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"Come on, that's Princess Butterfly's residence ahead!" The beetle in armor said to a group of "handsome guys" recognized by the insect world behind him-mantis. "Ah, I can finally meet the beautiful Princess Butterfly!" A golden-eyed beetle said, and then another beetle patted its head and said, "Stop daydreaming and go."
Then I arrived at Princess Butterfly. It was already crowded with people. I saw Princess Butterfly dancing with a smile! I saw that she was covered in colorful clothes. Crickets came forward to present a symphony for Princess Butterfly, while beetles roared past and jumped up nunchakus. . . . . .
It's getting dark and the bugs are asleep, but they are still thinking about a problem. Why is Princess Butterfly so beautiful?
Parting time (fragment) time: 20 10-07-30 23: 14 Author: Click: 18 times.
"Brother, don't forget me when you go home. Remember to come back in a few days! " I reluctantly bid farewell to my brother upstairs. These days, my best brother suddenly felt homesick and went back to his hometown on a whim, but we had to let him go. So, there was that scene.
Although one can cook less, we can't give up, especially me. My eyes are wet, my nose is sour, and my heart hurts more. The reason is simple: "For so many days, my brother and I were almost inseparable, but you were neither too early nor too late. Why can this time not make people sad? " Seeing this scene, I couldn't help chanting, "Ah, my friend's prince, you left again, and I heard them sigh behind you."
Back home, the original sadness faded, because he will come back in a few days, and then we will meet again.
Flower clock strikes the time for you: 20 10-07-30 22:30 Author: Fang Qing Click: 8 times
It is agreed that flowers and plants that bloom at different times in a season can form different "flower clocks".
In Europe and America, the most common flower clocks are composed of 65,438+03 kinds of flowers: striped cat ears open at 6 o'clock, African marigold at 7 o'clock, rat ears open at 8 o'clock, bitter thorn leaves open at 9 o'clock, papyrus leaves open at 65,438+00, Bethlehem Star opens at 65,438+065,438+0, and suffering flowers open at 65,000. Crimson purple flowers are collected at 14, small kite flowers at 15, small convolvulus flowers at 16, Bai Lianhua at 17, and night grass at 18.
In China, there is another group of "flower clocks". At about 3: 00 a.m., the snake twist bloomed first, and the big horn of morning glory was turned on at about 4: 00 a.m., and then wild roses (about 5: 00 a.m.) and sunflower (about 6: 00 a.m.) joined in. Next, the beautiful and elegant peony flowers, tulips (about 7: 30) and Scutellaria barbata (about 10), clawed grass (about 1 1) and afternoon flowers (about 12) are in full bloom in the scorching sun. After noon, marigold (about 15), mirabilis jalapa (about 17) and tobacco flowers (about 18) gradually bloomed. At night, Luffa flowers (about 19 o'clock) bloom, cordate telosma (about 20 o'clock) breaks buds, and Epiphyllum (about 2 1 point) quietly opens.
Friends, in sunny weather, we come to the garden to see which flowers are in full bloom, and then we can know the time. Isn't it wonderful?
Ahmed's mother
I have a mother who loves beauty. She often sacrifices everything for the love of beauty.
There is a mole on my mother's face. I say it's "fly shit" and "mosquito shit". Sometimes I say my mother doesn't like cleanliness and doesn't wash her face. My mother always said, "This is a beauty mole." But my mother has a tireless feeling when she listens. One day, my mother made up her mind to get rid of the beauty spot. In the hospital, the doctor picked out the mole with a needle. Although she suffered the pain of an arrow piercing her heart, she gritted her teeth and sent the mole to the west.
In order to attract others' attention, my mother bought 60 kinds of cosmetics: facial cleanser, whitening cream, lipstick, eye cream … I wonder how much it cost to buy these cosmetics. Besides, neither box can hold it. I often ask my mother: Don't you regret spending so much money? My mother always said, "I don't care about beauty. "
This is my beautiful mother.
Hillbilly watching Jay Chou Time: 20 10-07-30 20:45 Author: Fang Qing Click: 36 times.
One day, a countryman went to Hong Kong to see his son. Because rural people have never been on a plane, they made a lot of jokes along the way. As soon as they got on the plane, he said to the stewardess, "Aunt, can this thing take me to Hong Kong?" Hearing this, the stewardess left for no reason. The hillbilly said at the back, "Cow, what kind of cow, moves from side to side like a pregnant woman, more like a duck." On the plane, the countryman is ordering food. When he saw a steak, he said, "This thing is like cow dung." So he ordered a cold drink. As soon as he ate it, he shouted, "what do you mean, bring me ice?" Hey, mom, I lost a tooth, and I'm going to sue you for abusing the elderly. Hum ~ "The stewardess was impatient and came over and said," Uncle, the cold drink smoked, but you stuttered. " When I got off the plane, my son came and said, "Dad, I'm coming to pick you up." The hillbilly said, "Hey! I am very promising, I am as handsome as before, and you are too like Liu Qian, haha. " On the way, the hillbilly smelled the air conditioner in the car and quickly said that he would get off. His son had no choice but to let him get off the bus, but he happened to see Jay Chou get on the bus. He rushed up to look at Jay Chou and said, "Wow! ~ You miss my son so much, look at this hair, look at this figure, look at this dress, it's the best! " Hearing this, Jay Chou is ready to get on the bus (for a concert). The hillbilly said, "hey, kid, don't go!" Let dad have a good look. " Jay Chou was also annoyed and said, "Uncle, I have to leave early." The hillbilly grabbed Jay Chou and said, "Let's talk! It doesn't matter, I'm not in a hurry to herd cattle. Hey, why are you so like Liu Qian? Look at the plane hair in front of you. Lend me your belt. Oh, yes, you can't borrow your hair. " Jay Chou said, "Do you agree? Is it my turn? Uncle, you have a few words I want to correct, 1, I am not your son. 2. Don't judge others casually. What about your family? Do you want me to take you home? I have something to do, first 886. "
Forgetful monkey
In a beautiful forest, there lived a naughty monkey. He has a habit of forgetting things. I lost either my pencil or my pen when I got to school. Either the ruler or the tape measure is lost.
One day when he came home from school at noon, he found that he had lost a pen. He asked his mother to buy it. Mother monkey said angrily, "you child, you lose things as soon as you go to school." When will you get rid of this bad habit? " The little monkey interrupted his mother and said, "What can I do? My deskmate Xiaohua Mall must have taken it. " Mother monkey said, "Come on, even if no one took it, you still lost something." The little monkey said, "You have the ability to control the thief first. The thief tried to steal from me. What can I do? " Besides, she is still my deskmate, and I can't help it! Mother monkey shouted, "you child, I raised you just to make you pout with me!" " ! "Say that finish, mother monkey left angrily.
That afternoon, after school, naughty little monkeys and puppies played in Lin Nakakoji. The big forest in spring is particularly beautiful, smiling faces are everywhere, and birds are singing touching songs on the branches. The two children had a good time. When the puppy came home, the little monkey suddenly found his schoolbag missing. This is too bad. My mother will beat me if I lose my schoolbag, and my teacher will scold me if I can't finish my homework. The little monkey was scared to cry, crying and anxiously looking along the road after school, but he couldn't find it.
The little monkey found the puppy's home, and the puppy reminded him, "Did you forget to take it at school?" I know the key man's home, or I'll take you there! " "The little monkey wiped her tears. He was just about to take the puppy with him when his grandmother suddenly stopped the puppy and said, "You can't go. Once you go, you just play and don't do your homework. " Hearing this, the little monkey bowed his head and left sadly.
As soon as he went out, the little monkey felt much darker. I just walked for a while, and suddenly I felt like a hunter's target, as if I were being followed. The little monkey quickened his pace, and the man seemed to quicken his pace. So the little monkey began to cry in fear again. At this time, mother monkey found him on the way from school. When the little monkey saw his mother, he threw himself into her arms and cried loudly, "I ... lost my schoolbag." The mother monkey looked at the little monkey with tears on her face and comforted him, saying, "Good boy, don't be afraid, don't be afraid ..."
With the help of mother monkey, the little monkey found the key keeper and schoolbag. Things have been solved perfectly like this. The naughty little monkey also deeply realized his mistake and decided to get rid of the habit of forgetting things and be a good boy.
Beijing Starlight Time: 20 10-07-30 18:00 Author: Princess Zi Xuan Click: 12 times.
What if you come to Beijing and don't appreciate it? If you are at night, you should take a good look at the starlight in Beijing.
In the evening, the bright moon, which can only be seen in the night sky, has just risen, and it welcomes the blessing of the first star. Soon, it increased by hundreds of millions. I counted them carefully. These stars seem to be playing hide-and-seek with me, but they are almost absent. You see, this Leo is a mighty golden lion, smiling, and I am angry. Fortunately, I feel much better with the beautiful Weaver Girl comforting me.
These stars are embedded in the light purple starry sky, so far away and so clean, just like every ray of hope is hidden in the black forest. The silver flash is like a smooth diamond. How beautiful it would be if you took off your shiny necklace!
The stars are full of emotions, staring at the world like naughty children, as if telling every beautiful fairy tale with their eyes.
Fish flying time: 20 10-07-30 13:55 Author: click on marshmallows: 1 1 time
In other words, fish are always eaten by cats. Now that the fish has invented a machine, I won't tell you. If you want to know, please see below!
Your majesty, your majesty, hydrofoil has been invented successfully. We have been chased by cats for many years, and the history of eating has finally changed.
Inventor Xiaoqiu panted, "Now we can hold our heads high." . Her Majesty said happily, well, very good. Now go and tell the villagers to pack their bags and get ready to sail. Yes, Xiaoqiu said.
Oh! ! ! ! ! ! Let me know! In an instant, it flew into the sky, but the cat looked at it blankly.
Fish haven't lived happily since they flew into the sky. Without fish, many things have happened on the earth. For example, the son said: I want to eat fish, I don't care. Mom said: but now the fish is flying in the sky, and we can't catch it if we want to! And what about cats now? I'm so hungry that my front belly sticks to my back and I'm as thin as a dog.
A year later, the fish still lived a quiet life, and the cat should have died. Therefore, Her Majesty sent a scout to explore the underground to see if they were dead. A few days later, when the scout didn't come back, she became suspicious and went down to check it herself. Unexpectedly, she only saw a fishbone and thought, it's terrible. It seems that we are still going to live in the sky. So she went back to heaven and told the villagers what had happened. Since then, the villagers have been living carefree in the sky. The cat looks at the fish in the sky every day and drools all over the floor.
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