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The CY addresses of the five TVXQ members

The Chinese CY mentioned above were not written by Wuji himself. It's not official either. They were all written by the Chinese Fairy Queen about the five animals.

Five are very busy at work and have no time to write CY. They just leave messages from time to time. Usually I reply to fans’ messages on UFO. But not much.

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Attached below are some messages from the five UFOs collected by the Fairy Queen:

FAN: Brother, there is only one month left. It's my birthday...a little far away, right?

Yuchun: There are 339 days left until my birthday...^_^

FAN: How do you say "Would you marry me" in Korean?

Youtian: Marry me!

FAN: How about our relationship?

Youtian: Don’t do that. How about we get married?

FAN: If you don’t reply, the ghost will appear in your dream, haha!

Youtian: I’m a high school kid, I’ll give you a reply. hehe!

FAN: During this period of time, I am so idle because I can’t sleep. I wonder what GGs are doing?

Youtian: I am not sleeping because I have to reply to messages. Is our little cutie sleeping? I will be angry if I sleep!

FAN: Because I replied, there will be no pull.

Yuchun: Even so, show up.

FAN: Youtian GG! Does GG poop? What color is GG poop?

Youtian: It’s a rainbow color^_^

FAN: Youtian, I miss you even more on rainy days, and I want to hold an umbrella with you and eat pig intestines together. . But when are you going to treat your sister to a meal?

Yutian: Well...can I go over now? Where shall we meet? ^_^

FAN: It would be great if I really had older brothers who were just like my older brothers. Well...you really need your brothers?

Yuchun: Don’t you have such a good brother now^^

FAN: Harsh Yoochun! ! Ruthless Youtian! ! You don’t want me! ! Cruel Youtian! ! I don’t want to play with my brother anymore! ! !

Youtian: My brother’s heart is so single-minded. How can your love change?

FAN: Brothers (boys say) are all handsome and perfect! !

Yuchun: Haha^ ^When will we meet and have a nice drink together? ^ ^We are perfect!

FAN: Brother Zai Zhong! He looks so handsome! Oh my god, is my brother so handsome?

Youtian: Me! ! ! ! ! !

FAN: Brother, let’s BOBO!

Youtian: In addition to BOBO, let’s come to KISS!

FAN: You and Junxiu have nothing to do with each other, right? Or consider me?

Youtian: I am kissing him, you have no chance!

FAN: Why doesn’t my brother reply to my message? I’ve already joined ASF. If you don’t reply to me, I won’t eat.

Youtian: How can the beautiful Fairy Queen not reply? How about eating? I must come to ASF. I missed you all during the tour~~

FAN: I got angry~~My mother didn’t know it was my brother’s ****, so she dropped it~ ~I really, really cried~~~I’m so angry~~

Youtian: Don’t worry~~I’ll sign it for you later~~I’ve made an appointment~~

< p>FAN: I am a genius, and the brother who saw this message is an idiot!

Youtian: You are also an idiot who received this reply!

FAN: Brother Youtian, it’s raining outside. Do you like the rain?

Youtian: Of course I like it~I’ll coax you to sleep~My brother is going to bed now, good night~

FAN: Will I fall in love with my brothers? . . . ?

Youtian: Believe in you!

FAN: Are your brothers in Korea now? Ah, happiness. .

9:41

Changmin: Yes, in Korea

Jaejoong: I am also in Korea, so I am very happy

9:45

Yuchun: I’m very happy too

FAN: Is it good for us to date?

Yuchun: Don’t do that. How about we get married? ?

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FAN: It is my wish to receive a reply from my brother, even just once.

Jaejoong: Haha, reply...

FAN: I have read "Crimson Lotus" (a famous Korean novel by Yunjae). Have Jaezai and Yunho read it? I'm going to cry, it's so sad.

Zaizhong: Isn’t that pornographic? How old are you when you study? (Breaking news: Jaejoong read that article and dropped the book? As expected, WULI Jaejoong also read Yunjaewen. Haha)

FAN: If you don’t reply to the message, I will go to Thailand to sing Can run naked...

Zaizhong: Looking forward to it...

FAN: Brother Zaizai, what is the secret of your beauty?

Zaizhong: The secret is to only wash with water.

FAN: I love you, I love you, I love you! During the concert, there were more than 15 districts.

Zaizhong: Only in the 15th district. We will tour in all districts. (Meaning: Of course I have to take care of all areas!)

FAN: Let’s date, let’s date, let’s date, let’s be honest, you are dating, right? (ps: This is Douhuafan question (about Douhua)

Zaizhong: I promise, we are not necessarily dating.

Zaizhong: (This is the second reply shortly after) My brother has already made an appointment with U KNOW! ! !

FAN: Brother, it’s very hot tonight. How are you doing?

Zaizhong: Come to Japan and play together.

FAN: Brother Jaejoong, brother Yunho scolded you? I keep writing you messages but you don’t reply. I reply to my friend. What does this mean?

Zaizhong: I’m sorry that my husband is too strict. It took me a while to write it for you.

FAN: Yunho hyung and I seem to have different schedules.

Zaizhong: Yes, timing is not good. So write me a message.

FAN: Brother Jaejoong, brother Yunho and I have an agreement. If brother Yunho doesn’t come out, please help me call him.

Yunho: Do ??you want to tell me directly? How troublesome it would be to scream!

FAN: Where are you in Japan now? Be healthy. If we are destined, can we meet again in the future?

Zaizhong: When? When can we meet again?

FAN: Brother, brother, brother, can’t you really be my brother?

Zaizhong: Come here!

FAN: Brother, I am going to study abroad! If you study hard, you will find your brother again. So at that time, really, let’s get married! ! ! ?

Zaizhong: My English is also very good! ! Follow me and learn...will you go back to your in-laws' house with me? Haha!

FAN: I really want to go to the Asian Music Festival. Please help me persuade my mother!

Zaizhong: Mom, please entrust your daughter to me...! Please, Mom! !

FAN: If you don’t reply or come, I quit! Is Japan better than The Faerie Queene? Zai Zhong this fool! Changmin is a fool...?

Jaejoong: Why are Changmin and I the only fools? ! Why why? Changmin is a genius! ! ?

FAN: What do you want to eat most in Korean food now! ! !

In: Beef intestines! ! Pork belly! !

FAN: Yesterday I ate beef intestines. But thinking about my brothers makes me unable to eat. But...it's quite delicious.

Zaizhong: It’s delicious!

FAN: It is my wish to receive a reply. Give me a reply.

Zaizhong: Hey! ! reply!

FAN: Take a look at mine too! ! !

Zaizhong: Saw it^^ Haha!

FAN: Brother, let’s play with me!

Zaizhong: Okay, let’s play with you. What do we want to play?

FAN: Brother Zhong, Yunho said he wanted to play with me. When we play, he should ask him to bring a mirror.

Zaizhong: Humph, let’s have fun together.

FAN: I have really seen a UFO.

Zaizhong:...(smiling)

FAN: I want to learn some Japanese. I want to ask for advice on how to learn Japanese well. I also want to be able to speak casually like TVXQ. out of Japanese.

Zaizhong: Watch more TV series, study more, and it is best to talk directly to Japanese people.

FAN: Ah, I’m sleepy. If my brother sings me a lullaby, I will definitely sleep soundly!

Zaizhong: Sleep well, my child... (The following are probably lullaby lyrics)

FAN: Ah, I’m sleepy. If my brothers call me noodles, It will come in a while.

Zai Zhong: Sleep well, our little baby... in the vestibule and Wei Dongshan.

FAN: Hao GG, is he a human?

Yunho: Yes, and he is a very kind person.

FAN: Cassiopeia is beautiful!

Yunho: Yes, it is the best...!

FAN: GG I am angry now! It would be better if you reply like a boyfriend...^_^

Yunho: Our dear is angry? Ah, ing...

FAN: It has been raining in Guangzhou for three days. I need to call my parents to say hello!

Yunho: Really? Got it, I'll call you, thank you^_^

FAN: ^_^ Don't be too reluctant!

Yunho: This is me^_^

FAN: Brother, I will have surgery in 6 hours, and I will have to stay in the intensive care unit for four days. sky. Please let me get better soon!

Yunho: Don’t feel any pain, take a good rest!

FAN: I’m currently writing a song...it’s really difficult...but thanks to you, my dream has come true! Thank you^_^ After becoming a composer, I will write music for you!

Yunho: I must write it^_^ We will definitely sing well^_^

FAN: I want to call you brother, hello, let’s get married!

Yunho: Okay, let’s marry my brother^_^

FAN: If Yunho whispers that I love you, I will faint immediately... Please !

Yunho: I feel a little embarrassed to say it in a low voice, but try your best no matter what...be careful of the seasonal changes.

FAN: Live the dormitory life well, come on! ^_^

Yunho: Thank you, I’m even more energetic now in Busan.

FAN: I'm reading in the study room now, but I'm so sleepy...

Yunho: Put a cool thing under your butt and you won't feel sleepy... Then Study hard.

FAN: Brother, are you not going to reply to the children’s messages this year? If that's the case, I'm going to drink...

Yunho: Okay, let's drink! But, I replied to the message! ^_^

FAN: The Junxiu brother I want to meet most in my life is such a cute baby brother!

Junxiu: Such a cute FANS!

FAN: Brother, I am also a twin. I want to marry you and brother Junhao!

Junxiu: Haha, I have to ask my brother first.

FAN: Junxiu, Junxiu, give your sister a reply too!

Junxiu: It’s raining. I need someone who can hold an umbrella with me and walk quietly. How about we take a walk together? Sister...

FAN: Come on Jaejoong! Come on Yunho! Come on one day! Come on Changmin! Come on TVXQ!

Junxiu: Don’t be like this TT... Come on Junxiu!

FAN: I am hurt. If you really don’t reply to me, I will hate you. No reply to me when I literally did nothing.

Junxiu: Me too, it’s not interesting at all.

FAN: Ekiangkiang (onomatopoeia unconscious), Brother Junxiu’s laughter is so scary, TOT!

Junxiu: Ekiangkiangkiangkiang (use her onomatopoeia for this meal)

FAN: Brother Junxiu, does he always look to the side recently? Brother, you have to be careful, haha! !

Junxiu: Ah, don’t worry, you won’t cheat! Haha, I am capable!

FAN: The most handsome man in the world! Reply with your cool fingers, please?

Junsu: You are right to call me, right?

FAN: If you reply to me, I will wear a bikini to the next concert, sincerely!

Junxiu: Really...? ! See you at the concert then! ^^

FAN: Who has the most leadership temperament among Yunho hyung and Junsu hyung? Haha...

Junsu: You can’t see the leadership qualities deep inside me.

FAN: What are you doing now? I'm going crazy because of the exams.

Junsu: Well, now I am playing on the computer and playing with the members! Study hard and then let’s talk!

FAN: I miss you so much, I’m going crazy! ! ! !

Junxiu: Don’t be crazy! !

FAN: Show me OYAGI once, I love you (OYAGI is an uncle joke).

Junsu: I like you too (Japanese pronunciation written in Korean)!

FAN: Send me some photos, it’s a headache.

Junsu:...

FAN: What do you need to do to have such inner thighs? Tell me the secret!

Junxiu: Shame on you! Now, that one is very thick-skinned!

FAN: I am my brothers’ FANS.

Changmin: There is a heavenly king, there is a heavenly king...

FAN: Really? Not sleeping? Then please reply to me...

Changmin: I’m not sleeping yet...#11.gif #7.gif

FAN: XX is studying hard, hehe He's a good boy, right? I ranked 15th in the entire school in this mock exam. Do you want to encourage me?

Changmin: Oh, well done^^ Please work harder for better results^^!

FAN: Brother! Miss you so much! For my brother, I want to get first place in the school! ! !

Changmin: I look forward to it~^^

FAN: Is it okay if I have a lot of hair on my arms?^^

Changmin: On girls’ arms Isn’t it a little bit hairy? ^^

FAN: Brother, I got 40th place among the 41st in the exam^^

Changmin: Are you showing off...

FAN: Expectations from others are a burden to me. To respond to that person's sense of oppression, has this ever happened?

Changmin: That’s true, right? I’m working hard to abide by this, and I’m working harder.

FAN: Why don’t you guys reply to me? You don’t even read the messages I sent! Are you jumping over there? So sad now!

Changmin: Sometimes I have to dance like this so I can’t escape^^So don’t you like it?

FAN: Brothers, if I become PD, I will punish you severely... just because you didn't reply to me! hey-hey!

Changmin: Please don’t punish us!

FAN: I want to die because I am sad! Will it be better if you go home and wipe your feet?

Changmin: ;;;;;

FAN: I’m very sad now. My graceless brother just replied without even saying goodbye;;;;;This!

Changmin: What should we do... Then come on!

FAN: When I was practicing piano today, I missed my brother, so I didn’t practice well! Be responsible!

Changmin: Concentrate...

FAN: I miss you! miss you! I really, really, really, really miss you, I miss you... I want to touch you!

Changmin: Abnormal;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The latest news is making Mi Soo fans crazy, it was posted on July 29th:

Fan: Junxiu is mine!

Dami: Don’t look at our Junxiu!

Haha, what a lovely UFO!