What kind of jokes can make people awake in the morning?

One day, a taxi driver felt very tired after working all day, so he wanted to drive home. It was midnight.

He happened to pass by the second funeral home in Beishi, feeling Mao Mao's in his heart, and thinking, Oh, great ~ I feel strange, get out of here and go home quickly ~ ~ ~

At this time, a woman in white suddenly stopped him by the side of the road. Just when the driver hesitated to stop, the car just stalled in front of the woman.

The driver feels so strange. How come...

At this time, the woman silently got on the bus ~ ~ ~

I want to go to Songshan airport. The woman began to speak.

The driver felt even more creepy and the car could start again.

Oh ~ ~ OK, Songshan Airport, right? ? The driver said in a trembling voice.

……

The car was driving, and the driver looked at the woman in the rearview mirror. He felt that the woman's face was bloodless and pale, and he felt as if he had carried it. In order to stop thinking, the driver took out an apple and chewed it to eliminate his inner anxiety.

At this time, the woman in the back seat spoke: I liked apples best before my death ~ ~ ~

Hearing this, the driver took a bite of the apple, not only his mouth opened wide, but his hair stood on end!

The woman continues: But I don't like to eat it after giving birth ~ ~ ~