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I drank too much last night,

Mistaken into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.

Xiao Chun:

Don't wash your feet in spring,

Mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Turn over in the middle of the night,

This is a big blow.

Good sister

When did that beautiful girl come? I asked my net friend on the plane. I don't know the beauty on the internet. Who is this sister? I want to go home offline, lest I be too far away from home and can't find my name in the distance. Why not make a phone call, take a page and take a photo? I shouldn't feel bad. When did I stop wanting to be together? The moon is full of rain and shine, and there are dinosaurs and frogs on the Internet. This is an old question. I wish I could chat with a beautiful girl.

Dry goods:

An old monk in the black pine forest,

Invisible in midair;

This is not God's house,

Yan created death, he created life.

Kun:

A ditch in the black pine forest,

Water flows all year round;

I don't see cattle and sheep grazing,

Only to find the monk washing his hair.

It is not difficult to get wet with one hand, but it is rare to get wet with a quilt.