Laugh off the big teeth joke, who has?

A foreign reporter interviewed a Russian general:

Foreign reporter: I heard that your Russian MIG -29 fighter is very powerful, and even the United States is afraid of you!

Russian general: Yes, America is afraid of our MIG -29!

Foreign reporter: How was your MiG -29 fighter tested?

Russian general: Our MIG -29 fighter plane had only one engine when it took off! ! !

Foreign reporter: isn't the thrust of the engine enough?

Russian general: Then install two!

Foreign reporter: What if two thrusters are not enough?

Russian general: Then keep pretending! ! !