The funniest joke in the world is cruel and short.

The funniest joke in the world is cruel and short.

There are always inexplicable unhappy times, and when you are in a bad mood, you will do nothing. Would you do that? Here, I have collected the funniest jokes in the world, which will make you feel better soon.

Joke 1

1. She has a crush on her deskmate and likes to treat her badly. Every time she drinks water, I tighten the bottle cap, and she will let me unscrew it for her. . .

When she graduated, she said to me, Actually, you screwed the lid on. I always knew. ?

I was just about to confess, when she paused and said, if you don't study hard and look ugly, you will be more motivated in the future, and you won't lose at the starting line when moving bricks. ?

2. When I was in primary school, one day the class teacher said: There will be no class tomorrow, so you can go out with me to experience the wild life with dry food. ?

The next day, we put on clothes worn by relatives and rushed to school with boiled eggs, but the class teacher took us to his house to plant seedlings for a day. . .

3、? I found myself in single dog before school started, and I was still in single dog during military training. What do you think I will become after military training?

? Military dog?

4. The porridge in the school canteen is one yuan a bowl. I drank it today and found a one-dollar coin in the bowl. . .

The classmates saw it and said, hey, what a coincidence! You brought another bowl of porridge.

5. At the beginning of school, I saw a couplet about military training:

Part 1: Move, move, did I tell you to move?

Bottom line: Laugh, laugh, is it that funny?

Horizontal batch: Have you typed the report?

Joke 2

1, someone can always beat you by smiling at you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

2. I really don't like it when some people say it on vacation? What should I do to kill the head teacher with winter vacation homework's summer homework? As if he could move it!

Don't always play with your mobile phone in class, it will be confiscated by the teacher. After all, he can't afford it.

As soon as the female student on duty mopped the classroom floor, she was trampled by the boy who came back from kicking the ball.

After seeing this, the class teacher said angrily, You boys are ruined as soon as the girls take off! ?

There are six brothers in our dormitory. Some time ago, in order to improve our English, we unanimously decided to communicate in English. Whoever speaks Chinese will be fined 5 yuan. . .

In this way, a week passed and my English didn't improve much, but I learned two other languages, sign language and sign language. . .

6. A classmate secretly changed the address book name to 10086 with his deskmate's mobile phone, and then sent a message? Your phone has expired, please pay the TM fee quickly?

This 2B actually replied seriously? Who are you? You can't swear if you owe money. If you swear again, I'll report you. ?

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