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Brainstorming funny trick 1

1, riddle: There are 100 birds in the tree. How can we catch them all?

Answer: use a camera

2. riddle: there is a cobra in the virgin forest, but it never bites people. Do you know why?

Answer: There is no one in the virgin forest.

3. riddle: the doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete?

A: One hour.

4. riddle: how many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most?

Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

5. riddle: the tortoise demolished the house again, built it again, and then got into it {guess a health care product}

Answer: Super calcium.

6. riddle: why doesn't the princess hang a mosquito net when she gets married?

Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

7. riddle: why are two children just right?

Answer: Because there are "three" in unfilial …

8. riddle: why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars?

Answer: Because the stars will shine.

Riddle: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

A: The reason is clear.

10, riddle: Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

1 1, riddle: a rooster and a hen (guess three words)

Answer: Two chickens.

12, riddle: which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

13, riddle: A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable}

Answer: Dutch beans

14, riddle:-Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why are there no fleas on dogs?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

15, riddle: Why are there only 300 people left in eight hundred heroes?

Answer: Because Wu Bai went to sing.

16, riddle: What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? (Guess a star)

Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

17, riddle: what gets dirtier the more you wash it, some people eat it if you don't wash it, and no one eats it if you wash it?

Answer: water.

18, riddle: What's the name of the son of the wind?

A: The water rises (the wind rises)

19, riddle: When the bottle cap can't be opened, who should be invited to open it?

Answer: Peacock, Peacock can open the screen (open the bottle).

20. riddle: is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?

Answer: Black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs.

2 1, riddle: Mom clearly called Dabao, but Bao Xiao came out. Why?

Answer: Dabao is not here.

22. riddle: Xiaoming, who just went to kindergarten, has only studied English for a month, but he can talk to foreigners without difficulty. Why?

Answer: Foreigners speak Mandarin to him.

23. riddle: who is the mother of the chicken?

Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24. riddle: what kind of river will people never cross?

Answer: Galaxy

25. riddle: there are ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty (to use an idiom)

Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

26. riddle: what is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: the safety island on the road

27. riddle: what can make our eyes go through the wall?

Answer: Windows.

28. riddle: will wolves, tigers and lions who play games be eliminated?

Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29. riddle: who is always afraid of taking a bath?

Answer: clay figurine

30. riddle: when the appearance of clothing is inspected, there is obviously a reasonable hair. Why don't instructors believe it?

A: A scholar can't be said to be "reasonable" when he meets a soldier.

3 1, riddle: which historical figure is the most lame?

Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Muyang Beihai (kicked by the sea)

32. riddle: what is the relationship between me and your father's brother's classmate's cousin?

Answer: it doesn't matter

33. riddle: who has the biggest belly in the world?

Answer: Prime Minister! A prime minister is big-minded-broad-minded/broad-minded/magnanimous.

34. riddle: what kind of fruit tree has not picked apples for more than ten years?

Answer: That's not an apple tree.

35. riddle: Xiaoming's stomach is obviously too swollen to stand up. Why does he keep drinking water?

Answer: Xiaoming fell into the river.

36. riddle: which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon?

Answer: I have a headache.

37. riddle: what can't be eaten raw and cooked while roasting?

Answer: cigarettes

38. riddle: why does Xiao Ming always like old things?

Answer: Xiaoming is an antique collector.

39. riddle: how to make drinks bigger?

Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

40. riddle: what are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: ten thousand, one thousand.

Brainstorming funny trick 2

1.

Q: What is the antonym of mobile phone?

A: Feet.

2.

There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole and vomited. Turned into steamed bread.

3.

Xiaoming's father has three sons. The first one is called heavy hair, the second one is called two hairs, and what's the third one?

It's called Sanmao. ..... because Xiao Ming is a woman.

4.

How many brothers does Aladdin have?

Three. Alajia, Alab, Alabing.

5.

Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid. ..

6.

Question 1! A piece of rice cake and a piece of carbon are fighting on the beach. When it is put down, the carbon blows the rice cake into the sea. As a result, the rice cake has disappeared since then.

Question 2! A pair of very loving lovers have been in love for many years. . But at this time, boys are going to study abroad. The day before he left, the boy bought a couple's rings. He gave one to the girl and put the other on himself. He said to the girl, "honey, we will be apart for a while and meet in this place in three years." . "Then they separated. .

Three years later, the girl waited for the boy in the same place. But after waiting for a few days, I didn't see the boy, so I threw the ring into the sea angrily. . .

A month later, the boy found himself waiting for the girl in the wrong place. . . He felt that he was a failure and threw the ring into the sea. . . Then, the boy walked along the seaside in frustration and saw an old uncle fishing. . . Guess what my uncle caught?

Answer: rice cake!

7.

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite!

Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew. . .

8.

A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress!

9.

Xiao Huamei said to his mother: Mom, I don't feel well today, and I don't want to go to school ... What does Mom say is wrong there?

Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.

10.

A couple went to double suicide together, but their money was only enough to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of this bottle of pesticide was only enough for one person to die, but in the end, both of them died. Why? Answer: They bought this bottle of pesticide, opened the bottle cap, and the bottle cap said: Another bottle.

1 1.

There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth. It exploded with a hard pull. ...

12.

Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, my father will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar.

13.

An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?"

A: "Yes!" So ... hang up!

14.

Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones?

A: Ningbo.

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off." ...

15.

One person felt sore feet when walking. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

16.

One day Snake A asked Snake B, "Ah B! Are we poisonous? "

Snake B replied, "I don't know? Why do you ask this? "

A snake said, "Because I just accidentally bit my tongue!" " "

17.

Students from China had an accident on a foreign highway, and they fell off a cliff with their cars. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: Hello? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left and the overseas students died.

18.

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, but Newton was still standing there. Einstein went over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal."

19.

Make a sentence with "except"

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ......

20.

Tell you a funny story ~ ~

A chicken slipped down the mountain ... this is an interesting story!

2 1.

Why does pangolin dig every day? Because he is looking for chuanshan B.

22.

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! Father Earthworm said weakly, "... I suddenly want to play football. "

23.

One day, the pig said to the bear, "Guess how many sweets are in my pocket?" The bear said, "You guessed right. Will you give it to me? " The pig nodded, "Well, I'll give it to you two if I guess right." The bear said, "Five dollars." What a realistic bear! ! )

24.

Why didn't Xiao Ming die when he jumped from 12 floor? Because Xiaoming is a plastic bag.

25.

One day, the white rabbit was walking in the forest and met a wolf. The wolf caught the white rabbit without saying anything. The white rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me?" The wolf said, "I told you not to wear a hat. I told you not to wear a hat."

The next day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest wearing a hat and met a wolf. The wolf grabbed the white rabbit without saying anything and hit it. The little white rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me when I wore a hat?" The wolf said, "I told you to wear a hat, and I told you to wear a hat."

The little white rabbit felt that this was not the way to go on, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "Your Majesty, the wolf bullied me, and he hit me when I wore a hat, and he hit me when I didn't wear a hat."

King Tiger listened to the cry of the little white rabbit and said, "I see. I'll talk to the wolf." .

After the rabbit left, the king tiger called the wolf, "Why did you hit the rabbit?"

Wolf "Why don't you want to hit him!" " "

Tiger King "If you want to hit him, you should also find a better excuse. For example, if you ask him to find you a girl and he finds a beautiful one, you can say that you want to be ugly. He found an ugly one. You said you wanted a beautiful one. It's not too late to call again. "

"Wolf ............."

"Or you can ask King Tiger to find you a beautiful woman. If he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, then there is no reason to hit him. "

The wolf said yes again and again, but I didn't expect this conversation between the tiger king and the wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door.

On the third day, the white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the wolf.

Wolf "white rabbit, go and find me a girl!" " "

White rabbit "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?"

The wolf thought, "Hey, how does he know what I want to do?" Then he said, "Forget it, go and find me a beautiful woman!" "

White rabbit "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

The wolf scratched his head and paced twice, grabbed the white rabbit and hit "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat." . . "

26.

Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police are here. Why did they take five people?

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27.

Why do ants and giraffes walk in the desert without footprints?

Because ants and giraffes ride bicycles together.

28.

Why did Xiaoming find that the delicious food in his refrigerator was eaten by ants and giraffes?

Because the bicycles of ants and giraffes are parked next to the refrigerator.

Brainstorming funny trick 3

1, how did Lin Daiyu die?

A: I fell to my death because, "a sister Lin fell from the sky."

2. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards?

Answer: It sucks.

3. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because it's too tiring to walk there …

4. Why do foxes often wrestle! ! ?

Answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).

5. What line does the monkey dislike the most?

Answer: Parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Answer: Yes ~ (if you have a car ~). . .

7. The teacher recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

Answer: Puppy, because Wang Wang Xianbei (Wang Wang backs first).

8. What color is celery dung?

Answer: Yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

9. What is the only difference between Superman and me?

Answer: I wear underwear inside.

10, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?

Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

1 1, four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take five people?

Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

12 besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

Answer: Bullshit. . .

13. Draw a V on two fingers. What is this?

Answer: Yes.

14. Hands are shaking, reach down. What is this?

Answer: fallen leaves

When do people want to drink soda?

Answer: Who do you think of when you are lonely?

16. salted eggs, tea eggs and rotten eggs are tested together. One of them was accused of cheating. who is it?

Answer: salted egg (salted egg superman-salted egg copying people)

17. Causes of constipation (name a foreign star)

Answer: Stallone (shit is too thick)

18. Two people are sitting on a stone.

Answer: Kill two birds with one stone.

19. Who doesn't have a phone?

Answer: Tianyi (seamless mobile phone)

20. Sparrows are noisy. How can I make it quiet?

Answer: click ... crow (click) sparrow is silent ~ ~ ~

2 1. How to keep ducks from flying away?

Answer: Give it a wing.

22. How much does this star weigh?

Answer: 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

23. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"?

Answer: The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...).

24. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg?

Answer: The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

25. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: antibiotics

26. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb?

Answer: Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire).

27. Who should be beaten the most in history?

Answer: Su Wu ... Suwu shepherds Beihai.

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