Used car joke

"Brother, have you ever heard of Na Zhijie?"

"That is the strategic partner of Sinopec and PetroChina; Gas station lifetime VIP! "

"As long as you spend more than100000, you can enjoy million-level fuel consumption, 300000-level interior, 654.38+ million-level power and 5 yuan chassis training!"

"It is said that a new car will break down after three years of driving, and it is a brand that scares used car dealers!"

Ahem, get to the point. Speaking of the brand Na Zhijie, I believe many people will smile at each other. Since Nazhijie 20 10 entered the mainland market, it has been declining for less than two years. By 20 19, Na Zhijie officially entered the era of "zero sales".

A large car company has a complete production and marketing system, with eight models, including cars, SUVs and MPVs, but its sales volume is almost zero for two consecutive years. I'm afraid only Na Zhijie can do it. What is even more frightening is that Na Zhijie can let netizens deeply remember its name even if it doesn't sell it. If you are lucky enough to see a Nazhijie car in the street, everyone will stop to watch and sigh deeply: "Warriors! Na Zhijie dares to buy! "

0 1 Na Zhijie delisted into news

Na Zhijie's life these years is really tragic. Rather than "linger" like this, it is better to completely liberate yourself. Recently, according to the latest news from the media, Yulong Group and Dongfeng Company have reached a preliminary consensus that the Nazhijie brand under Yulong Group will officially withdraw from the mainland market. At present, the details of Dongfeng Yulong Nazhijie's delisting are still under discussion and evaluation.

In fact, this is not the first time that it has been reported to be delisted. Previously, Dongfeng Company and Nazhijie Group strongly denied it. However, according to the financial report of Nazhijie Company in 20 19, the after-tax loss of this company in 20 19 was as high as NT$ 24.465 billion (about RMB 5.856 billion), and the impact of this year's epidemic has made this already depressed car company worse.

Although the news released this time is not an "official hammer", no one has come out to rumor, and delisting is probably a foregone conclusion.

02 Duan Zi Shou Na Zhijie

The rumor of Na Zhijie's delisting has caused waves of hot discussions on the Internet. The content of the hot discussion is neither regret nor indignation, but laughter.

As the saying goes, "360 lines is the best", Na Zhijie is widely known for its high fuel consumption, low rate of preservation and various jokes, which is also a kind of "success" in a sense. Na Zhijie is not the first car company to withdraw from the market, and it will never be the last one. However, the news of delisting can cause such a big response, and Na Zhijie is probably "unprecedented".

However, are all kinds of jokes about Na Zhijie true, or are netizens embellishing them? We might as well go back to five years ago and see what was the performance of Nazhijie's hottest sales year.

0 1 fuel consumption

I found Na Zhijie in a 20 14 big data report on car owners' fuel consumption. Among all 243 medium-sized SUVs, Nazhijie Big 7 SUV ranked fourth from the bottom with a score of 100 km13.99L.

Before and after Nazhijie 7, it was basically a model with a displacement of more than 3.0, and only Nazhijie 7 was a model with a displacement of less than 2.5. It seems that the story of "carrying a gas station" on the Internet is not superfluous.

02 quality

Take 20 17 Nazhijieyou 6 SUV as an example. Among all the complaints from car owners, we can't see any centralized complaints, which shows that there is no batch problem in Na Zhijie. However, the content of the complaint is indeed varied, from the abnormal sound of the whole car to the black screen of the central control, to the engine stalling and the steering wheel sticking. This car can be described as "full of diseases".

03 hedge ratio

Regarding the news about Na Zhijie's hedging ratio, when I checked the relevant information, I found no official data, so I had to look for examples online for everyone to see:

A Nazhijieyou 6 2065438+July 2009, the fare was 166900 yuan, the mileage was only 12000 kilometers, the used car was valued at 68800 yuan, and the one-year maintenance rate was 41%;

A Nazhijie car dated 2065438+June 2005, with a fare of 270,700 yuan and a mileage of 83,000 kilometers, has a used car valuation of 65,000 yuan, with a five-year preservation rate of 24%. It seems that the brand of "scaring used car dealers" really deserves its reputation.

Collect paragraph 03

For Na Zhijie, delisting may be the best choice. After the explosion, depression and recession, no one cares. Na Zhijie witnessed the development of China automobile market, but unfortunately he couldn't accompany us to the end.

Finally, please enjoy the collection of jokes by Na Zhijie: