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2. In Breakthrough, the camera rotates slowly, and the "ground-to-ground missile" used by the Blue Army to accurately strike the Red Army is actually S300(S300 actually has a long-range ground-to-ground strike function? )
Czech machine guns were widely used by the Red Army in the Long March, so forget it. In the battle of flying over Luding Bridge, through the fireworks, I looked intently and found what the magazine was like-the Red Army soldiers actually used Type 56 (no wonder the national army couldn't beat it)
4. In the latest "Cast Sword Sky" released by CCTV, the Su -27 fighter made a turn and turned over, which turned out to be a whole Su -35 with three wings (the deformability is really strong enough).
5. In Casting Sword Sky, Su -27 performed an air show when National Defense University visited the Legion. Apart from a few clumsy computer stunts, the director actually used the original performance video of the Russian "Warriors" performance team at 1996 Zhuhai Air Show. Oh, the painter dares to use it. )
6. In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", it was obviously SU27 when the plane took off, but it became SU30 when it attacked! (transformers? The most terrible thing is that you don't have a missile! When it's time to attack, the missile comes out! (It seems that China's SU27 also has the way of hanging bombs like F22. ) That's not enough. Due to the abuse of the video of the Russian "Warriors" air show team and poor control, the aircraft occasionally flashes the logo of the Russian Air Force (which country's air force is it).
7. In "The Dragon Slayer", it is estimated that the director only started shooting after watching the old American film "Top Gun", so it is cool to let the colonel ride around on a motorcycle all the time. In China Air Force, officers are forbidden to ride motorcycles. )
8. In "Out of Amazon", my airborne soldiers who participated in special forces training in various countries in the world actually said that they were afraid of heights (can they also be airborne soldiers? Can I go abroad on behalf of the army? )
9. Also in the drama "Out of Amazon", the super wasp helicopter can actually throw a lot of bombs (speechless).
10. The Su -27 Cobra in "Cast Sword Sky" can't lock the 歼 7 flying ahead after maneuvering? (Are you kidding! What is even more frightening is that this machine can actually make a "cobra" maneuver by hanging a bomb (I have to admire its high level).
1 1. In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", Su -27 can fly with speed brake when it takes off, but speed brake can't open it when it lands (did the director use the wrong lens? Still don't understand at all? )
12. In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", the binoculars used by the first commander to watch our military exercises turned out to be fakes bought on the street, and they were all different (the first commander was really "hard working and plain living", and this army was too "economical", right? )
13. In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", an enterprise can actually build a factory next to an important military airport, and it is also a Taiwan-funded enterprise (what are the people of the National Security Bureau and the Air Force? )
14. In "Eternal Dragon Slayer", Mr. Xiao personally boarded the No.35 plane to fly, but climbed down and became the No.27 plane (the teacher performed the trick of "changing the plane in the air")? )
15. In "The Dragon Slayer", the teacher's wife can send text messages to the teacher's head with her mobile phone when NATO bombed Yugoslavia (can this mobile phone resist NATO's electronic interference? Where did you buy it? )
16. A senior general named Blue Shark (that is, Su -27) in "The Dragon Slayer" can be compared with F 16. It seems that F 16 is an unattainable advanced weapon, and it is good to catch up with it (Russians will be angry when they know it, Su -27, F65433). )
17. In the drama "Eternal Dragon Slayer", Mr. Xiao and Mr. Cheng met in the reading room. Mr. Xiao was reading a book and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Xiao to learn programming." Mr. Xiao said modestly, "It's just a hobby." Then they talked about the research topic, and as a result, they said they had encountered a difficult problem. Mr. Xiao said diplomatically, "Multi-channel diversion can be used."
"There is an article in the book I am reading that introduces this problem, which must be helpful." Seeing this, I can't help but be in awe. Look at our PLA teacher. He is very accomplished in computer. ) They held up their books and studied together. (At this moment, I saw the title-"Popular Software". What's even more frightening is that the film reflecting the 1999 incident is actually watching the ninth issue of Popular Software in 2003.
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