A joke. One more word from everyone and it's done!

I went to work by bus that day. There are not many people on the bus, but there are no empty seats. A few people are still standing, hanging from the handle.

Swing around.

A young man, thin, wearing glasses, with several big bags beside him. At first glance, he just came from other places.

He leaned against the conductor, studied carefully with a map in his hand, and his eyes showed confusion from time to time.

I think I'm a little lost.

He hesitated for a long time and shyly asked the conductor, "Where should I get off for the Summer Palace?"

The conductor is a little girl with short hair and is cutting her nails.

She looked up at the foreign boy and said, "You are going in the wrong direction. You should take the No.259 bus opposite. "

There is nothing wrong with saying these things. If you are wrong, get off at the next stop and sit across the street.

But the conductor did not finish. It's time for her to say one last superfluous word.

"I can't understand it with a map, so why bother!"

The conductor girl said without looking up.

The young man from other places is an educated man. He smiled, put away the map and prepared to get off and change at the next stop.

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There's an uncle next to me who can't listen anymore.

He said to the foreigner, "You don't have to wait and die. You can go four stops ahead and change to 904. "

If he stops here, it's really good, which not only helps others, but also saves the image of Beijingers.

But where can grandpa stop here? He must finish the last superfluous sentence:

"Today's young people, no one is educated!"

I thought, this is really unnecessary. There are many young people in the car, which has a great influence!

Yes, a lady standing next to uncle couldn't help it.

"Uncle, can't say that young people have no culture, and those who have no culture are, after all, a minority. Now that you mention it, what have we become?

! "

The young lady is dressed in fashion, with a small vest hanging on two thin shoulder straps, bright makeup on her face and her hair dyed lux.

But you see, people don't look like uneducated people. They are still "you, you" with uncle.

But she still couldn't help saying that "the last superfluous sentence"!

"Just like you, old people look very kind ...?

It would be abnormal if no one came out to criticize this fashionable lady. Yes, a middle-aged elder sister said:

"How can you talk to an old man like this girl? Be polite. Do you talk to your parents like this?

"

Look how well the elder sister criticized!

As soon as the girl's parents carried it out, the girl stopped talking at once.

If you want to say it's over, forget it. When you say that, it's over. Let's do our best.

Don't forget, the elder sister's "superfluous last sentence" has not been finished.

"Look at you, it is estimated that your parents can't control you. Dressed like a chicken! "

You can imagine what happened afterwards. Simply put, people can die.

It's just the station with noise and cars.

As soon as the car door opened, the conductor's little girl said, "Don't make any noise. Get off the bus as soon as possible, don't delay the business. "

Yes "

Of course, she didn't forget to say the last redundant sentence:

"You want to make, just get off. If you don't leave, my car won't leave! Don't bother! "

Are you bored? Angry! Not only she is annoyed, but all the passengers are annoyed!

The whole carriage was a disaster,

Scold the conductor, scold the foreign boy, scold the fashionable lady, scold the middle-aged elder sister,

Those who scold the weather and their children are really swearing, not to mention how lively it is!

The guy from other places didn't speak, so I guess I can't stand it. He let out a cry:

"Everyone stop making noise! This is all my fault,

I didn't look at the map myself, which made everyone very angry!

Even if everyone gives me face, will you stop arguing? "

Hearing him say this, the people in the car are of course embarrassed to make any more noise.

The voice soon died down, and a few people whispered a few words and stopped talking.

But don't forget, the foreign boy's "superfluous last sentence" hasn't finished yet:

"If I had known that Beijingers were such unreasonable bastards, I might as well not come!"

Want to know the final result of the matter? I didn't finish the work that day.

I first went to the police station to take a statement, and then went to the hospital for surgery to deal with the head injury.

My head injury was smashed by the conductor's little girl with a ballot box in the melee.

Don't think I'm involved in their struggle, I'll convince them.

I appeal to them to calm down and have something to say.

What's the big deal? There is no need to break my head.

My last superfluous sentence is:

Isn't it inappropriate for the conductor to speak? What do you care about with her!