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Will Xu Deliang's phone fraud this morning be written as a cross talk?
Today, Xu Deliang, Weibo, issued a post saying: The liar called me this morning, and the display was 189 10399292. Girls with Taiwan Province accent. I said at the beginning, "Are you Mr. Xu? I'm from Union Medical College Hospital. Ping An Insurance came to check your medical certificate today. Did you let them come? "
You sound like a liar. I was curious about how they cheated me and how they could cheat me of my money. The girl in Taiwan Province Province spoke very well, so I cooperated with her and said, "No, I didn't have insurance and didn't go to see a doctor." She said that she was very surprised: "Our computer clearly has your medical information. You are not a person, what is your ID number and where is your address? "
Of course it's right. Our information has been leaked not once or twice. Then how did you lie to me? I said, "it's me, but I haven't been to your place to see a doctor." She said, "How is that possible? Our computer shows that you came to see the doctor on June 23rd. The insurance company said that the premium of 60,000 yuan has been paid to you today. Please come and check with us. "
Silly girl, is the insurance company a charity? Pay first and then verify? But how did you cheat me out of my money? I said, "Then I don't know. I was abroad in June. " She didn't express surprise: "How is that possible? We have it in the computer, and you are ... "She said my information again.
I'm really in a hurry. what do you want to do? Say it. I said, "What does this have to do with me?" "Why don't you have Kansai?" "What does it matter?" "You came to see a doctor!" "I didn't, I was abroad." "Then how do you explain the information you have in our computer?" ……
I said, "Then how do I know? Someone used a fake ID card. " "You mean someone used your fake ID card?" Sister, I left you a message. Why don't you just say it? I said, "Check the surveillance yourself and see that the person is as different as the ID card."
She said seriously, "You mean someone is using your ID card? We have a complete telephone recording. " I'm really bored. I don't even have a chance to be fooled. I said, "What does it matter to me that you have been talking for so long?" She said, "Why doesn't it matter ..." The car said it again.
I really convinced her. I said, "It's none of my business. Whoever sees the disease will come to you. " She said bluntly, "How can you say it's none of your business? Is it useless to implement the real-name registration system in China for so long? " Thank you, Miss Taiwan Province Province, for firmly rejecting Taiwan independence and supporting you, no, supporting you! I said, "Does it matter to me if someone uses a fake ID card?"
She said that I was unreasonable: "Of course, otherwise what is the significance of implementing the real-name registration system in our country?" Ok, I won't tell you, let my leader tell you directly. " She hung up the phone. I'm a little depressed. Can't she hear that I'm not fooled? Is my reaction wrong? Should I be particularly anxious? That's a sign of total carelessness!
Fortunately, a moment later. The telephone number is 1338 1289226. She is also a Taiwanese woman, and Taiwanese people speak very well.
"Hello, is that Mr. Xu? My colleague called you just now. " "Yes, what?" I thought it was time to get down to business, but she was the same as before.
I said, "It's none of my business. You can call the insurance company or call the police ... "Just talking about calling the police, I don't know if I touched it or the other party hung up, and the phone was cut off. I don't know all the scripts of this scam yet. It is so boring. The girls in Taiwan Province Province are too gentle to conform to the style of our hospital, so the first sentence came out.
The purpose of calling for a long time is too unclear. In our country, deception is straightforward: "Congratulations on winning the lottery" and "You have offended someone and someone asked you for a leg." Do as Romans do in Rome. It's no use studying the psychology of the audience, comrade. Last time, a female liar posing as ICBC called me, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she revealed, "Excuse me, is this Comrade Xu?"
Sure enough, as soon as you check that the telephone number is American, your understanding of China is limited to China movies in the 1950s and 1960s. There is also a liar's Mandarin, and I can't stand it if I want to cooperate ... Forget it, everything is a joke except information leakage!
As for how to remind people not to be cheated, Xu Deliang suggested that the media can expose more cheaters' tricks and tell people the common cheating methods, so that people can be cheated less or not. It's very important to let everyone know how swindlers cheat. Cheating routines can be summarized and classified, and then published.
Regarding information leakage, Xu Deliang said that this is actually very important, because the fundamental reason (of telephone fraud) is information leakage. "Unfortunately, however, we simply don't know which link leaked the information and how many times, so it is difficult to protect personal information."
Everyone should raise awareness of protection, pay attention to protecting personal information, and don't be easily deceived.
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