Tell a joke about pigs.

The four of them were on the road when suddenly yellow sand filled the sky. Many monsters descended from the sky, grabbed Pig and turned and ran.

"You caught the wrong one," Pig said. "The following white tender is tang's monk! Why did you catch my old pig? "

The monster replied: "the price of pork is so high, it is important to eat the pork in front of you!" " "

2. In a short time, Bajie came to Gaolaozhuang. Lao Gaoman has arranged a banquet for his relatives and friends and prepared a dinner for his son-in-law. Pig was as drunk as a fiddler and was helped back to his room. Hardly had I entered the room when I heard someone talking outside.

"High old, you this monster son-in-law so ugly, you brought him back? Isn't it asking for it? "

Lao Gaoman said: "In this society, raising a pig at home is an upstart."

3. The four of them were walking when the Taibai Venus suddenly came and said to Bajie, "The Jade Emperor wants to reward you. Come with me to heaven."

Pig was overjoyed and went to Chang 'e Palace, where he was eloquent and put on airs. Unexpectedly, Chang 'e still ignored me coldly, and Bajie blushed and was very angry. He shouted, "Now that the Jade Emperor has named me Marshal Pig, why do you still look down on me?" Chang 'e spat: "There is a shortage of pork in heaven today, and one pig is missing. The emperor thinks you are strong, and it is also appropriate to be a pig. What do you think the Jade Emperor called you here for? Bah! "

4. Four priests Tang traveled by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes. So Taoist Tang said, let's answer the questions, and jump if we can't answer them. Tang Priest and Master: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Wukong: One. Tang Priest: OK, here you are. Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky? Friar Sand: One. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. The pig on the side is so happy, such a simple question. Tang Priest: Pig, how many stars are there in the sky? ... Bajie jumped. Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. There are still only three parachutes on the way. They went on answering questions. Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded? Wukong: 1949. Tang Priest: OK. Tang Priest for you: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War? Friar Sand: 2.5 million people. Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too. Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people? ..... Bajie had to jump again. The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane and had an accident on the way. Then Pig said, Master, don't ask, I'll jump myself. Then I jumped. The Tang Priest folded his hands and said, Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.