Funny joke: Wife, your dumpling skin is so interesting!

Funny joke: When I ate jiaozi at home, I accidentally choked and coughed because I dipped too much Chili oil, and immediately my dad went to pour water in a hurry. Watching my father bring water, I reached out to pick it up, but I was slapped open. Dad put the water in front of my mother, and said thoughtfully: Honey, be careful when you eat jiaozi, and don't choke. I'll pour you a glass of water here, so drink it if it feels spicy! Me: .....

Funny joke: There is a little British brother in the research room who has been studying in Beijing for half a year. I asked him how he is learning Chinese. He said that it was hard to die at first. There were only 26 letters in English, but there were 23 initials and 24 finals in Chinese. With the addition of four tones, the arrangement and combination would collapse, and then there were 2,5 commonly used Chinese characters to memorize, which was almost fatal. But since one day he mastered the universal word "lying cao", communication has suddenly become extremely easy. . .

Funny joke: My daughter-in-law asked me, "Husband, there is a question that I have been holding in my heart for a long time. In those days, so many beautiful women and rich girls all gave their lives to chase you. How can you chase me who is average in all aspects?" I sighed: "Since childhood, they chased me only to see my handsomeness and extravagance, but you love my talent, and it is enough to have a bosom friend in life ... By the way, when you said that my articles and I were quite antique, like several figures in the Three Kingdoms, they asked you but didn't answer. Should you tell me today?" The daughter-in-law nodded and smiled: "Yan Liang, Wen Chou."

Funny joke: My stomach has been upset recently. Let my mother cook some porridge and I'll go home to drink it at night. When I got home, I found a bowl of meat. I asked my mother doubtfully, "Why do you still cook meat dishes because I have a stomachache?" Mom: "Oh, I forgot, why don't you just stop eating?" "But I am greedy." "Then you can put the meat in front of you, take a look at the meat and have a bite of porridge, and consider it as eating meat, so the problem will be solved."

Funny joke: I: "Honey, when we have money, you propose to me again, can we get married again?" Husband: "Yes! But I also have a request. " Me: "You say it!" Husband: "Just don't say yes when I propose."

Funny joke: The wife said: If the child's grades are not up, you will tutor the child in math and I will tutor the Chinese in the next two years. If the tutor's exam results are low, who will cook for a month? Husband: That's a good idea. Let's do it. After a period of time, my daughter's test scores came down, with 85 Chinese and 9 math. My wife saw the results and went to cook glumly. At the dinner table, my daughter said, Mom, I deliberately made my Chinese score lower than that of math, because my father's cooking was terrible.