Humorous slip of the tongue joke

1, I remember once, I went to KFC with a sister. While waiting in line, I heard her muttering something, a chicken leg burger and a pair of chicken wings. Miss .........................................................................................................................., how about a chicken leg burger? , but the words to the mouth have become? Legs, a hamburger?

2.MM told me that KFC is new? I was asked to take her to dinner. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I was in a daze. When I arrived at the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: Can I have two, please? Bloody Thank you! .............

Shame-_-!

3. I went to buy mutton kebabs once

Hold out four fingers and say to the boss? Want three kebabs?

Does the boss understand? How many/much?

I held out three more fingers and said? 4 pieces

4. My name is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty? I was yelling at that guy.

5. A boy saw his uncle: buy him two dishes! ?

Uncle:? This child is so boastful that he can't even talk to people! ?

6. A shy male classmate went to the canteen to have breakfast. The master in the window asked him: What can I get you? He looked down and said, I want it? I want it? A steamed bun, a steamed bun. ? The master stared at him for a long time and asked? What do you want? Say it again! ? I want a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun? oh hell no A bun and a loaf of bread! ?

7. English class, teacher:? Good morning, teacher! ?

Student:? Good morning, students! ?

The whole class burst into laughter.

8. In college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone and got a mobile card. He called 10086 to ask about it. At that time, I was excited: Do you have a mobile phone business? From the hands-free phone, we actually heard the telephone operator say politely, "We are really moving with the business." . . The whole dormitory burst into laughter.

9. My husband is thin. Once I was in a hurry, I said? Honey, look at you as thin as a pig! ?

10, broadcast original: two gangsters wounded me, 1 10 police officers fled.

The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded 1 10 police and fled.

(Huang Feihong reincarnated? ! )

1 1 One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner:

Report instrument, examiner is normal ~ ~ ~ ~

12, a classmate called a friend's house, and his grandfather answered it. The classmate didn't know what he was thinking, just opened his mouth. Grandpa, it's grandma, and suddenly I feel something is wrong, so I hung up the phone with a bang?

13, congratulations from the unit and tribute from a leader:? I wish everyone good health. Stop, there is no more words.

14, the fourth person in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Where are my slippers?

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