Prepare small talents before military training

In military training, being punished for making mistakes or playing games may show small talents.

Here are some small talents before military training:

First, a brain teaser to interact with everyone's jokes

To interact with the audience, needless to say, just enliven the atmosphere.

1. One day, pigs, calves and lambs went to a convenience store together. Both the pig and the calf were beaten, but only the lamb was not beaten. Why? Answer: Because convenience stores don't close for 24 hours.

2. The white balloon hit the black balloon, and then guess why the black balloon went? Guess the title of a song. Answer: confession balloon.

3. Why does Superman wear tights? Answer: Because saving people is important.

4. What is God's mount? Answer: It's a baby. Because of that strange treasure.

Second, a serious and simple love story

Seriously, the more comparisons, the funnier. )

1, "Guess what constellation I am?" ? "Aries" Wrong, I tailored it for you.

2. "What time is it?" ? "6 o'clock" No, that's the starting point of our happiness.

3. "I want to buy a piece of land" "?" ? Your unwavering loyalty.

Third, singing.

(Be sure to find songs that have a strong sense of rhythm, or that everyone is familiar with and can't help but say. )

For example, songs from Jay Chou, JJ Lin, Eason Chan or Mayday. Of course, military songs are more suitable for unity is strength, singing the motherland.

Fourth, tell funny tongue twisters.

The speech is not good, but the effect is actually stronger. Hahahahaha)

1, a drunken old man came from the north, with a tobacco pouch stuffed around his waist. He wanted to buy lame eggplant, but the lame man didn't sell it to the drunken old man. When he got angry, he robbed the lame eggplant.

There are four rows of stone lions in the park. There are fourteen big stone lions in each row. There is a little stone lion on the back of each big stone lion, and there are four little stone lions at the feet of each big stone lion. Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count the stone lions, how many stone lions there are and how many little stone lions there are.

The calf went to play ball after school and kicked down a bottle of oil from Lao Liu. The calf went home to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and paid for the oil. Lao Liu doesn't want the calf to pay for the gas, but the calf insists on paying for the gas. Liu praised the calf, and the calf shook his head. Guess Lao Liu let the calf pay for the oil.

It's the calf that wants to say old Liu oil.