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What should you do if you encounter a nosy person?

When I saw this question, I remembered a widely uploaded meme on Weibo on Zhihu. That joke is particularly funny. The gist of it is, for example, someone asks you a question that involves your privacy, or that the person asks you because he is nosy, and then you reply to him, My great-grandfather lived to be a hundred years old, and then he would sigh and say, wow, he lived so long. How did he do it? Then you can answer because he is never nosy. Hahaha, this meme is very funny, but I really want to try to reply to people like this.

Most people will always encounter a few people who are nosy. I think those who hold moral hijacks are nosy people. I always thought that I would not be kidnapped by morality, but who knew that moral kidnapping actually happened.

That time on Nanjing Metro Line 1, I was going to Nanjing Medical University for something. What it was like at the time was that before I got on the subway, I had already been in a taxi for about an hour. However, I have a very motion-sick physique, so I really had no choice but to take a taxi, so I chose to go first. I took a taxi and then took the subway. When I got out of the taxi, I really felt like vomiting. I also had a terrible headache and felt like I was spinning.

The station where I got on the subway was about 50 minutes away from Nanjing Medical University. I was about to collapse. Nanjing Medical University was almost at the terminal. Then I kept praying to God to bless me and give me a seat on the subway, but God did not listen to my prayer. After I stood on the subway for two stops, I got a seat near the subway door, which happened to be close to the subway door. I slept against that glass for a while.

After about two or three stops, there were more and more people on the subway. At least there were people in all the seats in my car. But at this time, a family of three came up, so it wasn’t strictly In the sense of a family of three, it is the kind where the grandparents are pushing the car with the grandson. Generally speaking, in this case, you need to give up your seat, but I looked around and found that there were many young people, and then I I thought that I was definitely not needed to give up my seat, and then I felt at ease. Then, I closed my eyes and rested my mind. In addition, I had not recovered from my motion sickness at that time, so I really didn’t want to give up my seat to anyone at all.

Then I really don’t know how to say good things about that little kid. I can tell at a glance that he is a naughty kid who has been spoiled by his parents. He insists on leaning against the glass, which means that he I could stand on the seat and grab the glass, and then the family looked at me, asking if they could give that seat to their child. I was speechless. If you don’t make a good car, why would you want it? He competed with me for a spot, and then I declined him politely, and then closed my eyes. At this time, the uncle next to me started his quality education.

But the only thing I'm glad about is that only that uncle kept nagging next to me, and no one around me echoed him. On the contrary, the few brothers opposite me were from who knows which school. , after dragging the grandparents to their seats, but their seats were close to the large glass in the carriage, there was no place to grab, and there were people on both sides, the child refused, but his grandparents still Stand beside me.

Anyway, I don’t care. I didn’t give up my seat to them until they arrived. The kid stood next to me and watched. If he wanted to watch, he could just watch. Don’t offend him. . There was also that uncle who was nosy, but I was about one stop away from him. He went to the China Pharmaceutical University stop, and I got off at the Nanjing Medical University stop. I ignored him the whole way, and I didn’t Look at him, keep your head to the right, close your eyes and meditate. This is how you should treat this kind of person. Ignore him and let him sing his own one-man show.