Somebody tell me a joke.

A man decided to cut his hair and become a monk, so he entered a temple. There, silence is the most basic commandment, and he can only say two sentences every ten years.

Ten years later, the abbot of the temple stopped him and said, "Well, now you can say those two words." The man said "the meal is cold" and left.

Another decade has passed, and this time the man said "the bed is hard".

After the third decade, the man was called to the host again. "I will go," he said. The host replied, "I'm not surprised. You have been complaining endlessly since you came. "