Campus English handwritten newspaper

English is the most widely used language in international economic, technical, information and other exchanges, and it is also the most important foreign language course in basic education in my country. English handwritten newspapers are also a way to learn English. Below is what I brought to you, I hope you like it.

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1. English Jokes

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

It was local election time During this period, the candidate visited thousands of households in his area.

At one house a *** all boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

The candidate came to the door of a house, and a little boy opened the door. "Tell me, young man," the candidate asked, "was your mother a Republican or a Democrat?"

"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

"No," the child replied, "She's in the bathroom.

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2. English Short Story

In spring, the mother pig took the little pig LuLu to the foot of the mountain. They planted some watermelon.

When summer came, there were many big round watermelons in the field.

One day, the sun was burning like a fire, it was terribly hot on the ground. The mother pig said to the little pig:" Lulu, go to the field to pick a watermelon back,ok?" Lulu said happily:"Ok! No problem."

Then he ran to the watermelon field. When he got to the field, he was happy to find so many big green watermelons. He chose one of the biggest watermelon and picked it from the vine. Then he held it with his hands trying to lift is on his shoulder to carry it home.

" Wow!It's so heavy!" Lulu tried several times, but he failed. And he was socked with sweat. He wiped his sweat off and decided to have a rest.

Suddenly he saw the monkey Pipi. He was playing with a hoop. Lulu patted his head and said: "I've got it." He thought, the round hoop can roll, the watermelon round too, then it can roll too. He then put the big melon on the ground and rolled it forward quickly.

At last he got home with the watermelon.The mother pig knew the story, she exclaimed:"My child, you're really clever!"

In spring, Mother Pig and her little pig Lulu planted a large patch of watermelon on the hillside. In summer, the watermelon fields are filled with round and big watermelons.

One day, the sun's rays shone brightly on the earth. Oh my God, it was so hot. The mother pig said to the little pig: "Lulu, you go to our field to pick a big watermelon and come back to quench your thirst!" The little pig Lulu said happily: "Okay!" After that, he ran to the watermelon field. When I got to the field, I took a look. Oh, there were big watermelons lying everywhere, so juicy and cute! Lulu picked the biggest one and picked it off. It put its arms around the watermelon and wanted to pick it up and put it on its shoulders to carry it home. "Oh, it's so heavy!" Lulu tried to hug her several times but couldn't pick her up. She was still sweating profusely from exhaustion.

It straightened up, wiped the sweat from its face and wanted to take a rest before trying to hold the watermelon. Suddenly, it saw the little monkey Pipi rolling a hoop and playing on the road at the bottom of the mountain. Little Pig Lulu slapped the back of his head and said happily: "Yes, I have a way." What method? Little Pig Lulu thought: The iron ring is round and can roll. The watermelon is also round, can't it also be rolled? Thinking of this, the little pig Lulu put the big watermelon on the ground without taking a rest. Gurgling, rolling forward, rolling the watermelon all the way home.

Mother Pig saw the little pig Lulu carrying the round and big watermelon home, and praised Lulu for being a pig doll who loves to use his brain!

3. English Quotes

1. All rivers run into the sea.

Different paths lead to the same destination.

2. All time is no time when it is past.

The opportunity cannot be missed, and the time will never come again.

3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

4. As heroes think, so thought Bruce.

Heroes think alike.

5. A young idler, an old beggar.

If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be sad.

6. Behind the mountains there are people to be found.

There is heaven beyond the sky, and there are mountains beyond the mountains.

7. Bad luck often brings good luck.

A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

8. Business is business.

Business is business.

9. Clumsy birds have to start flying early.

The stupid birds fly first.

10. Do one thing at a time, and do well.

Do one thing at a time, and do your best!