My best friend is in a bad mood and wants to tell her a joke to make her happy, but I can't. Please help, thank you.

Four people went to learn from a learned old gentleman. The old man asked them to walk through a dark cave with candles. They couldn't speak, so they accepted them as disciples.

Four people walked with candles. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew and the candle went out.

The first man said, "The candle is out."

The second person kindly reminded: "The teacher said you can't talk."

The third person gloated and said, "Ha! You both talked. "

Finally, I saw the fourth person patting his chest: "Fortunately, I didn't say it!" "

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A kindergarten classmate was caught smoking in the toilet by the teacher. The teacher asked him, "Why do you smoke?" The little classmate replied: "I am very depressed because the motherland is not unified."

Mom: Your stomach hurts just right, so don't go swimming today!

Doudou: "Never mind, I can lie on my back."

Doug: "I want to start training right away." I want to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up. "

Dad: "How to train?"

Doudou: "Give me 1 yuan ice cream every day so that I can adapt to the cold weather in the future!" " "

Dad: "What would you do if you found 10 yuan on the roadside?"

Doudou: "Then be pocket money."

Doudou: "You are so sad, have you encountered any problems?"

Dad: "I lent a man 20 thousand yuan. He had plastic surgery and now he can't recognize it."

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During the Songkran Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly a man scolded: Shit, who spilled water on me? Others advised that throwing you is a blessing.

Don't do that, the curse said. Who threw boiling water at me?

Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. "

Please give the best! After that, I typed it very hard. ..........