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50-word campus humorous joke story

1, comma didn't get up until eight o'clock and didn't wash his face. She ran with her schoolbag on her back. Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher. "Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?" The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "2. The economics professor said in class," Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that migrant workers in a country earn the most money? Is it Taylor, Yue Lao, Philo, or ... "The small comma answers first:" McDonald's! "3. The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class. He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms. Now? Only 24 ... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reaction, but the classroom was silent. The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, is there another carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class! The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else's test paper? : yes. I copied some, but not all. Teacher: What are some places not to copy? Small comma: the name is not. A primary school teacher has a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50+9=? Small comma muttered: "Wushu+wine =?" Wushu+wine =? "Suddenly, I suddenly realized that I was drunk ~ 6. Teacher: I want you to write a composition that focuses on people and highlights. Small comma: teacher, I think it over. I will write about my grandmother. Teacher: Does your grandmother have any outstanding aspects? Small comma: my grandmother has a lumbar disc herniation. 7. One day's Chinese class, let the small comma make sentences with "Great Wall". The little comma replied, "The Great Wall is very long. "The teacher is unhappy:" No, create another one! " "Small comma is even more unhappy, twisting his head:" Why, I'm not Qin Shihuang! " 8. Teacher: "I want you to write a composition about milk, requiring you to write two pages separated by small commas. Why do you write so many lines in your composition? " Small comma: "Teacher, my article is about condensed milk, so it is relatively short." 1. Men have nine fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife will become a regular customer, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their daughter-in-law is cornered, the fifth is that their lover will be pried, the sixth is that their wife will be soaked, the seventh is that their property will be stolen, the eighth is that they will be sued by the masses, and the ninth is that they will have to wait until they are finished. 2, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! ! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies! I'll shoot you! ! I miss your head, your mouth, your mouth, your mouth. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Beijing roast duck. I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently take off your pants, gently take off your * * *, gently kiss your face and gently say to you: Baby, change your posture. . . It's time for .............................. to change diapers. In high school, the teacher taught very carefully. Finally, I summed up a sentence: you all know something, you are all older. I was tired of listening to it, so I replied: not only is the boss not young, but the second child is not young. 9. In biology class, the teacher asked, "Parents don't suffer from this genetic disease, but children get sick. So what is the most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation"), a deep but clear male voice sounded in the dark corner of the back row: "affair". 10, surprised to find my roommate washing the sheets. I asked him: Why are you so diligent today? Roommate replied: My girlfriend will come over at night, and the sheets are too dirty. If she doesn't wash, she will get pregnant. 1 1, the beautiful teacher of the freshman ... after a few days of wedding leave, the school started classes again. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A pair of children's shoes in the front row asked with concern why the teacher's voice was hoarse ... A word came from the dark corner in the back row: Shout dumb ... There are fire clan, ice clan, city of flames and magic snow empire. "Fantasy City" comes from fantasy. And this kind of fantasy is frivolous, romantic, wild and unruly, which is called "big fantasy". The conception of the work is more like an unrestrained roaming. The sky is vast, and the spirits of thinking wander in the infinite world, and the scenery is infinite wherever they go. Under the guidance of the author, what we see is by no means what the world sees. Everything, all the scenes, are outside the earth, in the smoke, in the fog, that is, 1 in the dream. When the crab went out for a walk, it accidentally bumped into the loach. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "2. In the driving school theory class today, the teacher said," Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life. " A girl at the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married? My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as I came in, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mother listened and said: The pig came in and just drove it out! 4. On his deathbed, Grandpa called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, it's good to be an official in this world ...! "The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers what grandpa said before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village. A woman came to a man's house to play, and the woman teased him and said, I will marry you if you have a piece of land. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you! In Chinese class, Xiao Ming didn't listen carefully when the teacher was talking about text analysis. Suddenly, the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, what does the article 1 2 show?" Xiao Ming paused and said, "Does the article make a clean break mean that he broke up with Ma Yili? "7. Niu Niu and Da Zhuang are playing downstairs. Niu Niu suggested: "Let's play the star!" "Yes, yes!" "Think of me as G.E.M.!" "All right!" Da Zhuang was so excited that he pushed Niu Niu to the ground and rode up. Niu Niu got a fright. She groaned and screamed: "Wang Dazhuang * * * Your dad, who his mother told you to ride me as a stool! "8. The bus I took arrived at the station that day, and the passengers got off in a column. Just as the door was about to close, a lady shouted outside. "I will die in your car! I was so nervous that I immediately closed the door and stepped on the gas pedal, thinking; "There are so many strange people in this city. Unexpectedly, the lady called a taxi to chase my bus and finally stopped. The door opened and the lady shouted again. " Why don't you stop? I will die in your car! I asked her in fear; "Young lady, what's bothering you? He angrily walked to a seat, then picked up a bunch of keys and said to me; I'm dying in your car! ''