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The story of shrimp fishing in summer

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Walking in memory, I watched a warm movie.

The film began.

Just after lunch, Xiao lazily put on short-sleeved shorts and went barefoot to call his friends and Peng. Then I went to the small pond behind the village and started fishing for shrimp.

"I am lazy to find some straight and thin sticks. I brought a thread, and the kitten went to catch the toad. After that, let's help the kitten catch it together. " Peng, an older man, finished the task quickly.

Lazy and Peng walked to the river, looking for thin straight branches. "hey! Brother Peng, look, such a big spider, my God, is still colored. " Lazy people are most afraid of spiders, especially those with long thighs. He pointed to the spider, and Peng was startled when he saw it.

Little lazy glanced around with the corner of his eye and almost fainted. It's all like this. Okumo weaves a net between the branches and leaves and lurks here, just like a huge silk hole.

Lazy gasped, grabbed Peng Ge's hand and ran, ready to find branches in another place. Following Brother Peng, I found three straight branches in a few minutes. After tying the thin thread, all you need is bait.

I stood by, thinking that this lazy boy is really timid! I was about to laugh like a pig's head, so I quickly held back for fear of disturbing their interest.

"Come on, let's catch toad together. The kitten may be too busy. It takes a lot of bait to catch toads this afternoon, and toads are not easy to catch. "

Little lazy followed brother Peng and ran to the kitten's field.

I saw the kitten with its head down and tiptoed behind the jumping toad in front, ready to find a chance to pounce. Just then, a slippery snake drifted past Xiao Lazy and Brother Peng.

I want to shout it out so that they can notice the snake next to me. You know, if you are bitten by a local snake in this field, you may have to lie in the hospital for a long time. But I couldn't shout it out, and my voice got stuck in my throat. ...

"Little lazy, there is a snake next to you! Watch your step! " Peng called me out, he said to the lazy barefoot.

"xx (swearing), scared me to death! Luckily, it didn't bite me. I wonder if it's comfortable to be bitten by this thing. Hey! Kitten, there are snakes! Pay attention! " Lazy first panicked, and then changed a calm face to remind you that you are catching toad's little hair.

The kitten stopped and looked around, but there was nothing.

"I have slipped away and didn't go to your place!"

"What are you shouting? The toad ran away, and the snake was a snake. What a fuss! You still see less. As long as it does not pose a threat, it rarely takes the initiative to bite us. Of course, it is best to walk around the road. "

"The kitten is experienced and seems to have been kissed by a snake." Peng teased, and he smiled lazily.

"I don't hurry, spent half an hour, met nothing, and finally met one, you scared away! You guys go! I'm going to find a good place to catch shrimp. " Say that finish, the kitten angrily walked to the pool, leaving the two to catch toad's goods.

I lay on the grass of the ridge, basking in the sun. The sky is ridiculously blue, ridiculously blue. There is no breeze and no white clouds floating.

The summer sky, like this, is clean, bright and charming. If only time stopped at this moment! Unconsciously, I fell asleep. Nobody woke me up. I feel that I have slept for a long time, as if only a moment has passed.

When I opened my eyes, the two men had joined the kitten by the river.

"I don't want this, it's cruel!" The kitten looked at several gray toads in front of her and felt sorry for her.

"Oh, every time I catch shrimp, I play a bitter drama here, and finally I have to peel it. What happened to the second-class protected animals? This is just a relative of a frog, not a frog. Besides, even if the frog is really killed, the police won't arrest you! We have done a lot of this work! You two help quickly and stop inking. " Peng earnestly advised him.

Too lazy to think too much about kittens. Anyway, if you want to catch shrimp, you need bait, and the bait must be naked meat, so that lobsters will be tighter and easier to catch ashore.

So they joined the skinning team, grabbed the toad, closed their eyes and fell to the ground. I saw the toad whose little hair fell to the ground, and nothing happened. But lazy and weak, toad didn't fall to death, but still twitched on the ground.

I thought laziness would never fall again, but he caught toad again ... I rushed at him quickly, ready to take toad away from him, but unfortunately I went straight through his body.

1 of "pa", toad was out of breath, showing his white belly and closing his eyes.

Then, the three men squatted down and undressed the toad. That skillful technique, a little peeling brown skin,

Seeing this, I feel very worried. I can't do anything. I can't interfere in this tragedy. Do they know what they are doing? Just to catch shrimp, for a pleasure, a massacre is going on. I really want to blame them, but I can't make a sound.

The face is inexplicably hot, and in the water, it reflects a blush. Look closely and you will find a familiar face. It seems that one of the first three people is me.

"Done, fishing! Finally finished, enter the formal link! "

"See who catches more, old shrimp counts. It's boring to catch those small ones. "

"Then I have to prepare more fishing rods to catch long-term big fish, hehe!"

After the discussion, the three people were ready and began to meditate. The three men wandered around the pond, looking for their treasure. Where there are aquatic plants sticking out and exposing a piece of water, there is the greatest possibility of shrimp.

And Peng, just lazy and stupid, chose an empty water surface. If this guy can catch one, I'll call him dad. On such water, lobsters have no stronghold and pliers have no place to put them. ...

Sure enough, after a while, Peng and I each caught two or three shrimps, big ones, small ones and red ones ... only lazy ones, always naked, were still squatting there and refused to give up.

What can this fool do when he grows up? I have an inexplicable worry in my heart. I wonder if he is too stupid when he grows up. Hahahahaha)

As a result, after fishing all afternoon, A Peng caught the most, followed by Xiao Lazy, and only caught two. Finally, some small shrimps choose to be released, and the old shrimps are taken home as trophies to fill their stomachs.

Three people are going to hide the fishing rod, roll up the thin thread along the fishing rod and put it in a bush. So as not to take it home and have nowhere to put it, but also put it in the bushes to cool down and prevent it from being stolen by passers-by.

Then, I saw that Han Han was lazy and put the fishing rod in a pool, so I had to put it with them. He proudly said, "It's easier to keep fresh in water." I put it shallower and cover the exposed part with grass, which is perfect. The meat won't be eaten, the pole won't be stolen, and it will last longer haha! "

I want to tell him that next time you come, your boy will be black. I've done this before. Every time I put it like this, the meat is eaten up, and sometimes the pole is pulled to the middle of the pool by lobster.

I didn't laugh at him, as if I saw my shadow in him. Like, he's me. I am stubborn and pursue a different perspective, but I always run into a wall and get hurt all over.

The three of them walked side by side along the path. Peng and I didn't joke that it was not good to fish shrimp lazily, but gave some of their trophies to lazy people. Talking and laughing, they agreed to come back tomorrow if it didn't rain. If it rains, go fishing.

Three people walked slowly past me without looking at me. Instead, I stared at the mud on their clothes, scratches on their heels and sweat on their foreheads for a long time. Until their backs, gradually disappeared in the field of vision.

I want to take out my mobile phone and take a picture of them, but it doesn't work somehow. At this time, they don't even have smart phones. I feel sorry that they didn't keep a few precious photos.

The fire umbrella, or the boss, hangs in the sky. The pond is cool, cicadas are singing everywhere, and the wind is willing to come once in a while

I stood there alone for a long time before I realized that the film was over. The youngest seems to have turned his head for the first time and waved to me. Maybe it's sweat in your eyes, maybe it's really tears in your eyes, maybe it's just a mistake.

I waved unconsciously, but they had already gone away.

End egg

Under the scorching sun, the pond is a little dry. Several friends rolled up their trouser legs and sleeves, jumped into the pool and began to touch the shrimp. Lazy people have been caught by lobsters, which is very sour and refreshing.

Lazy and Peng, standing on the same stone bridge to catch shrimp. Peng didn't realize that someone was behind him. He was lazy and squeezed by Peng's ass. He accidentally fell into the ditch and broke his right hand. There was a time when he was a little Yang Guo.

On rainy days, the mud slipped by the pond, so I slipped into the pond and drank a few mouthfuls. Fortunately, my friend pulled me up.