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1. I went out for a walk by the river with my girlfriend last night and told me that she was cold.

I decisively took off my coat and gave it to her. She gave me a white look and walked on.

While walking, she told me that she was cold, and I said that I had no clothes.

She said my mother would hold me when it was cold,

I don't know. Just say I'm going to pick up your mother now.

Hey, don't say it's all tears?

A couple got on the bus on a sunny day. After they found a seat, the girl felt too sunburned and asked her boyfriend to change places with her. Not long after the change, the car turned a corner and the girl was in the sun again. She gave her boyfriend a push and he sat back in his original seat. But after a while, the bus turned again, and the girl gave her boyfriend a push. Her boyfriend stood up and said, I won't sit. I am not a sunflower. ?

At the ticket window of the station, a classmate bought two station tickets and asked the conductor:? Are these two tickets together? The conductor thought for a moment and answered:? If you want to stand together, you can stay together. You can't be together if you don't want to stand together.

4. I once went shopping with my boyfriend and told him to play trust games. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I persisted for a long time and got on the subway smoothly. There were many people on the subway, but my boyfriend helped me sit down. Then he whispered in my ear:? Don't open your eyes, this seat was given by someone else.

5, someone wants to lose weight, found that there is a diet pill online, claiming that it is effective after taking a course of treatment, and it is invalid to promise a refund. Although the price is very expensive, he bought this diet pill online in a hurry to lose weight. After the goods arrived, I read the instructions: take one capsule every two hours, twelve times a day, and take it on an empty stomach.

6. There are three treasures in primary schools: saluting at attention and being a teacher; There are three treasures in middle schools: tutoring, staying up late, and spelling the college entrance examination; There are three treasures in universities: just copy, paste and pass them on; Lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, and love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

7、? 1 10? Somebody please. Something happened! ?

? Hello, what's your emergency?

? Both girls are going out with me. It's a battle! ?

? So what? This? Come here quickly! The fat one is going to win! ! ?