Ridiculous composition

In study, work or life, when it comes to composition, everyone is certainly familiar with it. Composition is a transition from internal speech to external speech, that is, from a compressed and concise language that one can understand to a developed and standardized grammatical structure that others can understand. There are many points for attention in composition. Are you sure you can write? The following is my ridiculous composition. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.

Funny composition 1 Things happen every day in school, so these years have become more and more. But one thing left a deep impression on me.

I remember it was a Chinese class. While the teacher was unprepared, I secretly lowered my head and wolfed down all the snacks after class that the teacher gave me. You did a good job. I can't swallow it, so I have to drum my mouth first, put them in my mouth and swallow them bit by bit.

At this moment, the teacher suddenly called my name: "Gao Bohan, what do you think of this problem?" Please answer. " I suddenly panicked, and I was about to be exposed, thinking: How can I say that I was stuffed with a snack? "Answer quickly!" The students are eager to hurry. In desperation, I stood up and said something that no one could understand: "Oh, oh-goo-goo-"At this moment, the eagle-eyed Chen Boming found the snacks in my mouth and immediately said, "Teacher, he is stealing snacks!" The teacher looked at me and asked doubtfully, "Is this true?" I said anxiously, "Oh-woo-"and I was speechless. The teacher thought I was ill and came over and said with concern, "Come on, open your mouth and let me have a look." "ah!" When I opened my mouth, all the snacks in my mouth came out! There is a kind of "split flower".

I won't say much about the next thing. But do you think it's funny to write here? From this, I also learned a truth: in class, I should listen to the teacher wholeheartedly. After class, I will never steal to eat again.

It happened when I was in the second grade of primary school.

On this day, after coming home from school, I opened my exercise book in a hurry and worked hard. Because there was not much homework, I finished it quickly. So, I quickly turned on the computer and played the game.

When my mother came back, she saw books and exercise books piled up like hills on the table and called out to me, "Wei Wei! Vivian! Stop playing games, come and clear the table, and then sort out tomorrow's textbooks. " I'm fighting monsters. "Wait a minute, I'll be right there!" I answered my mother loudly.

The fighting has come to an end temporarily. I grabbed the things on the table and stuffed them into my schoolbag, and then I hurried on playing games.

The next morning, when I opened my schoolbag to hand in my homework, I was surprised to find something like a bowl in it! I froze: isn't this grandpa's ashtray? Why is it in my schoolbag? I was so scared that I quickly stuffed it into the drawer. Fortunately, my classmates didn't find me, otherwise I would be laughed off by them.

After returning home, the whole family laughed so hard that Grandpa burst into tears.

It's been a long time, but every time I think about it, I can't help laughing. Alas! I am really careless.

Funny composition 2 Recalling life, there is a funny thing that I will never forget. Let me tell you about it.

When I was young, my mother bought me a beautiful little alarm clock. It has round ears and a big face with three needles of different lengths. The longest second hand "sasha vujacic" keeps turning. I stared at the small alarm clock for a long time, wondering why it kept turning. So, one day, while my mother was not at home, I secretly opened the back cover of the small alarm clock and took out the battery inside. Ah! There are small springs in it! I was so excited that I pulled the spring out. But I can't pull it out.

At this moment, I heard my mother's footsteps outside the door. I panicked and thought it was over. I don't have time to install batteries. I must hide the removed alarm clock quickly. So, I opened my clothes and foolishly stuffed the alarm clock into my clothes. Mother opened the door and pushed it in. She looked at my bulging belly and asked, "Are you going to have a baby soon?" I smiled and quickly took out the small alarm clock from my clothes. I said angrily, "Yes, I gave birth to a small alarm clock, but it fell apart."

I can't help laughing when I think about this ridiculous thing when I grow up. Have you ever done such a thing?

Ridiculous composition 3 Childhood is a picture. The innocence and activity of my childhood made my childhood shine. Of course, there were some ridiculous things in that dazzling childhood, one of which I still remember vividly.

That was when I was 4 years old. I live at my grandmother's house. It's time to make lunch. I didn't expect the green onions to be gone, so I was asked to pull some on the balcony. I listened to my grandmother's words and reluctantly walked up the stairs step by step, finally reaching the balcony on the fourth floor.

"wow! So many plants! " I exclaimed!

Although I heard grandma talk about the appearance of green onions several times, I was really at a loss when I faced so many exotic flowers and plants at once, so I had to search carefully on the balcony. Finally, under my search, "value for money" finally locked two "suspects" I arrested two "suspects", and after my careful selection, I finally chose a plant, which I thought was green onion (actually daffodil). I crouched down, picked its leaves one by one, hurried downstairs and went to the kitchen. Because time was tight, grandma didn't pay attention to anything, so I put the "green onion" in the pool, divided it into four sections by hand, put it in the pot, stirred it a few times, and served it. The greedy old man smelled the smell of fried pork slices with green onions and couldn't wait to try them. He said in surprise, "huh?" This green onion tastes so strange! " Grandma listened and said, "isn't this the same as before?" Is it too light or too salty? " Grandma also went over, picked up chopsticks, took a bite and put it in her mouth. "Hey, this taste is really strange. It seems to be a bit of grass, not green onions." I stood dumbfounded and said to my grandmother, "Is there anything wrong with the green onions I pulled?" "As soon as the voice just fell, Grandpa burst out laughing." Hahaha ... Isn't this the daffodil I planted? Why did you serve it as green onions? But this dish can really be regarded as a specialty! "Ha ha ha ha ....." The whole family laughed from ear to ear. "Is this a special dish? I was stunned by grandpa's words. Is grandpa praising me or hurting me?

This is a kind of innocence I have experienced. The funny thing is, it's ridiculous, because daffodil seedlings were mistakenly fried into vegetables, which caused a farce. Although it has been a long time, whenever I see daffodils, I can't help laughing.

Ridiculous composition 4 Since the beginning of school, I have been immersed in thinking and depression. Why? Because my pride makes me laugh.

When I got my report card at the end of last semester, I was very proud to see that I got "double marks" in math English and 95 points in Chinese. I was complacent about this good result all winter vacation. Everyone told me that I got a double hundred, and the praise from my parents and relatives made me feel very high. For this reason, I got many awards. It's really cool!

This pride lasted until the beginning of school. Because on the first day of school, when I talked with my classmates about the final exam, I couldn't help but feel a little smug in my tone and wanted everyone to praise me. Surprisingly, however, Zhao Shan said disdainfully, "Gee, what's the big deal? There are three or four students who do better than you. Besides, people often get double marks in exams, and they are not as complacent as you! " Zhao Shan's words were like throwing a pot of cold water on my head, which made me awake a lot and really realized the meaning of "unexpected events happen in the sky, and people are doomed".

Through this incident, I understand that it is nothing to get a little achievement, but the pride of "self-righteousness" is really ridiculous!

Funny composition 5 I did a funny thing. what kind of thing is that ? Let me tell you something!

Once, I was selected to attend the flag-raising ceremony, and I was very excited. I hope to come earlier that day. However, there was no flag-raising ceremony for several weeks, either smog or flag-raising ceremonies in other classes. A few weeks passed, and finally it was our class's turn. We did very well.

However, just the morning before, that is, last Sunday, I made a joke: on this day, my sister had to take an exam and got up early. My father came to my sister's room and tucked me in. I suddenly woke up and asked my father, "What time is it?" Dad said, "It's still early!" I said, "I want to go early!" " "My sister happened to be looking in the mirror. After listening to my words, she smiled and said to her father, "She is so stupid! It's still early "

It was not until my father went to see my sister off that I understood why my sister called me stupid. It turned out that the flag-raising ceremony was to be held tomorrow, so I was very excited and took Sunday as Monday.

To this day, I can't help laughing when I think of that ridiculous thing. You can't be so excited in the future. If I get so excited again, I will make a lot of jokes!

Interesting composition 6 An interesting thing happened in the first moral class this afternoon. Do you want to know? Let me tell you something!

In class, all the students are reading the Book of Filial Piety. Suddenly, the teacher found a classmate uncomfortable and asked him with concern, "Are you a little uncomfortable?" The classmate replied, "I have a headache!" " The teacher asked again, "What's the temperature in the morning?" "The classmate replied," 98 degrees. " The teacher said, "98 degrees? Is it 38 degrees? "

At the end of school, the teacher mentioned this classmate again. The teacher said, "The water at 100 degree is boiling, and everyone at 98 degree is burned to death." The students all laughed their heads off.

My classmate is really cute, and it is really a funny thing.

Funny composition 7 Funny things in colorful life are like waves, which are memorable. I can't help laughing at one of them now.

When I was four years old, one day I was reading a book "What Made the Ocean" in my bedroom. After reading it, I thought: by the way, I can tell this story to my mother! So, I went to find my mother. As soon as I found my mother in the kitchen, I couldn't wait to say, "Mom, do you know what's wrong?" Hearing this, my mother asked, "Which one?" I saw my mother's puzzled eyes and thought strangely: doesn't my mother know as much as I do? So I took this book to my mother. Mom smiled after reading it. I don't understand: what is mom laughing at? My mother stifled her laughter and said to me, "Those two words are pronounced nézhā, not Nǐ tu ū!" It suddenly dawned on me and I laughed with it.

After a while, dad came back. His mother asked him, "Do you know who N Tu is?" Dad thought for a long time and still couldn't figure it out, so I had to tell him the answer: "It's Nezha!" Dad just reacted and burst out laughing.

To this day, I still can't forget this ridiculous thing.

Ridiculous composition 8 My son has finished his homework, so show it to me for signature. I looked at it from top to bottom and signed it with a blue pen. My son is crying, mom, stop writing. Write with this pen. I looked at my son in surprise. What are you asking? My son said that if this is written, my homework will be disfigured. hahahaha ...

In order to exercise, I don't ride motorcycles and electric bicycles, but I like riding bicycles. One night after school, the wind blew more and more jokingly. I went to take my son home by bike. My son was sitting behind my car, and I seemed to have no strength, so I said to my son, "Come on, mom! Mom can ride very fast. " The son said loudly, "Mom, come quickly!" " Mom, come on! ..... "Listening to the sound of my son cheering for me, I really have the strength and the speed of cycling has also accelerated. But the wind is still strong, and our speed is gradually slowing down. After a while, the son said, "mom, I want to get off." "I don't understand. Get off. The son said, "You ride! I want to run. "I looked at it and agreed, and then I got on the bus gently. I just feel that the car is moving forward quickly. It turned out that the little guy was running behind the cart. Oh, I can't help secretly feeling gratified. This lovely son.

Every time I turn on my mobile phone and look at a greeting above, I feel infinite warmth in my heart. This greeting was carefully designed by my son: "Wang Li really loves you!" " "Open the desktop again, it is a lovely photo of my son. At the moment, there is warmth in my heart.

"Son, why don't you do this reading problem? The more you use your brain, the smarter you are. Your mind is so smart that it will rust if you don't use it. " The son picked up his exercise book and said, "A classmate in our class has a rusty brain. He didn't do well in the exam. " Ha, this bad thing.

One day, I poured the boiled Chinese medicine and prepared to drink it. My son saw it. Say, "Do you drink Radix Isatidis?" I have a look, and the color is really close to Banlangen. Then he took it to his son and motioned for him to have a drink. Then he really took a sip, and then stuck out his tongue and said, "It's not good, it's not good." "Yes, it tastes terrible, but my mother still insists on drinking it for health!" "Mom, you must insist!" I nodded and drank all the Chinese medicine.

Funny composition 9 When I was a child, I did a funny thing.

One afternoon, I heard my mother say, "Only people with ink in their bellies are smart." At this time, I thought that only people who had drunk ink would be smart. I thought: then I will drink a bottle of ink quickly, and I will be very smart. At first, I went to the study, took a bottle of ink, unscrewed the lid and smelled it. It tasted terrible, but in order to be smart, I still held my nose and drank it. Then, I ran to my mother and said to her, "Mom, I'm smart now." My mother looked at me doubtfully. I added, "You just said that people with ink in their bellies are smart. I drank a bottle of ink and became smart. " Mother said, "Silly boy, when I say ink, I don't mean ink for writing, but ink for learning." What? I'm going to rinse my mouth.

Funny composition 10 childhood, how childish. This will make us do some ridiculous things.

That was when I was in the middle class of kindergarten. One Sunday morning, I saw many red peppers on the table. I am ecstatic. Isn't that my favorite cherry? Damn, I bought so many. I clapped my hands and weighed it. I took it and stuffed it in my mouth. I just took a bite and found that there was something wrong with the taste. The tip of my tongue is spicy. So I took another bite and made me cry. I quickly poured a cup of tea and took a sip. That's great. My throat was very hot, my feet jumped up and I cried. I just spit out my tongue.

Grandma heard crying and came down from upstairs. When she saw my tears and runny nose, and then looked at the things on the table, she understood everything. He said, "Jie Jie, did you eat something on the table?" I nodded and said, "Isn't that a little cherry?" Grandma said with anger and laughter, "my little ancestor, that's a pepper." I use it to cook spicy oil. How can you eat it without asking! " "After that, my grandmother gargled me with cold water, but I kept fanning, and I was so busy.

Now whenever I think about it, I feel how ridiculous I was at that time.

Funny composition 1 1 One morning, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom. It happened that my mother took out a toothpaste tube-shaped facial cleanser that day. I thought it was toothpaste, so I put the facial cleanser on my toothbrush. Xiao Ming thought: Why is this toothpaste so thin? I brushed it while I was thinking. As soon as he put the toothbrush in his mouth, he felt something was wrong and thought, Is this toothpaste broken? It tastes a little strange, thick and sticky, and it doesn't blister when brushing. As soon as I finished eating, I rinsed my mouth and ran to my mother and said, "Is this toothpaste broken?" Does it taste strange when you brush it? " My mother looked at the "toothpaste" in my hand and suddenly laughed and said, "Look carefully". I looked at it and said, "Oh, dear! It's mom's facial cleanser. " I said shyly, "Sorry, I used facial cleanser as toothpaste." Mother said meaningfully, "He Qingshi, you can't be so careless in your future work."

Son, this is really a ridiculous thing. However, I believe that everyone will not be as careless as I am, and should be a serious and careful boy!

The ridiculous composition 12 "China" has been broadcast, but the waves are higher than the waves. For example: Chinese spicy strips, Chinese pens and Chinese game cards. Our class also set off a storm.

Hua! , white! Sha Qianmo. It's almost class time. Wang Yu,, are still playing with Hua's game cards. They had a good time! At this time, Wang Yu twisted his body like a water snake and leaned against Wei's face. She gave a weak cry, mom, mom. When Xiao Wei saw this scene, he stepped back in disgust and said, "If you do this again, I won't play!" Wang Yu a stupidly, and then stopped and sat down gently. At this moment, Li Tiantian pursed her lips sweetly, like a meek kitten. 3,000 hair is floating in the wind, and the white face is reddish and reddish. Moist eyes, staring at Xiao Wei quietly, eyes full of surprises like seeing relatives. Lean your head gently on Wei's shoulder and whisper in her ear: Mom! Say that finish, aha is full of hot air. Vivian's face didn't change color, but she actually got goose bumps all over the floor. But I swallowed this tone again when I thought of the kindness of sweets to everyone.

Ha ha! I can see this clearly!

Ridiculous composition 13 March 19, after breakfast, I brushed my teeth and cleaned my dentures, ready to report a situation to the doctor. Along the way, the bus ran very fast and there was no traffic jam. I was very happy. When I got to the doctor, the doctor asked about the situation and asked me to look at her teeth. I answered very well, but I didn't touch it in my mouth. It's embarrassing. I smiled and squatted on the ground to hide my embarrassment. Then he hurried to the doctor and ran away.

Alas, how did this happen? I have been filling my teeth for almost a year. I go to work every day, but I only miss it twice in my memory. I went to see a doctor this time, and this happened. I wonder why, maybe I was too nervous or too concerned, so I washed and washed again, which led to this forgetful mistake.

Comrades, protect your teeth. If the teeth are original, how can this happen? Fortunately, I'm not nearsighted, or I'll look funny looking for my teeth everywhere. Cherish every part of your body!

Funny composition 14 One thing I think is funny, because my family makes a pair of socks into a ball, which is easy to find.

Every morning my mother will put clothes, pants and socks on my bed and let me wear them myself. One Saturday, I quickly put on my clothes and pants, opened the drawer, grabbed a ball, unpacked it, put on my feet neatly, and went to have breakfast.

After breakfast, I felt my feet uncomfortable, so I looked at my shoes. There was nothing wrong with it, so I didn't care. Later, I went to the supermarket with my mother, and the more I walked, the worse I felt. Even when I came back from the supermarket, I had blisters on my feet. I told my mother about it, but she didn't take it seriously and went on doing her thing. I had to endure discomfort and go out to play, especially in the afternoon.

Finally, at night, you can take a bath. When I was taking off my clothes, I suddenly found a big sock and a small sock. I told my mother about it, and she pointed at my nose and smiled. I can't laugh, my feet hurt.

Funny composition 15 Recently, some students at school were infected with chickenpox, and several students in our class were isolated and rested at home. One night, my mother suddenly found a few small pimples on my back. After the doctor diagnosed me, I was also "lucky" to be infected with the hateful chickenpox. I can't go to school, I can only stay at home and wait for acne to grow one by one.

Every morning, I went to the medical clinic for intravenous drip, which became the place where several students with chicken pox got together. One day, some of our chickenpox friends were watching TV, and one of our classmates wanted to change the channel. He said, "Aunt Nurse, do you have a remote control? I want to watch a joke program. " Aunt nurse said, "You'd better look at your face with a mirror. Your face is funny enough. " It turned out that all the acne on his face was covered with ointment, like bird droppings, all over his face. The nurse's aunt's words made our chickenpox friend laugh until his stomach ached.

Chickenpox has spread rapidly on my face, back, legs and even toes. Damn chicken pox. "