Little joke, great wisdom

1. On the first day of primary school

I told my teacher that I would recite 31 Tang poems and do addition and subtraction within 1, and my speech was clear and coherent, and my teacher smiled at me. Zhang Ergou shook his head at the teacher's question, and his expression was sluggish and incoherent. The teacher secretly frowned at him.

2. I was the first in the second grade of primary school. < P > I finally got three bars on my shoulders after a perfect score. < P > Zhang Ergou won and lost in a fight with others, and finally got three scars on his face after a big defeat.

3. The third grade of primary school

In the final exam, I got Shuang Yi Hundred in Chinese and Mathematics again, and my father was invited by the teacher to introduce his family education experience at the parent-teacher meeting.

In the final exam, Zhang Ergou once again got a total score of 3 in two subjects, Chinese and Mathematics. Dad was invited to the office by the teacher to listen to his family education experience.

4.

The leaders of the fourth grade of primary school came to inspect our school. I spoke on the stage as a representative of the Young Pioneers and was called a model student on the rostrum.

The headmaster announced that the school should be strictly managed, and Zhang Ergou, as a representative of troublemakers, took the stage to review, and was said to be an image ambassador standing on the corner.

5. Grade 5

My composition "An Unforgettable Night" won a prize in a competition, and my teacher accompanied me to the provincial capital to receive the prize and played for a day.

On an unforgettable night, Zhang Ergou climbed the wall into a factory to carry copper scrap, and the doorman accompanied him to the police station to receive the prize and rest for a day.

6. I was promoted to junior high school

I heard that several head teachers in junior high school fought for me to be in their own class.

It's said that several head teachers in junior high school made a scene to kick Zhang Ergou into someone else's class.

7. The first day of junior high school

At the first day of junior high school, my father held a banquet in the hotel to celebrate my success, and invited others to be happy for my winning the Olympic Mathematics for middle school students. In the first day of junior high school, Zhang Ergou's dad held a banquet in the hotel to make amends, and asked others not to pursue Zhang Ergou's troubles. In the second day of junior high school, I joined the youth league organization in the school with honor.

In the second day of junior high school, Zhang Ergou gloriously joined the hooligans in the school.

9. In the third grade,

the class flower in the class wrote me a love letter, but the love letter was found and confiscated by the class teacher before it reached me. The class teacher warned the class flower: Do not hinder me from entering the key high school;

Zhang Ergou handed a note to the fat girl in the class, Ruhua turned and threw it into the trash can, and warned Zhang Ergou not to hinder her from mixing junior high school diplomas.

1. I graduated from junior high school

I naturally entered a key high school

Zhang Ergou naturally entered the society for further study.

11. On graduation day

Uncle Li, the doorman of our junior high school, pointed to me to educate my eldest grandson: You must study hard like me and make progress every day, so that you can be a respected person in the future;

Uncle Li, the doorman of our junior high school, pointed to Zhang Ergou's great grandson: Don't make trouble like him, he must be despised in the future.

12. Three years in high school

I was the president of the student union of the group secretary of the squad leader, and I won one honor after another and one scholarship after another;

In the three years of society, Zhang Ergou worked as a gangster salesman contractor, accumulated one network after another, and saved another sum of money.

13. Black July

In that black July, I was admitted to a university in the provincial capital as I wished;

that hot July, Zhang ergou registered his company in the provincial capital as he wished.

14. University and business sea

In the university, I was traveling in the sea of learning to start a business, and

Zhang Ergou was fighting in the business sea.

15. The year of graduation and four years of starting a business

In the year of graduation, I entered the talent market to find a job, and I had to lower my salary requirements after hitting a wall everywhere.

Four years after starting a business, private entrepreneur Zhang Ergou entered the talent market to look for employees. After being widely sought after, he had to raise the academic threshold to the starting point of his master's degree. It was easy to recruit a group of highly educated and high-level talents, and he felt the glory of going from ugly duckling to white swan overnight.

16. My broken permanent bike traveled all over the province, looking for a rented house alone.

Zhang Ergou's Porsche traveled all over the province, accompanied by the mayor, looking around for the land to build two dog Building and industrial park.

17. I am short of money, and I also want to start my own business from scratch like Zhang Ergou. I wholesaled a lot of things from the small commodity market to engage in part-time sales promotion, and I lost a lot of money in a few weeks. I secretly felt that it was so difficult to do business.

Zhang Ergou had nothing to do, and he also wanted to go to the university to study further and increase his connotation. He invited professors to dinner and soaked in the girls at school, but they didn't take classes seriously and got an MBA degree within a few years. Secretly feeling: reading turned out to be so simple

18. Chinese Valentine's Day, the dinosaur girlfriend introduced by others disliked me for having no house and no car, and parted ways with me.

Chinese Valentine's Day, the beauty queen of the university flirted with Zhang Ergou because of his great career and great future.

2. At the door, I begged the tacky bumpkin landlord to delay the payment, but Nuo Nuo was the only one who prevaricated. Zhang Ergou talks about corporate culture to the beautiful financial channel hostess * *

21. The house price is soaring. I suddenly found that having a house in the provincial capital can only be a dream. My parents came to the provincial capital to see my rented house, and they were sad when they came home. < P > The house price soared. Zhang Ergou gave one house after another to all kinds of beautiful women. A little beautiful woman's parents came to the provincial capital to see the duplex landscape room given by two dog, and they were very proud when they got home. < P > Nobody paid attention to it. I passed by the junior high school where I was studying. I heard that there was a school celebration, but I wanted to see it, but I was turned away. Uncle Li, the doorman, pointed at me to educate my little grandson: Don't learn from this person. After reading for so many years, I am still poor and can't even support myself.

During the Spring Festival, Zhang Ergou went home, and the county magistrate took the driver's ride. He also attended the school celebration specially held by the junior high school where he attended that year. Zhang Dong threw a huge amount of sponsorship at the school celebration. Uncle Li, the doorman, pointed to Zhang Dong's education of his little grandson: You should learn from this man on the rostrum, make yourself rich from scratch, and even your relatives will be honored.

Twenty-three years ago, the teacher lamented that it would be great if all the students were like me.

ten years later, the teacher lamented that it would be great if all the students were like Zhang Ergou.