5. 1 SMS Joke Greetings

1, streaking is an outdoor sport that improvises courage, speed and figure, regardless of venue or gender. This sport originated in Europe and the United States, and has generated many fans in China in recent years. Recently, boys in Hangzhou streaked to protest against the school power failure, and photos were printed on T-shirts for sale, making them as famous as Zeng Ge and leading the new fashion of streaking. Weak asked: Today, did you run naked?

2. I will send a short message worth 10 RMB to all the handsome and beautiful brothers and sisters who have a certain position in my heart. Please bring your own napkin so as not to get wet with saliva. I wish you all a happy face and a good journey!

3. When buying clothes, the salesman (contemptuously): This dress is very expensive. Don't touch it unless you buy it. Jane Doyle: It seems that you are rich? Don't sell it if you have money!

4. An ugly monkey went to a matchmaking agency to find someone, and the boss said it was expensive. The ugly monkey said it would be cheap, and the boss said it was stupid. The ugly monkey said it doesn't matter. The boss shouted at the window → Fool, don't read the message, come out on a blind date!

Lao Zhang went to the city for a holiday and came to a high-class hotel. The waiter took him to his room. Lao Zhang said angrily, let me live in such a small room! ! Attendant: Don't be angry, sir! This is the elevator!

6. After the World Cup, I felt extremely depressed. After all, I can't find such a good reason to justify my procrastination in a short time!

7. Heilongjiang people's wish: the capital will be diverted to Hegang, and the provincial ……… committee will replace the central government. The United Nations is in Mudanjiang, and Shanghai is a town in Jixi. The national wine Beidacang, the state banquet is bumpy, and the national anthem "Qiqihar, my hometown"!

8. I will send a short message worth 10 RMB to all the handsome and beautiful brothers and sisters who have a certain position in my heart. I'll invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow ... and watch others eat! Please bring your own napkin so as not to get wet with saliva. I wish you all a happy face and a good journey!

9. My aunt checked the dormitory last week, but no one got up in the morning. Aunt criticized why our dormitory was not cleaned. Everyone just wanted to refute it. Aunt said, I really find that the more beautiful the little girl is, the lazier she is.

10, a friend gave birth to a son, and sent a circle of friends saying: My son's arrival made me very happy, but my wish to find a rich son-in-law for the rest of my life failed. Another idiot friend replied: Your son may find a boyfriend in the future ... ……MD, I'm going to fight now!