"Heartboy, did you laugh today?" Top Ten Famous Jokes in History

Before telling a joke, let me send you a notice. Please pay attention: Yesterday, my relative’s car broke down on the highway. He called the repair shop to tow the truck for 600. I couldn’t tell my relative to call 96166 highway rescue phone to ask. I asked, and it turned out that 96166 directly towed the car to the nearest highway exit for free. I used to think that high-speed tow trucks would be expensive, but I didn't expect that not only did I not charge any money, but the service attitude was also very good, and I even called for a follow-up visit. I would like to remind everyone that if your car breaks down on the highway, don’t rush to find a tow truck. Call 96166 first. Friends who are embarrassing you, go ahead and let everyone see it. (One more wise saying, raise your hands if you agree... No matter how handsome a man is, he is still a waste if he has no ability);

Joke 1:

A certain man walked to the toll booth!

The beautiful toll collector is very beautiful!

The man couldn't help but look directly at her with affection.

After looking at it for a long time, the woman raised her head and said: Be careful!

The man was overjoyed and said: Baby.

The woman said again: Be careful.

Man’s quick answer: ~ Baby!

At this moment, I just heard a bang!

The toll station closing pole fell down! The man's head was smashed and his head was bleeding.

The woman said with disdain: She deserves it! I told you to be careful with the rod, but you didn’t listen! Damn it, little baby, why don’t I smash you to death?

.......... My dear, did you laugh today!

Joke 2 "Collection of School Jokes":

1. I am so distressed that I fail to do my homework every day.

2. A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: "I'm so tired up there! You can't move down there! It's just that you don't cooperate, you don't even react at all. In the future, If there is nothing in your stomach, don’t blame the teacher!”

3. In class, the beautiful female teacher explained to the children seriously: “Breast” means “small”. For example, "suckling pig" means "little pig", and "suckling pigeon" means "little pigeon". Then, the teacher said: "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word "milk"."

Xiao Ming: My family’s financial situation is not very good and we can only live in a 40-square-meter house.

Teacher: (I feel dizzy)...This one won’t work...change it to another one.

Xiao Ming: I have to jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school.

Teacher: (fainted)... No... try another one.

Xiao Ming: ...Teacher, I really can’t think of it. It makes my nipples burst.

Teacher: ...

4. "Word Composition and Sentence Making"

Title: "On one side... on the other side... 》

Child: He is taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take off his clothes? Or should he put them on?

Question: Among them

Children: One of my left feet is injured.

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: Continuously

Children: After get off work, dad comes home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

Title: Sad

Children: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s sad.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even sadder

Title: And...and...

Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin .

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

Title: Look

Children: What are you looking at! Haven’t you seen it?

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant

Title: Xin Xing Rong Rong

Children write: Xin Xing Rong Rong Confess.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It’s so hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive

Topic: Sure enough

The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit and drank cold water.

Teacher’s comment: They are phrases and cannot be separated

Title: First...and then...Example: Eat first, then take a shower.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comment:........................

Title: Besides

Children: A train passed by, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides, besides,

Teacher’s comments: I’m going to die, forget it, don’t look at me, I’m smiling~~~