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Husband and wife become one.

At the end of 20 13 (at the age of 33), he separated from the father of the child, and only got the divorce certificate in June of 20 17. It's February 26th, 2020 (40 years old), and I just started sleeping with another person. Happiness is beyond words. I used to think that NND, the most beautiful decade for women (since 2007, my ex-husband lived in another city and went back to Beijing once a month or two), I almost slept alone. It's too bad. It's really too bad. I can't believe my sister's beauty. But I am an optimist. I don't admit defeat. I told myself that it was nothing, and my life was quite comfortable, so I didn't have to wait on my husband. But it's actually cold and warm, especially in winter nights in Beijing. Even with heating, it's still cold.

Therefore, even if I am divorced, I think of my single sisters, and I still hope that they can take the time to enjoy their youth and love. After all, many people will not take the initiative to be single, right? Looking back on my life these years, I often think that it would be great if time could go back. I won't choose to spend it this way, so I have a lot to say to you, but I don't know where to start. I am reading a very good book recently and recommend it to my sisters. I also hope that you can achieve sexual happiness and happiness as soon as possible. The title of this book is the mystery of marriage. Today, let's talk about the first chapter.

The title of the first chapter is "The Mystery of Marriage", and the first line is "When a person leaves his parents and marries a wife, he becomes one." My regret also starts from here.

Usually in China, many women will go back to their parents' home after divorce, or invite their parents to live in their own home, so as to take care of each other and reduce expenses. The child is not alone, but also looked after. Parents are important pillars of divorced or single women, who accompany us through the most lonely and difficult days, whether mentally, economically or psychologically. I am no exception. Before my divorce, my parents lived with me and my friends envied me. I have delicious food every day. I don't have to take care of my children or do housework. But the truth is, before the divorce, I would rather be a fire-maker every day than enjoy it. Why, Tony? Because parents live together, it actually reduces the responsibilities and obligations that young couples have to bear, and there are fewer opportunities to solve problems by themselves. Men, in particular, think it's okay for me not to travel, and my family is fine, but the real relationship between husband and wife will be affected. Maybe a single girl said that my mother was single, not divorced, and I didn't talk about friends. I can't blame my parents. Of course, it's strange. You are used to being accompanied by your parents every day. You won't feel lonely. The willingness to talk about friends is naturally not strong. If you put it off, a good man will be taken away by a girl who is afraid of loneliness. . . So, move out bravely, or drive your parents back to their home. We can't be giants of life.

The second meaning here, "two people become one", haha, this sentence, I told my husband with a bang, really that feeling. In life, husband and wife should also become a team to deal with various problems. As the second page says, "marriage is the closest interpersonal relationship, second only to the relationship between man and god", yes, it is more important than parent-child relationship. Don't hide in your parents' house, like spring, and forget there is winter. So we must put the matter of finding a partner in the first place. Don't worry, no one will worry about you.

Let's talk about it tomorrow. I have just been in Fuzhou for two months, and I haven't done my work yet. There will be an important working meeting tomorrow. Let me get ready first. After all, everything will pay off as long as I work hard.

Make up another joke. When I was reading a book last week, my lover angered me with one sentence. I picked up the book and hit him in the face. He said, damn it, you still beat your husband with the meaning of marriage. I really need to think about the meaning of our marriage. Then I pretended to open the cupboard and pack my bags. I grabbed him: What are you doing? He said: the wardrobe is too messy, let me tidy it up, hahahaha, it's super cute. I also understand that a good marriage is really not easy, and it is hard to study and practice.