What interesting things have you encountered when visiting relatives and friends?

To visit relatives, I have to say that I went to Liu Gu's house. When I was a child, I went to Liugu's house for the New Year, and I was bombed by firecrackers every time. Every time, really. Actually, I should say I was killed. . Give a few cases to illustrate:

For the first time, the old-fashioned hand-held fireworks will shoot red, green and green beads, but there is a certain chance that they will not be fired when they are lit (because the lead is folded when packaging). I didn't see it for a long time after I lit it, so I aimed the nozzle at myself to see if it didn't light, and I aimed it at myself for an instant. Eyes look straight at the sun in an instant. The burning beads of light are rushing to the eyes and subconsciously leaning to one side of the head. The beads of light flew over my forehead and pierced my bangs. You think I'm lucky, but at that time, the pearl of light was full of sparks, and those sparks rushed into the nostrils. In those days, my nose was burning, and the clear water kept flowing. The sequelae (later I learned that it was inflammation) became the current rhinitis. I dare not say that my rhinitis is caused by fireworks … no one believes me even if I say it (covering my face)

The second time: playing with fire and wiping the gun, fried for several seconds, but some didn't play π _ π according to the routine. I'm almost finished with the boxes I bought, and there are only two left. Thinking about what to fry, I looked around and saw a lump of fresh cow dung on the stalk. Really, it's just a pull. It's still big. Jump on it quickly. 32 1 took it out and rubbed it, trying to get up gracefully. 0, 1 sec later, my eyes still stayed on cow dung, and I saw cow dung blooming like a blooming chrysanthemum ... Boom! I can't hear anything in my ears, my ears are ringing, my eyes are like sand, and my nose is full of fresh grass-flavored cow dung.

... the whole person was shocked. I don't remember how I got back to Liu Gu's house. It is said that when I stood at the gate covered in cow dung, I was like a group of cows crossing the yard ... My father carried me directly to the fish pond, the fish pond. ...

From then on, I became famous in Liugu's village.