Daily conversation between mother and child (children talk nonsense)

When I was a child, my son often told me, Mom, you must write down what happened when I was a child and tell it to my son when I grow up. Grandma often tells me about my father's childhood. You have a bad memory. I'm afraid you won't remember when you come. Because of my son's words, I began to record his conversations with me as a child. If you like, I will sort it out one after another. Thank you for your comments.

First, other people's fathers are good fathers.

Son: Mom, our classmates' fathers are all good fathers.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Son: Because they are all answered by dad, and I am all answered by you.

Mom: Your father is very busy and has to work.

Son: Then he taught me a lesson. Why don't you marry XXX's father? Her father never taught her a lesson.

I am speechless. ...................

Second, what is a beast?

Son: Mom, what is an animal?

Mom: just wild animals and birds!

Son: Haha, I always thought it meant people without wives and husbands.

Mom: That's called bachelor!

Third, I don't want others to know that I am poor.

Mom: Why is your QQ name rich or headstrong? Too corny. Please change it.

Son: No, if people don't think I'm poor.

Mom: You have no money.

Son: But I want to save face.

Fourth, the teacher asked me to play the pig.

Son: Mom, do you think McDull is cute?

Mom: Cute.

Son: Well, then, the school put on a show, and the teacher asked me to play the pig. Mcdull is a pig anyway.

Two days later, I came back depressed.

Mom: What's the matter? Are you unhappy at school?

Son: The teacher said that I was just joking, and it was my turn to hit mosquitoes, but there was nothing good about mosquitoes.

Five, wait until I can't hold back and find a girlfriend.

Mom: Do any girls at school like you?

Son: Yes, there are two more!

Mom: Did they tell you?

Son: You told me.

Mom: What did you say? Do you like them?

Son: I don't like them because they are not fat and cute. I told them I understood.

Mom: What's your answer?

Son: How can I answer that? Anyway, I'm only in primary school now, and I won't fall in love. I won't talk about it in junior high school and high school in the future. If other people have girlfriends in college, I really can't hold back talking.

Sixth, shine shoes to earn money

Son: Mom, when I grow up, I will go to the square to shine shoes to earn money.

Mom: How much can you earn? You should study hard.

Son: I think people earn a lot. Shoe shoes for others in the future and buy villas in America.

Mom: Good. Take me with you.

Son: Do you get paid? If not, I have to raise a wife and children.

Mom: baiwenhang, then you don't care about mom.

Son: Forget it. I'll support you. I'm not getting married.