Funny paragraphs about Diaoyu Islands

Ximen Qing came into the room and reached out to touch Pan Jinlian. Wu Dalang said dissatisfied: I object. Ximen Qing kissed Pan Jinlian again, and Wu Dalang said angrily: I protest. Ximen Qing knew it was okay, so he knocked Pan Jinlian down and raped her in front of Da Lang. Wu Dalang said angrily: I strongly protest and firmly oppose it. Ximen Qing laughed and picked up Pan Jinlian and went out. Wu Dalang was furious: She has been mine since ancient times! Stealing her is illegal and invalid!

Dalang said: Since my wife was occupied, I have been paying close attention to the progress of the situation. As we all know, Pan Jinlian has been my wife since ancient times, and I have indisputable sovereignty over Jinlian. I hope Mr. Ximen will understand the situation and will not do anything to undermine the ever-lasting friendship between the two sides and release my wife unconditionally as soon as possible. In the spirit of friendly negotiation, I suggest shelving the dispute and developing my wife together.

Ximen Qing came to Wu Dalang's house again and asked Dalang to get out of bed immediately. Dalang said: put aside the dispute and work together to develop.

Ximen Qing laughed: Just watch from the side.

Da Lang protested loudly: I will also stand guard for you to prevent Wu Er from causing trouble.

Wu Erhui, angry. Dalang hugged Wu Er: Brother, don't be angry, stability is the most important, and I have already protested. No matter what happens between him and Jin Lian, it will not change the fact that she is my wife...

Then , Wu Dalang picked up a rolling pin and smashed the pots, pans, pots, and water bottles at home. While smashing them, he said that he was so angry that he, Xiao Ximen, was so angry!

Wu Er said, my sister-in-law was raped by evildoers. If you went to destroy his house, why would you destroy your own things?

Wu Dalang said: I am so angry with him! Wu Er was puzzled. Dalang said: You don't know, these are all produced by Ximen Qing's store!