What conversations in history are simply divine responses in modern times?

Speaking of "divine reply", in our modern understanding, it is a conversational reply that is both humorous and speechless. In fact, not only do we have this kind of "divine reply" in modern times, but in ancient times, there were also some historical dialogues that can be called "divine reply".

1. Only fools sleep eight hours a day

In our modern concept, the most healthy sleep is eight hours a day, but someone asked Benjamin ?Franklin: How many hours of sleep should a person have a day to be healthy? As a result, Franklin's answer was really dumbfounding. He said: Men sleep for six hours, women sleep for seven hours, and only fools sleep for eight hours a day.

To put it this way, it is simply a slap in the face of our modern health experts, haha.

2. The joy of the boudoir is better than that of a thrush

During the reign of Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, there was a minister named Zhang Chang who loved his wife very much. Once when he was about to go to court, But he found that his wife only drew one eyebrow, so he helped draw the other eyebrow before going to court. Later, someone reported him to the court for misbehavior, saying that he was doing his wife's eyebrow painting. Later Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty asked him if this happened? As a result, Zhang Chang replied: The joy of the boudoir is better than that of a thrush. The emperor laughed after hearing this and did not pursue the matter further.

What I want to say here is that the person who reported it also has a brain problem. It is only natural for someone to help his wife draw her eyebrows. Now they are a model couple. And Zhang Chang's answer was incredible. What he meant was that having fun in the boudoir was happier than having a thrush. Why didn't he say that having fun in the boudoir was misbehavior?

3. Say important things three times

Everyone should have seen this scene when watching TV. When ministers meet with the emperor, they must say: Long live my emperor! age. So why do we say long live three times? In fact, the reason is very simple. Say important things three times.