Foul-mouthed jokes

A collection of foul-mouthed jokes

A collection of foul-mouthed jokes:

Clothes

A crisp suit Ties will be regarded as selling insurance or direct sales.

Wearing a loose crew-neck shirt and slippers will be regarded as idleness.

Wearing baggy pants, a backpack, and sneakers will be regarded as a sign that the child was not well developed.

Food

A man who can only go home to eat after get off work has no career of his own.

A man who cannot go home to eat after get off work has no life of his own.

A man who can’t think of where to eat after get off work doesn’t have a wife of his own.

Live

A man who buys his own house at the age of thirty is a white-collar worker.

A thirty-year-old man who builds houses for others is a blue-collar worker.

The thirty-year-old man who sells a house is either applying for a visa to go abroad or working in a property agency. Hey, this guy must be renting a house and sharing it.

Okay

Men who squeeze into the bus often don’t eat breakfast.

Men who take taxis often have breakfast in the car.

Men who ride in Mercedes-Benz often never eat breakfast? They eat lunch directly after getting up.

Eat

Men who eat fast food often have no chance to speak in the company.

Men who are with AA often only have the opportunity to talk (tell jokes) at the dinner table.

The man who hid in a western restaurant and listened to the piano but couldn't eat anything, yelled when he returned to the company.

Drink

A man who loves to drink beer has a lot of friends.

A man who loves to drink coffee has a bunch of female friends.

A man who likes to drink and drink, has few friends, has no girlfriend or has more than two female friends.

Play

A man who likes to sing in karaoke may not necessarily be a good singer.

Men who love to go to the gym may not necessarily be in good health.

A man who likes to go to the sauna may not necessarily have a good business.

乐

The man laughing loudly was at a private party.

The man who nodded and smiled was in a business negotiation.

The men on the street who are looking up to the sky and laughing have either won the lottery or are mentally ill.

Complete collection of foul-mouthed jokes 2:

1. Comedy that happens around us: before the soldiers and horses are moved, the meat and wine go first; everyone is drunk, and the road is cleared; you are dim, I am Hazy, you and I just signed a contract.

2. British economist Golber said this: The technology of taxation is to pluck the most goose feathers and listen to the fewest goose calls.

3. See what kind of person you are: act first and then think, think first and then act, think and act at the same time; just want to do it but not do it, only do it if you don’t want to do it, don’t want to do it but don’t want to do it.

4. Writer Yu Hua commented on the works of some current writers: they do not describe the inner world, but only describe the endocrine system.

5. The lyrics of the song "Don't Stay" in Faye Wong's album "Love Will Be": I gave my heart to you and my body to him.

6. A laundry detergent advertisement: Have you soaked? Have you rinsed it?

7. A company’s mattress advertisement: Will you sleep with me?

8. Do you often think: Can anyone tell me how to change?

9. When doing things, you must be able to cut through the tofu with a knife and shine on both sides. - Those who can do it are all veterans. ;