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Friar Sand joined the Buddhist scriptures brigade, and the Tang Priest told him, "You must listen to your brother."

"I see."

Soon, the Monkey King said to Friar Sand, "Brother Sha, didn't you hear me call you Brother Sha?"

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Friar Sand killed Bai. . .

Sing it with the comic book The Journey to the West's ending song "White Hooves Facing West": Benzema Van Persie Marchisio Podolski.

Balotelli, Carroll, Ibrahimovic, arbeloa, Polanski, Dinatale and Ronani.

What Shevchenko, what Chekroli, what Valdes, what Marchisi, busquets, Harvey, little Fayenesta, robbie keane, Olic!

1, 2, 3~ Sing! ~

"robbery!" With a nonstandard mandarin, the plane boiled. Eating, chatting and sleeping are all like hearing a signal, with sparkling eyes and looking at the source of the sound excitedly. A man with a flat head just lifted it.

Half a cup of transparent liquid, pressed on the body. Half an hour later, the young man woke up from a coma and looked at the serious stewardess in front of him.

Finally finished the sentence with tears: big sister, add a glass of water!

I feel special. I have watched Journey to the West 86 for many years.

I always thought 100 had more episodes, at least 5.60 episodes.

I want to see it today, damn it. Only 25 episodes.

When I was a child, I always felt that I couldn't finish reading.

Do you think Journey to the West is very long?

Zombie: "Doudou. Let's stop fighting and be good friends. " Pea: "Be good friends. But you are stupid and boring. " Zombie: "No, I'm good at telling cold jokes." Pea: "Really? Then tell me one. " Zombie: "Once upon a time, there was an African zombie who loved to tell cold jokes. Later, he froze to death. " Pea: "Poof …" Zombie, pawn. . .

If you ctrl+alt+del, jump out of the task manager, and you glance from top to bottom, you will know all the processes, know what they do, know the consequences of turning them off, and clearly know the current state of the computer from the digital beat occupied by CPU and memory, then you should not have a girlfriend.

I have a husky at home. Today, when I fed it dog food, I picked up a piece and tasted it out of curiosity. Who knows, after looking at me affectionately, the goods moved silently and gave me a place next to the rice basin. . .

What do Tang Priest and his disciples hate most? A: Winter and summer vacations. Because every winter and summer vacation, they are forced by TV stations to go through fire and water to learn from the scriptures!

During the Chinese New Year, I taught my grandparents to use computers and applied for a QQ number for them. . . . Yesterday, I accidentally took a look at the state above grandma Q, and instantly petrified. . "When you don't travel, don't take risks, don't talk about a love, but you haven't tried life, hang QQ, brush Weibo, visit Taobao, and do what I can do at the age of 80. . You want youth and wool. "