A joke that can't speak Mandarin.

1, a brother and sister farmer used a scooter to pull wheat to the market. A southerner came to their brother and sister and asked, "Brother, how much is your little sister?" Big brother was so angry that the veins stood out on his forehead.

2. Niu Laobo is shouting loudly: "The moon cakes are sold, for four dollars and ten." Many people gathered around to buy this "cheap" moon cake, and only when they paid did they know that the moon cake for the elderly was four yuan for ten yuan. ?

The old people in the nursing home held a party on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival. The host, Mrs. Wang, said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is really damn (start). Please be quiet. " ?

4, nose and quilt can't tell.

We learn Mandarin, starting with phonetic notation. At that time, Qi Jianhua, a cultural teacher of the People's Liberation Army, "invented" the "accelerated literacy method". This method takes phonetic notation as a crutch, first learn phonetic notation, and then read according to phonetic notation. We also promote this method, as opposed to phonetic notation.

This class is very active. In order to help us remember, we created a pinyin song. In the evening, people learn Mandarin in their sleep. Jokes are often heard in class. There is a joke that a male teacher exclaimed that his nose was missing in the middle of the night, scaring his roommate to turn on the light to help him find it.

After searching for a long time, someone pointed at him and asked, "Are you crazy? Isn't the nose on the face? " It turns out that in Xiangxiang dialect, "Bei" and "nose" are both pronounced pi (sound "pi"). When a male teacher learns Mandarin, he thinks that these two words are homophones, so they will also be pronounced nasal (bi). In fact, he dropped the quilt, not his nose.

Chunhua met a friend who went shopping with her son. She rushed forward to say hello and boasted, "This little wolf boy (boy) is really cute."

6. A foreigner with a strong dialect got lost in this city. When he saw a gentle young lady coming, he greeted him and asked, "Rabbit (comrade), give me a kiss (sorry) ..." Before the words were finished, the young lady blushed with anger.