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How rude are you when you are drunk?
What are you like when you are drunk?
If you have ever seen yourself lose your temper after getting drunk, you may consider giving up drinking.
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Yesterday, the company received a group of guests from afar, and specially arranged for the hometown manager H to accompany them.
The guest's itinerary is to visit three places a day. In the morning, we visited two different counties and cities non-stop, and the atmosphere along the way was quite harmonious, because they were all hometown people and had the same topic.
I went to a restaurant at noon, probably because the guests in my hometown made Manager H particularly excited. At the dinner table, Manager H was very enthusiastic and took turns toasting, one after another. The guests kept saying that they had an investigation mission in the afternoon and should not drink too much, but Manager H didn't stop drinking. So, of course, he was drunk.
Out of the hotel, the car hasn't gone 200 meters, and manager H vomited in front of a car full of guests. The mineral water handed to him could not be held at all, and it flowed out while drinking, which not only stained his clothes, but also made the seats everywhere. The scene is awkward. As the receptionist arranged by the company, I can only take care of manager H and explain to the guests. Really helpless.
Manager H can't accompany him on the afternoon trip, so he can only sleep and rest in the car. Finally, manager H finally woke up. He asked, is it rude? Everyone smiles.
How can I not lose my temper? Get drunk in front of the guests and make a fool of yourself. That's what I said: lose face at home.
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Xiao He, 29, should be very happy when he went out to attend a relative's wedding reception that day. The wine table is full of relatives and there is not much restraint. It may be that I believe in my drinking capacity, or I can't stand the repeated persuasion of relatives and friends. After drinking one cup after another, I slowly began to get confused.
At this time, Xiao He didn't know whether he realized that he had drunk too much. He didn't control himself and continued to pick up the glass until he collapsed in the chair. Even after the banquet, several relatives helped Xiao He to the hotel room, and he had no idea.
The next day, Xiao He's sister came to the hotel. When she saw Xiao He, who was still awake, she called several times and didn't respond. She may be impatient. She pushed forward a few times, but she still didn't move. At this time, my sister found that something was wrong, so she went close to check and found that my brother was actually dead. For Xiao He's family, it was a bolt from the blue. Everyone thought he would get well after a sleep, but then he never woke up.
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Manager H in the first story is definitely not the first time to drink, nor will it be the first time to get drunk. It is only when he is drunk that he realizes how shameful he is. The company arranged to accompany the reception. Manager H and I both have jobs, but when he drinks, he is still so reckless and unrestrained that he completely forgets his job.
In the second story, Xiao He got sick from drinking and failed to observe his physical condition in time. This tragedy caused by drinking has been reported in the news, but it can't arouse everyone's vigilance. Many people are lucky about this, thinking that it is impossible for them to turn, but when the tragedy really happens, it is irreparable.
There are also many pictures and videos of people getting drunk on the Internet. It's okay to talk nonsense and cry after being drunk. It's really ridiculous to put the toilet cover around your neck, use the main road as a bed and be naked. The most unbearable thing is to use violence after drunkenness, swing fists at his wife and children, vent his emotions completely through alcohol, and completely forget his behavior after waking up.
I didn't write this article today to give up drinking. After all, drinking in work and life is inevitable. But drinking advocates acting according to one's abilities and opposes excessive drinking. When people are drunk, their behavior is uncontrollable. Such behavior is very terrible, completely out of the unconscious or subconscious, and no one knows what they will do. For example, a drunken uncle raped a neighbor 12-year-old girl, and a drunken husband climbed the roof of 18 and jumped off the building.
It is said that drinking too much will do harm to your health. Drunk people are actually uncomfortable, their stomachs are tumbling down and they want to throw up. I'm sure I'll be dizzy when I wake up In the case of drunkenness, the body may also cause diseases and lead to tragedies. It's a pity that a friend or groom lost his life because he drank too much at the wedding. Failure to keep in awe of life at all times and make yourself drunk is really the key reason for the tragedy.
Adults should know how to control themselves, and never lose their minds when they touch alcohol. It's the same old saying: drinking is ok, but don't drink too much when you go.
PS: The eighth exercise of writing the hand ring.
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