A collection of funny sayings

A complete collection of the more funny idioms

A collection of the more funny idioms. I believe everyone has a certain understanding of the idioms. In fact, there are many types of idioms, and different idioms contain different meanings. With the same meaning, idioms are also widely used. Here is a collection of funny idioms.

A complete collection of funny sayings 1

1. Put lime on the mouth - Baishuo (brush)

2. Get a knot in the throat - gamble (block) the air

3. A bald man wearing a bamboo hat - unable to (hair) for five days

4. Walking in the watermelon field - making both sides happy (everything is a circle)

5. Weighing poles to support the road ——Be careful (star) points

6. Long live the nosebleeds——Zhenghong (I am red)

7. Large ships going abroad—layman (voyage)

8. A father kowtows to his son - this is unreasonable (how is this etiquette)

9. Riding a horse while singing an opera - no way (walking)

10. Soaking melon seeds with Coptis chinensis - - Ku Ren (Ren)'er

11. Grass grows on the temple platform - panic (famine) to God

12. Gold is sold as brass - Qu Cai (Cai) < /p>

13. Washing yellow lotus by the river - why bother (River is bitter)

14. Grandma died and her son - no help (no uncle)

15. Breaking the casserole - asking to the end (grain to the end)

16. Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (intention not measuring)

17. Soaking stones in a sauce vat - it's hard to explain in one sentence ( One salt is hard to get in)

18. A big radish goes into the vegetable cellar - no shadow (tassel)

19. A dull knife breaks the bamboo - can't think about it (can't open it)

20. The weather in the twelfth lunar month - moving your hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

21. Burning the flagpole - sighing (long charcoal)

22. Walking in the watermelon field - —Everything goes well with both sides (left and right meet circles)

23. The Jie Yuan of Wang Ba Zhong - Rules (Turtle Judgment)

24. The Thousand-Year-Old Stone Buddha Statue - Honesty Man (old stone man)

25. Talking with a fan - crazy talk (wind talk)

26. Looking for a stick in the sorghum field - waving it blindly (breaking it off) < /p>

27. Hanging a red light at the gate - a good reputation (Ming) is out there

28. Weasels looking for food - act according to the opportunity (chicken)

29. Pickles Mixed with tofu - there are words (salt) first

30. Husband slaps the fan - desolate (wife is cool)

31. Planting vegetables on the wall - no fate (no garden)

32. A tortoise with chicken feathers in his belly - his heart is like an arrow (a turtle's heart is like an arrow)

33. Wear gloves in June - be conservative (protect your hands)

34. Twelve taels of silver - certain (one ingot)

35. Weasel and other food - act according to the opportunity (chicken)

Classic funny post-partition 2

1. Sedan and watch the theater - poor and happy

2. Pulling the number one scholar to call her brother-in-law - wanting to climb high

3. Huozi becoming a disciple - shameless person

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4. Hemp stalk hand stick - unreliable; unreliable

5. Sorghum scattered in the millet field - hybrid

6. Poor widow going to the market - important There is no one, no money at all

7. Uncooked rice - boring

8. Rats get into the coffin - bite people to death

9. The grandfather of the King of Hell - the old ghost

10. Selling jelly in the twelfth lunar month - not the time

11. Changing the robe into an undershirt - more than enough

12. The dog bites the beggar ——Animals can also deceive people

13. Rotten sores-incurable

14. Fairy farts-extraordinary

15. The claws of the old bird - black hands

16. When a tiger is close to you - opening your mouth is a disaster

17. Wearing dog skin - you are not a human being

18. The old monk said Buddhist scriptures - speak and listen

19. Hold the charcoal and kiss - touching the nose is black

20. Bastard - regulations

21 , Mouse tail - big deal

22. Monkey diarrhea - bad intestines

23. Dreaming of marrying Xi Shi - weird imagination

24. Jue Looking at the sky - having eyes but no eyes

25. Scattering soybeans in the sesame field - hybrid

26. The old cow comes on - a lot of feces and urine

27. Fan Jin passed the national examination - overjoyed; crazy with joy

< p> 28. Mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)

29. Learning to play at the age of eighty - out of breath

30. Materials from the blacksmith shop ——Complete collection of funny sayings about goods being knocked 2

1. Eating mooncakes on August 15th - just the right time

2. Crabs with eight legs - domineering< /p>

3. Destroy the seedlings - eager for success

4. 100-meter race - every second counts

5. Broad beans bloom - black heart

6. The opera singer takes off his makeup - the prototype is revealed

7. The mature lotus seed - the heart is bitter

8. The earth revolves around the sun - over and over again

9. A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself

10. Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run rampant

11. A crazy girl tells a joke - laughing and joking

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12. The chicken pays New Year greetings to the weasel - throwing himself into the trap

13. Calling daddy when seeing a robber - recognizing the thief as his father

14. The arrow is on the string - he has to shoot

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15. The beggar encounters a snowy day - he is hungry and cold

16. Catching turtles in a basket - a sure shot

17. Sunflower's plate - Lao Zhuzhuan

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18. Pull the cart to the side of the road - use force

19. The toad hides from the Dragon Boat Festival - it can escape the first day of the Lunar New Year but not the fifteenth day

20. A rotten umbrella covers the sun - half of the shade

21. A doctor (a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine) sells coffins - he has to pay for life and death

22. A wolf wears a bamboo hat on his head - he pretends to be a good person

23. The prodigal son turns back - never exchange for gold; abandon evil and do good

24. The old turtle bites - hold it in its mouth and won't let go; won't throw it away

25. Cliché Tiger - ambitious

26. The old man plays the flute - lack of energy

27. The old rooster is on fire - bureaucracy (Guan Liao)

28. The old bird Claws - black hands

29. The old monk lectures on Buddhist scriptures - speak and listen

30. Tiger pretending to be a monk - human face and animal heart

31. A tiger eats snails - unable to swallow; difficult to swallow; unable to swallow

32. The tiger comes out of the mountain - full of courage; runs rampant

33. The tiger approaches - the opening is Disaster

34. Tiger chanting sutras - hypocritical; duplicity

35. Tiger hangs himself - no one dares to save

36 , The fly on the tiger's head - cannot be swatted

37. The old uncle broke the erhu - a cliche

38. The old cat goes to the pot - familiar with the road; familiar with the road

39. The old sow eats broken shoes - she has confidence in her heart

40. The old sow sneezes (penti) - she has a clumsy tongue

41. The old sow Playing chess - look at your stupid head

42. The old cow rolled - turned over

43. The old cow chewed the cud - hesitating

44. The old cow A cow drinks water - does not raise its head

45. A mouse enters a hole - beats around the bush

46. An old woman puts on rouge - does not know she is ugly

47. God is leaning Crutches - stick one pole to the end

48. The old man eats sesame candy - the more he pulls it, the longer it gets; the more he pulls it, the longer he gets

49. The old man sits on the cradle - pretending to be a grandson

50. The old crow sings folk songs - a collection of 3 hilarious offbeat sayings

1. Hindsight - too late

2. The horse stretches its legs - - Questions,

3. Giraffes entered the group of horses - raised their heads

4. Sitting on a horse and making a phone call - strange (riding) news

5. Snake teeth and wasp stings - the most poisonous

6. A blind man rides a blind horse -

Collision

7. Xinri top motor--Reduuchang

8. Catching rabbits with a horse pole--just messing around

9. Doll rides a wooden horse --No advance, no retreat

10. The Jade Emperor recruits his consort--a huge weird thing

11. The City God's horse--a good thing

12. A lame man rides a blind horse--each shows his own strengths

13. Horse-drawn unicycle--turn over and over

14. Long robe, mandarin jacket, melon skin hat--the same old thing

15. Sticking a horse's mouth into the bullpen--it's not your fault

16. Venomous snake's teeth and wasp sting--all scurrying

17. Flattery and patting On the horse's mouth - can bite for a day

18. Sima Yi breaks the Bagua array - pretends to understand if he doesn't understand

19. Horse racing in the clouds for half a day - shows the horse's feet

20. The goods in the paper horse shop - waiting to be burned

21. Riding an ox and chasing a horse - out of reach

22. Riding a horse through the busy city - this is unreasonable

23. A horse's bit is worn on an ox's mouth - nonsense,

24. Riding a horse is too shaky - you will not enjoy the blessings

25. Ma Daha is an accountant - it's all a mess< /p>

26. Horsetail twisting the rope - no effort

27. A short man riding a big horse - a dilemma

28. Riding a horse up Tianshan - looking back to see where things stand.

29. A blind man rides a blind horse - running wildly

30. Malaysian coffee - intriguing

31. Horses are scattered and spoil the head --Free and at ease,

32. Standing on the mountain watching the horse fight--can't kick or bite (a metaphor for not participating in something, just standing aside and watching)

33. 8 The horse can't pull - it's hard to tell

34. The clown in the circus - going through the motions,

35. One horse for two elephants - it may not be worth it

36. The horse's reins are tied to the sheep's head - the road is wrong.

37. The horse crosses the bamboo bridge - it is difficult to turn.

38. The spittoon on the side of the road - Renrenbei< /p>

39. A fly on the horse’s butt – buzzing blindly,

40. Carrying a needle in the horse’s back – easy to get ahead

41. Reading on horseback -- Let's see

42. Lost the horse and the cart - the situation is over

43. The horse reared its hind legs - showed off its strength

44. Temple The horse inside - can't (surprise)

45. A flattering slap on the hoof - a kick

46. I ride a donkey while others ride a horse, and there is a cart behind me - not as good as the superior, but better than the inferior

47. The old buffalo pulls the carriage - does not know how to harness it

48. The camel is said to be swollen - rare and strange

49. The general does not dismount - go his own way (a metaphor for each going his own way)

50. Horse racing on the city wall - running in a long distance