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Rhapsody of Love —— Chapter II Family is pregnant.
I threw away my toothbrush and went to the kitchen, where Beibei and Gao Jiawen were cooking breakfast together. A month ago, Gao Jiawen's original residence was demolished, and Beibei asked him to come to my house until he found a satisfactory residence. Arvin has no manners. Not only did he move here, but he never found a suitable house. I don't know if he did it on purpose, but subconsciously, I have accepted him and don't expect him to leave here.
As long as Arvin is the venue the night before, they will play tennis together the next morning and then come back to make breakfast together. I am a lazy cat. I can't get up until I have enough sleep, so these two men make breakfast for me every day.
"Beibei, I seem to be pregnant." I leaned against the door frame and said.
Beibei looked at me in surprise, looked me up and down, then looked back at Arvin, put down the shovel for frying bread and picked me up. "Really? Dear, I am going to be a father? "
Arvin picked up a shovel, continued to fry slices of bread, and congratulated me with a smile.
"When my child is born, let it recognize that you are michel platini." I said leaning on Beibei's shoulder.
"Yes, yes." Arvin seems to be very happy, too.
Beibei took me back to the bedroom, put me on the bed and kissed my neck gently. "Rain is falling all, can't we do this in the future?"
"I think so? If we always do this, we will disturb the child in our belly, and maybe it will hurt it. " I caressed his face and said.
"What should I do? How did I spend this year? " Beibei looks very sad.
"Look at you, not once, how many times. Besides, we've been married for three years, and I'm a little worried about sex. You should take good care of it. When the baby was born, you almost raised him. Shall we go on our honeymoon again? "
Beibei looks very sad. "No, I still don't trust. Let's go to the health clinic for a check-up this afternoon. "
I agreed, and then Arvin invited us to have breakfast. I was so happy that I ate two more pieces of bread. Beibei is both happy and worried. Gao Jiawen looked puzzled, congratulated him assiduously, and threatened that he would take care of the housework in this family from now on, so that I could keep fit wholeheartedly. I'm a little dissatisfied with Beibei. He doesn't know how to care about me like Gao Jiawen. Is it selfish to think that he can't indulge in love in the future? I was a little unhappy in my heart, but when I saw Gao Jiawen so cleverly pleasing me, I no longer cared.
In the afternoon, we came to the health care center of the hospital, and the young female doctor Chen Jing was on duty. I often come to get birth control pills, so I am familiar with them. She listened to what I said, gave me a test paper, then confirmed the news of my pregnancy and gave me a simple gynecological examination. In the examination room, I was delighted to ask her what she needed to pay attention to during pregnancy. She said to me in a low voice: "Teacher Ran, your gynecological conditions are not very good, and the probability of miscarriage is very high. I suggest that you stop being husband and wife during pregnancy, for the sake of the children. "
I opened my eyes wide. "Dr. Chen, you mean not once?"
Chen Jing nodded. "The first three months had better not be born. Just a few times after three months. "
I bowed my head. "Is that so?"
"Ha ha, you ah," laughed, "worried about miss Qin? Is he important or the child important at this time? I'm not alarmist. If the child has a miscarriage, it may be difficult to get pregnant again in your condition. "
I looked at her in surprise. I can't help believing her. She is a doctor.
Chen Jing looked at me and smiled and said, "I'm a little embarrassed to say this in front of your lover. Tell him yourself. If he doesn't believe me, let him come to me again. "
"Well, thank you, Dr. Chen." I thanked Chen Jing, put on my clothes and walked out of the examination room. Beibei is sitting in a chair in the clinic waiting for me. When I saw him send me out, my eyes inadvertently stayed on Chen Jing's chest for a few seconds, and jealousy suddenly rose in my heart. Although he loves me, he has been worried about my small breasts. He openly expressed his yearning for women with big breasts. "I can do it again in my next life." Every time I will use this sentence to fight back at him, and then I will use a honey trap, and he will listen every time.
To the north north a captivating smile, "congratulations, miss qin, you want to be a father. I told Miss Ran everything I should pay attention to during pregnancy. If you don't understand anything in the future, please consult. "
Beibei smiled and thanked her warmly. Out of the clinic door, he asked me, "how? What did she say to you? "
I looked at him and suppressed my jealousy. I didn't have the heart to tell him the news, but I couldn't help saying it.
"She said that we can't do this casually during pregnancy, especially in the first three months, not once. My gynecological condition is very bad, and she said she might have a miscarriage. What's more, in case of miscarriage, it will be difficult for me to get pregnant again. "
"What? Not once? " Beibei opened her mouth in surprise. "Is it that exaggerated?"
I sighed. "If you don't believe her, don't you believe what the doctor said?"
We went home together. Along the way, Beibei said nothing like a frosted eggplant. When I got home, I saw Arvin cleaning up an old hen in the kitchen.
"Come back?" He turned to me and smiled. "Starting today, I will solve your nutrition problem. I guarantee that you are fat and the children in your stomach are great. "
A warm current welled up in my heart. I am pregnant, and the person who cares about me is not my husband, but Gao Jiawen. How funny is this? However, who let me love North North too much? Whatever he does, I don't blame him.
In the evening, Beibei sat on the bed and looked at me blankly. "From today on, I can't make out with you anymore?"
I grabbed his nose, "fool, for the sake of our children, endure a year? Go ahead, watch TV, play chess, play guitar and chat with Gao Jiawen, whatever. I have to rest. "
I want to have a baby, and I don't want my mother-in-law to think that I can't lay eggs. In addition, when a woman is older, a maternal thing will naturally sprout in her heart and begin to like children. This is a natural phenomenon. Chen Jing's words startled me. If I accidentally lose my child, I lose the right to be a mother. It's terrible. No, I certainly won't.
Beibei got out of bed angrily. After a while, I heard him playing chess with Arvin. I smiled with satisfaction. It's good to have Arvin here.
The next day, in order to make up for my' fault', I decided to cook and make Zhajiang Noodles for my North North. Beibei likes my Zhajiang Noodles best. Being Zhajiang Noodles is my forte.
Dice lean pork, stir-fry with oil and red pepper, pour in delicious sauce, and take out the pan after the oil is out. Shred cucumber and onion, then fry a plate of eggplant with garlic. Roll spaghetti by hand and mix these ingredients together. The fragrance is not blown out. Every time North North will eat two big bowls.
After Arvin came, I had to add an extra bowl of noodles to the dough. This guy doesn't like any food I cook-except Zhajiang Noodles. So if I want to please these two people, I have to go into the kitchen and cut the meat.
Now, I am pregnant, and I dare not roll my face hard. It's also fried meat sauce and shredded vegetables, but the handmade noodles are replaced by Daoxiao Noodles bought outside. Beibei ate and looked up at me. "The taste is always worse."
Arvin quickly said, "She has done her best. She knows that we love Zhajiang Noodles. In her present state, how can she roll her face hard? In fact, the cut surface is quite good, much better than dried noodles. "
I appreciate Arvin's thoughtfulness, but I'm a little annoyed by North North's frankness. Being pregnant is a good thing, but I lost many opportunities to be loved.
"North North, I'm not old enough to make noodles for you. After that, my stomach will get bigger and bigger, and I'm afraid you can't eat Daoxiao Noodles. "
"Really?" North north, "I think you are more and more exaggerated. You can't even cook? My mother said that she was still working in the field the day she gave birth to me. "
"How can people now compare with them at that time?" I'm a little annoyed. Why did Beibei become so stingy and unreasonable after I got pregnant? Because I can't sleep with him? He used to love me just because I could give him perfect sex?
"Ha ha, the elder brother of the north just kidding you, she, you don't mind. Actually, I have learned to make handmade noodles. After beige wants to eat, I will do it. " Ah Wen hurriedly dozen circle field.
Tears swirled in my eyes. I suddenly feel that Beibei doesn't love me at all. When I couldn't satisfy his desire, I suddenly went bankrupt in his eyes.
Beibei suddenly put down her chopsticks and rubbed her eyes hard. "Oh, it hurts. What's in your eyes? " He shouted.
Nonsense in broad daylight, no smoke without fire. Three people eat together at the dinner table. Can noodles get into your eyes? I thought hard, and people stopped moving.
Gao Jiawen quickly stood up and leaned over Beibei's side. "Don't move, let me have a look. Did you lose your eyelashes? "
Beibei obediently took his hand away and showed it to him. Arvin put his face close to him, but an inch away, and carefully rolled his eyelids.
Beibei put her hand on Gao Jiawen's waist. "Easy, easy, ouch, it hurts."
"Don't move, just an eyelash. Let me take it out for you. " Ah Wen said, took a cotton swab and leaned over. Once, my eyes, which were not nearsighted at all, saw a thin eyelash sticking to a cotton swab.
Beibei stood up exaggeratedly, hugged Gao Jiawen's waist, put her face on his back affectionately and said, "Oh, what a good doctor!"
Gao Jiawen turned to him and smiled. "When I was a child, I always saw my mother like this. My grandmother had trichiasis. "
I sat at the dinner table, just like an outsider, watching the two people get in touch. Holding chopsticks is hard to swallow.
Beibei and Gao Jiawen clapped a few times, and then they all sat down again. "No, it's still not delicious. I want to eat noodles with dregs again. Gao Jiawen can do it. Maybe Gao Jiawen can do better than Yuer. "
"Brother Bei wants to eat, so I will try it once tomorrow." Arvin is very happy.
The more I felt left out, I dragged a few diced meat in the bowl with chopsticks and looked at the couple viciously. I was thinking, before, they were all around my ass. Now that I am pregnant, I should be regarded as a national treasure. How could I suddenly be left out?
Finally, Beibei remembered me and said to me, "She, you have a baby in your belly, so be careful in the future. I'm just kidding you. Stop cooking and let Gao Jiawen do it. "
"What about you? My wife is pregnant, what about her husband? " I said grumpily.
"Me?" Beibei raised her voice. "I have to go to my career. Our dean is going to engage in a scientific research project and wants me to be his deputy. This is a rare opportunity. I used to be addicted to femininity and missed several development opportunities. Now that you are pregnant, where is my extra energy? "
"Just don't let other women know." I said angrily.
Beibei smiled. "You have a good boy at home. Let Arvin look at me, okay? "
"She, I won't let him and another woman. Don't worry. " Arvin has a childish smile.
Beibei came up to me, put her arms around my shoulder and kissed me. "To tell the truth, no woman can compare with my wife."
Gao Jiawen looked at me and smiled. "Brother Bei is telling the truth. I will give you a witness today. If he dares to be nice to another woman in the future, I will spare him first. "
I stared at Beibei and felt better. "You remember the vows you made on our wedding night, don't you?"
North north pretend to wipe a cold sweat, "remember, remember. Don't let Gao Jiawen know. "
I laughed, but Arvin refused. "The elder brother of the north, what did you swear? Let me listen? "
Beibei threw down the chopsticks. "I want to go to the toilet."
Arvin got up and ran after him. "Don't run. Come on, what oath have you made to Ayu? "
I don't know who kicked the bathroom door, and the two people inside were in a mess. Happy laughter came out, and I listened, which was very funny.
I heard that I was pregnant, and my good friend Sridge came to see me at once. We have been good friends since junior high school. We have known each other for more than ten years.
I always thought Siric was a great beauty. Round face, big eyes flashing, small mouth with a small pear vortex, Qi Mei, who has been wearing neck-length short hair since childhood, is so sweet. And her figure has been slightly fat since childhood-extremely well-proportioned fat, breast enhancement and buttocks, but her stomach is not big. Her fleshy beauty must be what men want most, right? I've always thought that what Beibei likes best is a woman like Sriqi, plump, round, sweet and lovely. Therefore, I have always been jealous of their connection. My principle is to be with North North, but only with North North; With Kiki, just with Kiki. I try to avoid giving them the chance to meet. I admit that I am narrow-minded, and I admit that I am psychologically gloomy, but who made me love Beibei so much and cherish my friendship with Kiki?
Sridge attended a junior college class, so I graduated a year ago, and now I am planning in an advertising company. Her husband is also her classmate, and he got married after graduation, so he is naturally affectionate. She taught me a lot about sex and how to seduce my husband. On the one hand, I benefited from her teaching, on the other hand, I became more and more wary of her.
Sriqi probably knows my inner scruples, right? She seldom comes to my house. I think she knows how to run our friendship better than I do. When you miss me, or when I miss her, we will meet in a tea restaurant or other places outside. Now she decided to come to my house in the name of my pregnancy, and repeatedly stressed on the phone that she would send me health care products during pregnancy. I also think it's time for her to come, because I always said I would introduce Arvin to her, but I never gave her a chance.
When Sriqi came to my house, it happened that all three of us were at home.
"Ran Ran, congratulations, I am the first mother? It's amazing. " As soon as Sriqi entered the door, she congratulated me happily in a silvery voice.
Beibei enthusiastically looked for slippers for her and politely took her handbag and a bunch of bags full of health products. "Ricky, long time no see, it's getting more and more beautiful."
I sat on the sofa, listening to my husband's flattery, and thought he was telling the truth. I felt his eyes glance at her chest again. I am very angry, but my voice is very happy. "Thank you, Kiki, come and sit next to me."
Siruiqi changed her slippers and ran over and took my hand to have a look. "Ran Ran, you can't be so thin. You have to eat more delicious food and keep your body fat, or your child won't be nutritious. " She turned back to North North and said, "Qin Jianbei, Ran Ran is pregnant. You must take double care of her, and you can't do whatever you want. Otherwise, the child may be in trouble. "
Beibei nodded and agreed. At this moment, Gao Jiawen just spread out his hands and came out of the kitchen. "Ayu, are you going to start cooking now?"
He smiled at Kiki, who immediately said, "This is Arvin, right? I often hear Ran Ran mention you. "
Gao Jiawen smiled shyly. "Hello, I also know that you are Ayu's best friend."
"Beibei, you and Gao Jiawen go cooking, and I will chat with Kiki." I can't wait for Beibei to stay away from Kiki. With the supremacy of pregnancy, I directed Beibei into the kitchen.
Sriqi watched two men enter the kitchen and turned to me and said, "Ah, this alvin toffler is really handsome. You can't let him stay at home with ulterior motives, can you? "
"Fuck you," I pinched her and smiled in a low voice. "Even you have a crush on him? It's really good, I can't live without him. " Before Kiki could speak, I immediately put up a finger. "Shh, there is no other meaning. I regard him as his brother, and we both regard him as our own. "
Sriqi pursed her lips. "I can't believe it. You just wait and see. If you keep such a stunner at home, something will happen sooner or later. "
I kicked her. "I can't even do it with my husband. What's wrong? "
"I said something would happen sooner or later, not necessarily now." Sriqi grimaced and crawled away, giving me her things. "Ran Ran, you must be serious. In the first three months of pregnancy, you must never do that. I am in the same situation as you. Last time, I had a miscarriage because I couldn't help sleeping with him, and now I'm pregnant. I regret it to death. As a warning, you must be careful, understand? These are all blood-enriching health products I bought, and pregnant women eat the best. "
No matter how narrow-minded I am, I still love Kiki. I love her, and she loves me. We will always care and love more than anything else. I hugged her gratefully. "That's very kind of you, kiki. I am responsible for my children if I listen to you. "
After chatting for a while, Beibei came out of the kitchen and put the round table in the middle of the living room. "Eat, eat." He seems much more excited than before. Is it because Kiki is here? I stared at him several times in my mind, but there was a bright smile on my face.
"Well, kiki, let's eat. Gao Jiawen is a good cook. " I pulled Sriqi to sit at the table and let two people walk back and forth.
"It's good to be served by two men." Siruiqi swallowed saliva and secretly said with a smile.
I smiled happily, from the bottom of my heart. This is not a qualification that any woman will have.
The last bowl of soup came to the north end of Li, and four people began to eat.
"It smells good. Gao Jiawen's cooking is excellent. It seems that I will come to your house more often. " Sridge is a greedy cat. She will die when she sees something delicious, so she has never lost weight in her life.
"Yes, she is pregnant, and it's nothing. She will be much happier if you come to accompany her. " North North lost no time to say.
I kicked Beibei ten times in my heart and pinched him twenty times, but smiled and said, "OK, but your husband won't let you come to my house all the time, will he?" He can't wait for you to accompany him every day. "
I regard her husband as a killer, implying that she has a family and an industry. Why would she come to someone else's house for dinner? Don't want to SiRuiQi said, "Shen Fei, he will go abroad with the group next week and won't come back for half a year. I want to accompany him, and people don't take me? "
"Are you? He is really capable and has gone abroad. " Beibei said enviously, "I think I have to take care of my career." Men without careers are not real men. "
"I think so," I said quickly. "Beibei, didn't you say that your director is going to have a scientific research project? Just be his deputy. Being busy with your career every day won't be boring. I have Li Bei and Qiqi here to take care of me, don't worry. "
Ah Wen also said at this time: "Yes, Brother Bei, I think so. Don't worry, she will take care of me. "
Anyway, I am satisfied with the result. Li Bei took care of me and went to Beibei for scientific research, so I was relieved. I'm relieved that Kiki will come again. Wouldn't it be great if Beibei could achieve something in her career this year?
I couldn't help laughing, telling jokes and having a good time, which made both men and a woman on the table laugh.
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