Find a joke. It seems that three people are in the desert, and one of them is from China. He met a fairy and made a wish.

One day, an American, an Englishman and an China were walking in the desert. They saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " "

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American spoke his third wish:

"Take me home!"

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Americans go home with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Englishman again.

The Englishman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Englishman said, "I want more beautiful women!" " "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman.

The Englishman finally said, "Take me home."

The fairy sent the Englishman home and asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!"

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China said, "I miss Americans and British people very much. Please bring them back. "

Americans and Britons are very popular, but they are helpless, so they have to go on.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I was a disciple of the immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

Americans and British people think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

Americans and Britons urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

After drinking Erguotou, China people said to the immortal unhurriedly, "All right, it's all right, you go."

Americans and British people continue to trudge angrily with China people.

Walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out.

The man said, "I am the apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only grant each of you one wish."

The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."

The fairy said, "All right."

Then the fairy turned to the Englishman and asked, "What about yours?"

The Englishman quickly said, "I don't want to see that China either."

The fairy said, "All right."

Then the fairy turned and asked the China people, "What about yours?"

China people said, "What they said doesn't count."

So the Americans and the British gnashed their teeth and followed the China people.

Walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out.

The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you two wishes."

The Americans and the British whispered in unison, "What did China say?"

The man said, "All right."

So the man turned to China and asked, "What are you trying to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go home and don't suffer with me."