Funny sentences to describe handsomeness

Funny sentences to describe yourself as handsome

1. People love you, flowers bloom, and cars get flat tires. Brother has been chased but never surpassed.

2. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart also requires punishment, then wouldn’t I have to suffer? Death by a thousand cuts?

3. One day, I went to the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. They pointed at me and said I was handsome, and when I said I wasn't handsome, they beat me and called me hypocritical.

4. Once I walked to the street, a group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I said: "I'm not handsome!" The response was five hot finger prints, Then they all came up to beat me, and while beating me, they also called me hypocritical.

5. During the Chinese New Year, someone gave me a couplet. The first couplet: Looking at the back, the fans will make thousands of troops angry. The second couplet: Turn around and girls will fall in love so much that they jump off the building and comment: So handsome!

6. How can I be so handsome? I am so handsome that I dare not go out. I am afraid that all men and boys will fall out of love when I go out.

7. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my own appearance! (or fascinated)

8. Hey~ didn’t you see it? After taking out this photo, the sun is hotter, the grass is greener, the flowers are redder, and even the birds are happier~~

9. The most talented, handsome and unrestrained. Yushu faces the wind. Romantic and suave. Tall and mighty. Personal names: landslides and ground cracks, water flowing backwards, ghosts seeing sorrow, beauty and wisdom combined, hero and chivalry incarnate, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, cars blowing out~

10. One day I yelled to the sky: I am not handsome. God has listened and criticized you. Who told you to lie? yulu.jb51.net

11. The young man sat under the cherry blossom tree in full bloom. The hair has a light luster like jet black jade, and the skin on the neck is as delicate as porcelain. There was a breeze, and the petals fell lightly, as crystal as snow, and broke into small pieces. It seemed as if he heard her footsteps, and the young man turned his head gently.

12. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: The master was smashed to death by tofu. I was robbed to death by a woman because I was handsome! Funny sentences to describe myself

13. He is so handsome that people walking on the street and driving will get into traffic accidents and rear-ended cars; passers-by will be fascinated by it. Fainted~~

14. If you don’t know Shen Shuaishuai, you won’t be surprised if you are beaten to death; if you don’t know Shen Shuaishuai in school, you will fail to get a doctorate.

15. La la la, everyone loves it, and every bird is dumbfounded. It is popular with thousands of girls, stimulates the market for handsome men, saves countless young people who have fallen into trouble, and a pear blossom crushes a begonia...

16. I took a closer look in the mirror again, and I felt really at ease with my appearance. I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it. Quotations Collection Network

17. When I was in school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome" and I couldn't understand it. Then my classmate handed me a mirror and I looked at it. In an instant, I understood.

18. Being handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women... I will be alone all my life... because... all girls think they are not worthy of me... Handsome people never Don't say you are handsome, handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.