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There is no limit to the number of words in a diary. Let's go

(1) Fireflies in summer night.

This summer vacation, I returned to my haunted hometown. It is a place where endless fun is buried.

One afternoon, it suddenly began to rain. My cousins and I cheered together: "Oh! Great! As long as the rain stops at night, there will be countless fireflies at night! " As we expected, the rain really stopped in the evening, and we waited for the night with joy and anxiety. Finally, it was completely dark, and we were about to rush out of the gate, but our aunt stopped us. I thought the serious aunt would nag us for a long time again, but this time, she handed us two fans and said, "Fireflies usually shine by the wind." If you fan them, they will always shine, so it is easy to catch them. "

We thanked our aunt and rushed into the night-shrouded Yuan Ye. How beautiful! The bright night sky is cloudless in Wan Li, and the bright moon and sparkling stars can be seen; In the moonlight, everything seems so quiet and ethereal. We found a meadow and plunged into it. What we saw surprised us-fireflies were like shining stars, blinking and dancing in the lush grass, illuminating the whole grassland-which was simply a fairy-tale little world. Suddenly, my cousin found the brightest and most unique firefly-it flashed green and was surrounded by many fireflies. I think it should be the king here! I separated the "King" from its subjects by hand, and my cousins followed it closely and fanned it hard. It really continued to shine. I thought to myself: the fan really works, no wonder the ancients also wanted to "light a small fan to fly fireflies." As I thought about it, I carefully aimed at it and slapped it hard, and the "king" fell. It struggled to send out a distress signal. Soon, many fireflies surrounded it, hoping to help it. Cousin cousin saw it and immediately rushed to hit it, and fireflies fell one after another. We happily picked them up and put them in carefully prepared boxes.

That night, the sparkling firefly light lit up my dream all night.

(b) Summer recreation

Get up at 4 am, brush your teeth and wash your face for 5 minutes. At 4: 30, my motorcycle started and went to the summer camp held by the "New Concept English Class" in front of KFC. When I got there, the bus was crowded with people.

We talked and laughed in the car, and it was over. We haven't even covered half the distance. We only went to the movies. After three movies, we went to the tourist attractions. Drifting in Tianmu Lake, the headmaster said that there was a "war" on the bamboo raft-that is, a water fight. When you come to the lake, the water is green. When you look closely, the water is clear, and you can still see your hands when you reach down with one arm. We came to the island with the water gun we bought. I bent down to pick up the rocks at the bottom of the water and threw them at another bamboo raft. When the stone hit the water, the waves splashed. Everyone on the boat bent down, and others learned the same. When we got to the shore, we were all wet. Oh! What a group of "drowned rats"!

In the evening, we danced bamboo pole, and the host danced very well. The first time I passed, my foot was badly pinched the second time. The third time, I stepped on bamboo and fell down like skating, and my ass was caught by a bamboo pole. I became everyone's joke. In the evening, except for the fans around me who asked me to sign autographs, I became an important person in our group. In the evening, I go to the bathroom to wash my hands. I was scared out of my wits when I saw a furry green fat centipede.

On the third day, we climbed Qishan, and I took out a pebble-sized stone from the spring as a souvenir. I poured a bottle of real mountain spring water. I took a sip and tasted it. I taste sweet. Climbing the mountain, my feet began to bubble, so I had to walk all the way to hold the stone and finally reached the top of the mountain. The waterfall is so loud that I can't hear anything. We went to Qiandao Lake again.

The islands on Thousand Island Lake are lush and refreshing. We went to lover island, and I felt the coolness of the stream. We found frogs, shrimps and stone fish in the lake, and I became a joke here. I accidentally stepped on a mossy stone, slipped and splashed, and sat at the bottom of the water. Everyone laughed to death. I found three stone pot fish, a clear and transparent shrimp.

In the afternoon 1:30, we went home by car and took out the spring water and stones. Dad even said, "Why don't you bring me a stone?"

My trip is the most enjoyable, but the beauty of nature is different.

(3) playing by the sea

On the afternoon of August 4th, in the scorching sun, my friend Lu Jiajing and I went camping in Liuheng Island by private car. After nearly four hours by car and ferry, we finally reached our destination. Hehe, I saw the vast beach and the endless sea. The sand is so soft that we jump up and scream as soon as we step on it; The sea is so blue that I really want to throw myself into its arms. ...

After dinner, we waited for the low tide at the seaside and watched the sun slowly set. ...

As night fell, around eight o'clock, we began to catch crabs in the sea. Flashlight, eyes open, looking around on the beach. But unlike what I expected, there were crabs everywhere for me to catch, and I didn't see a few back and forth, but I was still surprised to see live jellyfish. The whole body is transparent and has tentacles. We want to catch it, but we are afraid to catch it. The fisherman came and hooked it, saying that his tentacles would itch when they touched his arm. By the way, we also saw some hermit crabs. They hid in shells. Very interesting. We also caught a monk crab. At night, we fell asleep in the tent with us, listening to the sound of the waves. ...

Get up the next day. After breakfast, we went swimming. Wow! The sea is so vast and the sky is so vast. They are all blue. I can't tell where the sea is and where the sky is. I ran down the beach to feel the sea. Wave after wave, my pants got wet. Finally, I couldn't help it and ran back to change my swimsuit. Lu Jiajing's father suggested crossing the sea from the upper reaches of a rock, where the water is cleaner. I can't tell you how happy I am. I can't wait to put on my wings and fly there.

I can't sit still in the car After about 10 minutes, I reached the other side of the sea. I jumped into the sea, leaving Lu Jiajing and his family far behind. Ah, I see the sea. I almost jumped up. I put a swimming trap on my head and lay on the sea. A wave came and I was washed ashore at once. I swam back to the sea, and another wave came, and I floated again. In this way, I played in the embrace of the sea, intoxicated. ...

In the afternoon, we went back to the seaside, this time for a water fight. There is a lot of water in our eyes and mouths, and we are all soaked. Some aunts had to flee to the shore and surrender with white towels as white flags. Ha ha ha ha, the beach is full of laughter.

In the evening, we will end a pleasant two-day tour, and the excited heart can't be calm. We really want to stay there again. Ah, the seaside is really interesting. I will come again next time.

(4) Interesting swimming

My childhood was bittersweet, happy and joyful. Speaking of interesting childhood stories, it took three days and three nights to finish. Today, I will tell you my interesting swimming story.

I remember it was a summer vacation, the weather was very hot, and the ground was almost an iron pot. I am idle at home, jumping on the bed. My father saw me like this and said I was a big frog jumping on the hinge. Hearing this, I was so angry that I cut off my feet. "Ok, Dad, let's go swimming together!" After listening to my father say "big frog 1", I want to go swimming. "good! This is a good idea. " I jumped three feet for joy! After a while, we got our swimming equipment ready and set off for the swimming pool, skipping all the way and throwing the hot air out of the clouds!

In the blink of an eye, we arrived at the swimming pool. I rushed into the dressing room, changed my clothes and walked to the swimming pool. Ah! A cool feeling surrounds me. When I walked to the children's swimming pool, I saw so many people that I had to go to the adult swimming pool! I was just about to get into the water, but I was caught off guard by the drowning. My first feeling is "cold". I immediately floated on the water, grabbed the handrail and looked at my father. I looked around as soon as he disappeared. Finally, I found that he had swam to the opposite side, so I slowly climbed over because I couldn't swim. Dad saw it and wanted to play with me, so he swam to the other side. After many twists and turns, I surrendered, but I still wanted to learn swimming, so I had to learn from my opponent. Dad grabbed my chin and let me climb my leg hard. I did as he said, but he suddenly took his hand away, which hurt me very much.

Childhood is colorful and happy, so am I. I hope to have a happy and beautiful childhood when I grow up!

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