I want to hear a joke, and it must be funny.

The stone steps asked the Buddha, "We are all stones. Why are you worshipped and I am trampled? " The Buddha sneered: "You only got four knives and became a stone step. I got a thousand knives to get where I am today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! " A few days later, the stone steps brought a companion and found the Buddha statue: "This is my cousin, chopping block, and you told him." Buddha statue: "..."