Laugh at a humorous joke.

Selected humorous passages: Don't die in contact with yesterday's old time, and always hold hands with tomorrow. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Selected jokes (1) 1. Talk less when chatting with your girlfriend, because every time you quarrel with your girlfriend, everything you say will be used as evidence in court. ...

2. When your girlfriend is angry, if you are sleepy, press hard on the bed. If you are ugly, please invite your girlfriend's shopping cart!

3. Me: Look how good I am to you. Leave some for you in the pot every time you eat! My girlfriend slapped me and said, is that why you don't rinse the pot?

I saw a pair of men's underwear under the bed today. I asked who my girlfriend was. Girlfriend: Who knows, it was windy the other day.

5. My girlfriend got up early, looked at my crotch and said, Shit! Knowing that I have been here these days, aren't you carrying coals to Newcastle?

Joke selection (2) 1. I can't sleep well in any position when I should sleep, and I sleep soundly in any position when I get up.

Most people's pursuit is to devote their limited life to unlimited eating, drinking and having fun.

3. Nowadays, smart phones are really convenient and can be automatically restarted.

4、? Do you like money?

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5. Never say it again? I used to think you were fine, but now it's like this! ? It's easy to expose that you used to be blind, but now you are a fool.

6. The recent portrayal of life is: take a hundred steps after a meal and have a good appetite after midnight snack.

7, small faint in the city, big faint in the bed.

It is observed that most people who love to sleep late have accomplished nothing, while those who can persist in getting up early are in poor spirits all day.

Joke selection (3) 1. People my age should wear masks and sunglasses when riding electric cars. Otherwise ... it will be recognized by classmates driving luxury cars again.

2. The student said: We should all work hard until the deposit number in your bank card looks like a telephone number. After so many years of hard work, I finally succeeded! Looking at the balance of Cary 120, I couldn't help crying. ...

3. Some people are like me. I want to buy anything without pay, buy everything without pay, and then I don't know how to spend my salary.

4. I took a picture of a big stuttering chicken wing on my sister paper that I chased for a long time, so I left a message: Honey, do you particularly like chicken? Damn it! Then she knocked me out. ...

I am a nostalgic person. Bought a bag of little foreigner yogurt, opened it and took a sip. Ah! This is a familiar smell. It's still the formula of childhood, or the taste of childhood. When I looked again, it was lying in the trough, and the date of birth was also a child.

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