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The funny drama script Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin.
Historical script: Jing ke stabbed the king of Qin
Creation: African white face
(Performer, Grade Two 10 Class: Narrator: He, Taizi Dan: Gao Jiayi, Gao Jianli: Huang, Fan: Li Jiajie, Jing Ke: Wang Junjie, Qin Wang: Qi Jingye, Taizi Dan's entourage: Liang Yuhang, Qin Wang's entourage: Li Yongan, dancers: Zhou Jingyi, Wang Chufen, Fan Yanjun.
Narrator: At the end of the Warring States, Qin and Shang Yang reformed, and their national strength grew stronger. The first emperor ascended the throne, pursued hegemonism and wantonly expanded. In order to prevent the violent state of Qin from continuing eastward, Yan Taizi Dan decided to order the assassin to assassinate the king of Qin in the name of offering the city. ...
Taizidan: (singing) "I'm very annoyed recently." Qin destroyed Korea, Zhao, Wei and Chu, and in a few days, I, Yan, will be in great trouble.
Van Yuqi: Yes, the prince is right. The damn king of Qin is cruel.
Gao Jianli: Your Highness, if you catch the thief first, why not assassinate the King of Qin?
Taizidan: (patting Gao Jianli on the shoulder) Your words are just what I want, but who can shoulder this heavy responsibility!
Gao Jianli: I recommend someone, Jing Ke.
Taizidan: What's the background of Jing Ke?
Gao Jianli: Retrieve Jing Ke's files.
Attendant: (Holding a drawing board with a portrait of Jing Ke painted on it) A patriotic man, he likes reading, fencing and martial arts, and travels around the world in order to resist the Qin Dynasty.
Jing Ke: I'm Jing Ke, and my father is not Li Gang. I didn't study at the beginning of primary school, and I like to play CS killing games. Now I have played three war zones by myself.
Taizidan: Qin Jun will soon cross Yishui and approach the State of Yan. Would a strong man like to assassinate the king of Qin?
Jing Ke: I would like to, but without a pledge, it is difficult to gain the trust of the King of Qin and get close to him.
Gao Jianli: What can be pledged?
Jing Ke: Today, the King of Qin is the head of General Fan, offering a reward of 2,000 gold and making him a big shot. If I dedicate General Fan's head and the map of Yan State to the King of Qin, I will be able to get close to the King of Qin and kill him.
Taizidan: (surprised) General Fan was my best friend when I was trapped in the State of Qin. Now, in order to fight against Qin, he defected to Yan. He can't do this.
Fan: I dreamed that I killed the cruel king of Qin. With such a good plan now, everything is just a cloud, and I am embarrassed to die. (Draw his sword and kill himself)
Taizidan: (kneeling beside General Fan and crying bitterly) Why did the General leave me like this? I want to kill the king of Qin and comfort the general in the spirit of heaven. Take it down and bury it.
Jing Ke: Prince, I'm going to assassinate the King of Qin. Please rest assured that I will never come back alive unless I kill the king of Qin!
Taizidan: Have a glass of Yanjing Beer brewed by Yan State to see Master Jing off.
Gao Jianli and Taizi Dan sang: "I'll send you away. Thousands of miles away, are you still there? Where is the piano? Life and death are hard to guess. "
Jing Ke sings: Gently, I will leave you, please wipe the tears from the corner of my eyes ... (Taizi Dan hangs his head and says nothing. Jing Ke sings, looks up at the sky and sighs, then looks back at Gao Jianli, walking slowly alone).
Narrator: the wind is rustling, the water is cold, the plants are yellow, and the geese fly south; The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man is gone forever. In this way, Jing Ke set foot on the land of Qin with the head of General Fan and the map of Yan. Can I go back here?
Attendant: Come and enjoy the music. Your Majesty will sing a song himself (five dancers will take the stage).
King Qin Sang: The waves are rough and rolling, and the rivers and mountains of Wan Li never stop, searching for gold in the world. ...
Attendant: (Seeing someone outside, he went out to ask Jing Ke what was going on and took a bribe) It is reported that Jing Ke, the envoy of the State of Yan, requested an audience.
King Qin: Stop and ask him to come up. (Jing Ke appears) You are the envoy of Yan State. What's your name again?
Jing Ke: Your Majesty, I am Jing Ke. We Prince yan dan have long longed for your fame. We are willing to present Fan's head and a map of the State of Yan and submit to the State of Qin. I'm here to dedicate it to your majesty!
Qin Wang: (laughs) OK! All right! Present it,
Attendant: Show me your head and map.
Qin Wang: (smiling at Fan's head) Fan, Fan, you are what you are today, and this is what happens when you betray me. At noon, we held a banquet in the dining hall on the second floor of Shatian Middle School. We are not short of money.
Jing Ke: The map is complicated and difficult to distinguish. Please allow me to elaborate.
Jing Ke: (He unfolds the map to reveal the dagger, takes out the dagger, pulls up the sleeve of the king of Qin with his left hand, and stabs the king of Qin with his right hand. The king of Qin dodged, "Calm down, strong men." Ying Zheng walked around the circle, and Jing Ke chased the dagger and said, "Qin thief, I must kill you today!" Ying Zheng took out the sword on the table and slashed Jing Ke's left thigh. Jing Ke, defenseless, fell to his knees. His right dagger was thrown at Ying Zheng, Ying Zheng dodged, and Ying Zheng stabbed Jing Ke with his sword.
Attendant: Your Majesty is very angry, and the consequences are very serious.
King Qin: Bury Jing Ke again, order Wang Jian to conquer Yan State, and reward you with Taizi Dan!
Narrator: After all, assassination can't stop the integration trend of the Chinese nation. In 22 1 year BC, the king of Qin swept Liuhe, unified China and established a powerful Daqin empire.
Curtain call: (Liang Yuhang, Li Yongan, Huang and Gao Jiayi hold up the sign) (Qin Wang points to the sign "Chinese nation":) Today, the reunification of our Chinese nation is also unstoppable. (All:) On this beautiful evening, all the students in Grade Two 10 wish you all the best by taking 20 1 1 to the next level!
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