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Words that year, after Song Wu killed Ximen Qing, the slut Pan Jinlian knew that there was a catastrophe and hurriedly ran out for her life. It was all Ximen Qing's fault, she thought. Simon was unlucky and fled to the East Gate. Finally, I found that there was no way out, so I had to cross the ocean. Shortly after I stayed on an island, my child was born. The baby is short and short. She knows it belongs to Wu Dalang, but what can she name it? Just call it taro. You don't believe me? Some Japanese are called Taro, Ichiro, Tuolang and Duolang, but they never call them Dalang, just because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. The Japanese figure is caused by Wu Dalang's genes. Mother and son live on the island, and the slut can't help being lonely, so she makes up her mind about her son. In the end, the mother and son became a good thing, and people on nearby fishing boats accused them. The slut cursed: "My son is my own. No matter what you do, my son is my own master." So everyone called them "Japanese" later. Later, more and more children were raised, and this taro thought, why not build a country and get rid of the addiction of being an emperor? The country wants the national flag, and Pan Jinlian said, "Your father sells baked wheat cakes, so stick a baked wheat cake on the sheets." Therefore, the national flag is available. In order to make the old samurai have good luck, four big characters were specially written on the flag: "In order to rapidly increase the population in Wuyun for a long time, a taro made a national policy at that time, so that all Japanese men could have sex with any woman" whenever and wherever "to ensure the birth rate. Japanese women are accustomed to the "whenever and wherever" way, simply carrying pillows and sheets to go out. " Fight at any time "later became the so-called" kimono ". Many women are killed "whenever and wherever", so the children born don't know who they are, so the children born are all named after themselves, so there are Inoue, Tanaka, Panasonic, Noboru takeshita, Watanabe and Yamaguchi.

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