Ask prawns to make jokes about small animals such as parrots.

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A brothel closed down, everything was auctioned off, and a young man bought a parrot to go home.

Back home, the parrot began to talk: "the environment has changed, the environment has changed."

Hearing this, the boy's mother went to the living room, and the parrot said, "The boss's wife has changed, and the boss's wife has changed."

When the boy's sister heard this, she also came to the living room. The parrot said, "Miss has changed, Miss has changed."

The young man's father also came to the living room, and the parrot shouted, "Old customers haven't changed, old customers haven't changed!" " " ......

A beautiful girl keeps a parrot. One day, the girl was taking a bath in the bathroom. The parrot said, "Yes, yes.

The girl said angrily to the parrot, "If you bark again, I will pull out your hair." "

The next day, a bald guest came home, and the parrot sneaked on the guest's shoulder and whispered, "Look at it, too."

Have you arrived yet? "

A man bought a parrot and wanted to teach it to learn civilized language, so he would say "good morning" when he passed it every morning.

It is said that he is not in good spirits this morning. He didn't say anything when he passed by. The bird stared at him coldly and said, "Hey, you!" "

What happened today? "

Dali bought a parrot and couldn't wait to make the bird talk as soon as he entered the house.

"Yours, talk?" Da Li stretched out her neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond.

"Yours can talk, and it is rare." Da Li picked up a bug to seduce him. Parrots still don't

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"Yours, don't talk and go to hell!" Da Li threatened with a sullen face.

Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!" "