Ask for a few not too many, a few classic and super funny jokes.

A drunk was kicking a lamppost on the side of the road when another drunk happened to pass by. The drunkard asked the drunkard, what are you doing? Drunk answer: after kicking for a long time, my wife still won't open the door! ! The drunkard looked at the street lamp and said to the drunkard, kick again! There must be someone inside, and the light upstairs is still on! ...

A monk went to someone else's house. Knowing that he was a monk, the master asked, Master, do you drink? The monk smiled and said, I drink a little wine, but I have never been a vegetarian. ...

The wife scolded her husband: You don't even know your grandmother's name? The husband said unjustly, how do I know my grandmother was only seven years old when she died! The wife was surprised and said, What? The husband quickly changed his mouth: no, no, my grandmother died at the age of seven! ...

The wife asked her husband, why do you always cover your mouth? Husband said: I just pulled out two teeth today. The wife asked in surprise: two? Didn't you say there was only one toothache yesterday? The husband explained that the doctor had no change in his hand! ... although my answer may not be good, I am careful.