Li Ao’s classic quotations

Li Ao’s classic quotations 1

1. When you show great righteousness, don’t forget to give small favors. When you give a greeting gift, don't forget to give a hint of authority.

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3. Some people are very stubborn. Others can't change him, and he himself can't change him.

4. If you forget to zip up your zipper after urinating, you are a middle-aged person; if you forget to zipper your zipper before urinating, you are an old person.

5. Men should love women more and understand them less; women should understand men more and love them less.

6. If you are not afraid of hardship, you will suffer for half your life; if you are afraid of hardship, you will suffer for a lifetime.

7. The key to the boss lies in the good or bad face. The key to the beauty lies in the beauty and ugliness of the face. The key to politics lies in the thickness of the skin. There are three types of solitary dog ??parties.

8. When you give a greeting gift, don’t forget to show off your authority.

9. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

10. Ninety percent truth plus one percent MSG is 100% truth.

11. Good people only need to do a few bad things to be scolded; bad people only need to do a few good things to be praised.

12. Cherish is the late morning mist on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dewdrops on the leaves, the chick on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder and the blood and tears on the bed.

13. For a 200-pound person, the top priority is no longer to lose weight, but to find a 205-pound person to stand in front of him.

14. Good news for fat people: Not letting people see you is more important than losing weight.

15. Theists die happily, while atheists die seriously.

16. There are two kinds of good doctors: one is one who can cure the patient himself; the other is one who knows he cannot cure the patient and recommends the patient to a doctor who can cure the disease well.

17. A successful life begins with the audience, then the actors, and finally the backstage boss. A failed life does the opposite.

18. People are living ghosts, and ghosts are dead people.

19. Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. Little do they know that modern people have to do the ox-horse formation before they can get into a car.

20. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

21. His writings will be immortal for five hundred years; his people will be immortal for a thousand years. A thousand years from now, it will be the end of the world and everything will be ruined.

22. The achievements in life are like scavengers. You can’t see them no matter what you do, but you will see them if you don’t do them.

23. Sometimes, people love money because they don’t have enough money, they love power because they have too little power, and they get scolded because they are not big enough.

24. I am never attracted to beautiful women - only to the other parts.

25. The older Russell gets, the bigger the titles of his articles become; the older Hu Shih gets, the smaller the titles of his articles become. The level of one’s realm can be determined at a glance.

26. Yu Guangzhong and others ignore the poverty all over the world. How can they become first-class literary and artistic workers with such cold-bloodedness and avoidance? What's more, they are still flattering. What kind of heartlessness is this?

27. Some people (Li Ao and others) will have a headache if they are their friends, and their blood pressure will be high if they are not their friends.

28. There are many people who want to scold me. If you want to scold, please queue up. It’s hard to say whether it’s your turn or not?

29. I never let a villain suffer once, I make him suffer for a lifetime.

30. There is no joy in getting the world's talented people and teaching them; ("Teaching disciples, beating the master." What fun is there?) There is no joy in getting the world's idiots and scolding one of them.

31. You cannot capitalize every letter, or even write it in cursive. You should always lowercase sometimes.

32. It is convenient for a tall man to eat swan meat; it is convenient for a short man to write the same thing as his own body.

33. I don’t share problems, I only solve them.

34. When new women themselves become less worthy of love, the more they complain that others are not worthy of love.

35. A successful life begins with the audience, then the actors, and finally the backstage boss. A failed life does the opposite.

36. God gave the blind man a "fair treatment": - he could not see others during his lifetime, and others could not see him after his death.

37. Armor beyond the range is the best armor.

38. A banquet for one person, a glass of soda and a song, but no thanks to Chen Sanyuan: First, I wish that I live a hundred years; second, I wish that I stay healthy; third, I wish that I will be like a swallow in the sky, and I will not see you bastard.

39. To eliminate enemies, rely on friends; to eliminate friends, rely on friends’ wives; to eliminate friends’ wives, rely on God.

40. The rich are capitalists, and the poor are communists. This is normal human nature.

41. I have been embraced by two dragons in my life: one embracing injustice, and the other embracing women.

42. You don’t know my character, right? I won't suffer any loss. I am very Jewish and Israeli. My reaction was immediate. We Chinese believe in 'taking advantage when you suffer', I have never been like this. In the past, if I suffered a loss, I would suffer a loss, but now I want to take advantage and get it back. That’s how I am, I will never suffer!

43. Falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; engaging in politics begins with deceiving others and ends with self-deception.

44. Pavarotti, one of the three greatest tenors in the world, was in this posture (opening his hands) when he came up. Please applaud. Why are you applauding? Because I was so expressive that you all forgot to applaud.

45. I often suspect that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

46. If you forget to zip up your zipper after urinating, you are middle-aged; if you forget to zipper your zipper after urinating, you are an old person.

47. Philosophy is worse than sitting down and talking, and love is worse than lying down and walking.

48. Some people are cute to the point of being hateful, and some are so hateful to the point of being cute.

49. Some problems are very strange: if you solve it, half of it is solved; if you don’t solve it, all of it is solved.

50. Someone challenged me and said: "You come here." I didn't reply, I just galloped away, and then defeated him in hindsight.

51. Be humble to travel in the world, be humble to respond to others, be humble to treat your comrades, be humble to welcome death.

52. Those who know how to look behind people’s backs are wise men and esthetes; those who know how to look behind people’s backs are traitors.

53. Someone challenged me and said: Come on. I didn't reply, just sped away and knocked him down in hindsight.

54. A veteran taxi driver said to me: "Driving in Taipei is really scary, more scary than fighting. In a war, there are enemies directly in front of you; while driving a taxi, there are enemies in front, back, left, right, and on all sides." I think That's exactly what I am.

55. There is only one reason to move forward; there are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons all day long to prove that they are not cowards, but never use one reason to prove that they are a warrior.

56. The twentieth-century sequelae of American slavery—black Olympic athletes won gold medals.

57. Growing up means that you know what it is; maturity means that you deliberately say you don’t know after you know it.

58. Give a blank death certificate for a birthday; give two blank divorce certificates for a wedding. Those who can give gifts like this are truly friends.

59. I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, time does not count.

60. A first-rate businessman must make money no matter whether the business is good or not; a first-rate writer must write a book regardless of whether it is a best-seller or not. Li Ao’s classic quotations 2

1. Not every man is a prince riding a white horse

Therefore, please don’t criticize him for not being tall and handsome enough, and don’t blame him for giving it to you. Just a pair of gloves instead of ninety-nine roses.

Darlings, you must know that you are not a prince, but you are his eternal princess, and his love is the glass slipper that turns you into a princess.

2. Not every man can talk about love

So, please don’t be suspicious when his answer of “I love you or not” is not straightforward enough. He turned this answer into a helpless habit. Darlings, you must learn to appreciate the silent promise. Please believe that when he looks at you quietly and smiles, when he gently strokes your hair, when he naturally holds your hand, he I just love you.

3. Not every man is good at refuting.

So, when there is a misunderstanding and he is silent, please don’t push him away and cry to yourself until your eyes are red. Maybe in his mind it was just an irrelevant woman or something he would never do. He always believed that it was a fact and didn't need much explanation. Darlings, don’t easily regard this persistence as a default expression. Don't you see how he is at a loss?

4. You must know that your man is not Superman or Batman

So, when he cannot be the first to help you when you are in trouble Time appears. Please don't blame him, because he can't stay by your side when you are helpless, and that worry is already his biggest punishment. Darlings, please remember that when he asks about it afterward, please give a gentle answer and tell him that it is fine and don't worry about it.

5. Face is more important than anything else to a man.

So, please give him full status in front of his friends. If he ignores you in front of his friends, don't willfully think that it means he doesn't pay attention to you. Maybe he just wants to show your docility. Don't mind being a little woman in front of others, dears, you know, that is the privilege only a pampered woman has.

6. Maybe men don’t understand what women are thinking

So, when you say no on purpose and he really walks away, please don’t swear to punish him well. He, you know, is confused and feels more depressed than you at the moment. If your lover can't understand what you mean, then, my dears, just tell him clearly, he will love you much more easily, and you can get what you really want, why not?

7. Men also need to have their own lives

They will also be obsessed with games and want to go out drinking and playing cards with friends. At this time, please don't press him with text messages or phone calls, and don't ask him why he doesn't take you with him. Don’t you also have your own private space for women? Darlings, give each other enough space to have fresh air.

8. Men can also be fragile, and they can also feel suddenly and inexplicably depressed

So, when his face is full of exhaustion and his eyes are full of boredom, please don’t ask if it’s true. I don’t love you anymore. You know, no one can please you all the time. Darlings, at this moment, don’t ask him what’s wrong, just stay with him quietly.

9. Generally speaking, men don’t understand women’s hearts

But sometimes, don’t you often ignore their feelings? You have the obligation to accompany your girlfriend, but you have no right to give up your job. . Under the sign of strength, men can only carry everything on one shoulder. Life is already very tiring. When he is working hard for his future, my dears, you should not make them too tired.