What adult jokes or brain teasers are there?

1. Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer:

The last child was carrying a washbasin.

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer:

Remove two points from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer:

barber

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:

Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer:

This is the word "wrong"

7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer:

Little flower in the mirror

What's the use of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer:

yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer:

have a dream

1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer:

sleep

12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer:

clay figurine

13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why is the answer:

Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

14 what car is stuck? Answer:

windmill

15 which month has 28 days? Answer:

There are 28 days in every month.

16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

Not as comfortable as bed.

17 What can't I drink? Answer:

tincture of iodine

18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer:

Got a zero in the exam "0"

19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer:

doze off

It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer:

On the track

2 1 When does the clock stop running? Answer:

The clock won't go.

You can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer:

posthumous papers

What is the narrowest road? Answer:

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

What can't I eat? Answer:

"east-west" direction

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:

The plane stopped on the ground.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer:

plastic flower

What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer:

laser record

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer:

blind person

Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer:

Xiaoming is a teacher.

Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer:

Of course the hammer won't break.

Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer:

Simple bulldozer

What is unknown, you don't know and I know? Answer:

The sole is broken.

A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? Answer:

He is walking backwards.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:

The truck driver didn't drive.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer:

open one's eyes

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer:

Why is it difficult to write the word "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer:

spare tire

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer:

Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.

Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer:

It's not bad to learn a lesson every two days from grade one to grade three!

How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer:

One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.

4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer:

Step on the other foot

When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer:

The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."

The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer:

They are all dead.

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer:

This is a flat character.

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:

A safety island on the road

Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer:

penguin

Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went to the room and arrested another person. Why? Answer:

Four people were playing mahjong in the room, and the police caught him.

Who is the 480,000 BM? Answer:

zoo director

What can solve all the mysteries? Answer:

answer

What kind of person will appear after death? Answer:

The characters in the movie

5 1 Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer:

journalist

Who said the farthest? Answer:

caller

What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer:

daily paper

Mimi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer:

She used a history textbook as a pillow when she slept.

Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer:

Cover your eyes with leaves.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. Answer:

Chaodi

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Wenwen answered:

Afraid of biting your hand

58 Divide 8 in half. What is this? Answer:

What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer:

Make an international long distance call

What makes people laugh and cry? Answer:

surgical mask

6 1 ID card is lost. what can I do to help? Answer:

pick up

A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there? Answer:

Faint

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer:

The name of the fugitive is "all"

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? Answer:

Xiaoming, of course.

Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer:

Run to catch mice

What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer:

auris dextra

What if 67 stitches fall into the sea? Answer:

Buy another one.

There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer:

Because he walked backwards.

It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer:

Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer:

deceiver

7 1 Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer:

Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16.

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer:

Because they are mother and son.

Which word is common all over the world? Answer:

Arabic numerals

There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer:

Because the book is in the corner.

What is the secret of 75 people's longevity? Answer:

Keep breathing, don't die.

When did you see the biggest moon? Answer:

When landing on the moon

Who only works one day a year? Answer:

the Santa Claus

What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer:

shoot

Why does a newborn child only have one left eye? Answer:

People only have one left eye.

Which tooth was last lost? Answer:

false tooth

8 1 There is a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer:

Push the door open.

Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth keeps opening and closing all night? Answer:

She eats melon seeds.

What is the best way to cheat? Answer:

magician

Do you have a two-sided box? Answer:

Yes! Internal and external training.

If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? Answer:

Will be stolen

Throw stones at eggs, why didn't the eggs break? Answer:

How to break eggs when throwing stones with your left hand?

How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer:

four

What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer:

One pair of underwear wears inside and the other wears outside.

Who has the worst heart? Answer:

Gastroenteritis patients.

The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why?

What the guest gave me was only a painting.

Grandpa I've never met. What kind of grandfather is he? Answer:

god

A father and son went hunting and each got a wild duck, but only three. Why? Answer:

Three grandparents and grandchildren

A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? Answer:

squint

What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? Answer:

watermelon

Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer:

Because: people sleep later than the sun!

A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer:

Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

Some sell, some don't buy, and there are many sales every day. Answer:

doorsill

What ship is the safest? Answer:

A boat is parked on the beach.

There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *? Answer:

Still a group!

100 What should I do first to turn my dream into reality? Answer:

Get up.

0 10 1 There is an animal that looks like a cat and a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little tiger.

0 102— Monkeys can break a corn every minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break several corns in five minutes. Answer: No.

0 103— Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What answer is left in Xiaohong's pocket? There's another hole.

0 104- What is higher than the sky? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

0 105— What is the most valuable thing lost? Answer: satellite.

0 106— It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: Three minutes.

0 107— What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day? Answer: it doesn't matter

0 108— Who is the alcoholic? Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.

0109 —— Where is the safest place when the earth explodes Answer: the ground monkey.

0 1 10- which dress is the most durable? Answer: the one I don't like the most.

0 1 1 1- What became of Louis XIV's son after he was beheaded? Answer: orphans

0 1 12- What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

0 1 13— Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.

0 1 14- Where can a person be big or small? Answer: My heart.

0 1 15— A year ago, 1 month/day, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Everyone is breathing.

0 1 16— Why does Xiao Wang always keep a posture when running? Answer: Because he is in the photo.

0 1 17— The left side looks like an electric fan, and the right side looks like an electric fan. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this? Answer: the electric fan with power failure.

0 1 18— Under what circumstances will everyone take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water? Answer: When eating hot pot.

0 1 19— Three people use three buckets of water for three days, and nine people use several buckets of water for nine days. Answer: Nine.

0 120— Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers.

0121-Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains. Why? Answer: He goes home early every morning.

0 122— Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Answer: It crawls on the map.

0 123— A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: wearing a life jacket.

0 124— Shortly after the accident, the first batch of police officers rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's going on here? Answer: Because this is a blood donation car.

0 125— What kind of people want to have as many children as possible? Answer: Children's products are highly manufactured.

0 126— What is the last thing a person does before he dies? Answer: Take your last breath.

0 127— Why is Zhuge Liang willing to meet Liu Bei only after he has been to the shanzhai? Answer: because I didn't bring a gift for the first two times.

0 128— Xiao Wang said that when the sun and the moon are together forever, he will travel. Is this possible? Answer: It may be tomorrow.

0 129— In ancient times, there was no clock. Someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no one announced it for him. Why is this? Answer: He keeps a flock of hens.

0 130— Lao Zhang is a famous boxer. Why did he put on boxing gloves three times and let his opponent knock off the stage twice? A: He is a master of wine and boxing.

0131-The Far East Department Store was robbed, and the police immediately blocked all the exits, but why did the thief escape? Why? Answer: thieves can escape from the entrance.

0 132— You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What's the answer: dreaming.

0 133— Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? Answer: nothing.

0 134— After dinner, my wife asked her husband for matches, and he politely took out a brand-name lighter, but her wife glared at him. Why? Answer: How to pick your teeth with a lighter?

0 135— What is the thing that will never end? Answer: Question.

0 136- What is the cleanest "ball" in the world? Answer: sanitary ball

0 137— Who is your favorite person? Answer: myself.

0138-An unarmed man got into the lion's cage. Why is it so peaceful? Answer: The lion cage is empty.

0 139— What attracts thieves more than gold? Answer: beauty.

0 140— Why did Mr. Chen get a heavy sentence for buying genuine medicine instead of fake medicine? A: He smuggled arms.

0 14 1- A sea without a drop of water. What sea is it? Answer: Cihai

0 142— Why have you only read "novels" and never read "big stories"? Answer: Because Dashuo is dead.

0 143— The printing methods of the new banknotes are different. Why? A: The numbers are different.

0 144— There is one kind of cowhide that is most easily punctured. What kind of cowhide is that? Answer: brag

0 145— What do blacks have to worry about? Answer: tanning

0 146— One fell on his back, one fell on his back, one was miserable, and the other was happy. What are you doing? Answer: the cat catches the mouse.

0 147— Where is the source of the Yellow River? A: In the sky, how does the water of the Yellow River move out of the sky?

0 148— What is the success of a poseur? Answer: Just fill in the blanks.

0 149— What kind of home do you live in and can go to work without leaving home? Answer: country

0 150- What kind of river will people never cross? Answer: Galaxy

020 1- Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: the earth.

0202-The exam is a judgment question. Xiaohua rolls the dice to decide the answer, but there are 20 questions. Why did he throw it 40 times? Answer: He wants to check it again.

0203- A ruler with a length of 1 1 cm can be used to measure the length of any integer cm between 1 and1cm? If possible, which scales should be engraved? Answer: Yes. The scale can be located at 2, 7 and 8.

0204— Where can't you find such a cheap residence in the world? Answer: cells

0205— If a nuclear war breaks out, which two places do you think will be overcrowded? Answer: earth monkeys and heaven

0206— What wastes one third of a person's life? Answer: bed

0207— What horse can't run? Answer: Trojan horse

0208— Who is that nosy guy who walks around the street all day? Answer: traffic police

0209— Why are more and more people getting divorced? Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.

02 10— If you don't have rabies, what's the first thing you should do? Answer: Make a list of enemies.

0211-Why do some people say that the fairest thing in the world is "conscience"? Answer: Have you ever said that someone said that they have no conscience?

02 12— Do you know how long a person's calf should be? Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground.

02 13— You have a ship with 15 crew, 60 passengers and 300 tons of cargo. Can you work out the age of the shipowner according to the above tips? Answer: Do you still need to calculate the age of the shipowner?

02 14— Xiao Wang rented a house in the urban area. The lease says that if he accidentally causes a fire and burns the house down, he must pay 3 million yuan. Xiao Wang not only didn't object, but even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? Answer: I can't afford it anyway.

02 15— You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Answer: I was born crying.

02 16- There is an activity that can accurately tell you that beauty is not born, but expressed in various ways. What kind of activity is this? Answer: beauty pageant

Respondent: ┑ Qingyou Yanyiji 2010-7-3110: 54.

250-5x 10=？

Riddle:

Foot washing water, pawn, water to drink.