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Do you like chatting with bar spirit or does he like it?

Talking about two people's enjoyment is the same as talking about cross talk. Talk about is not good, that is, both of them endure and suffer.

Go to the shoe repair shop, because I can't hang my shoes without heels, so let the shoe repair master nail me a belt and buckle it in front. The shoe repairman said nothing would be nailed, saying it was not good-looking. I told him it wouldn't hurt him to pay, but he just wouldn't. I talked for ten minutes, and then I begged him, but he wouldn't nail it. His wife scolded him, but he still wouldn't let go. Then one of us put in a good word for him before finalizing it.

A friend of mine is also an expert. I invited everyone to dinner once. I looked at the menu for a long time and ordered two dishes to show him something. He got the menu and said he didn't know what to order, and then he said that the two dishes I ordered were not delicious.

My good friend is engaged. I went to give her a present yesterday. When I came back, my mother-in-law asked me what the fat man your classmate was looking for looked like. I said she was handsome and tall, and she said, really? Your classmates are so lucky. I said to show you their photos. She glanced at them and said that they were not ugly, but some people were not photogenic. I said you were real. You didn't see me. How did you know? She said with a smile, anyway, I am the boss, and I will feel uncomfortable if I don't fight for a day.

A guest at work today asked me if the orange juice was freshly squeezed. I said there was water and sugar in it. He said why not make freshly squeezed orange juice. I said a glass of squeezed orange juice is not enough. He said you could make it more expensive. No one will buy it when I say it's expensive.

The old master of our unit, born in 60 years, is the first college student after the resumption of the college entrance examination. He graduated from Li Dian of the Western Army and is still single. It is said that when I was young, I talked about my longest girlfriend and began to talk about marriage, but I visited my prospective father-in-law. The longest object to find in the future is only half a year. I shared a dormitory with him when I first started working, and moved out a year later. It's hard to keep silent about him. He will hook up with you to chat, and then play tricks on you.

There is a person in my unit, do you think it counts? He is arguing with others about how to say a word, and others bring a dictionary to prove it. He insisted that the dictionary was misprinted. I really don't know what to say when I meet such a person.

I have an old man who makes furniture here. He especially likes to raise the bar. Once, he helped a landlord install the door. When screwing the hinge, he doesn't need a screwdriver, but directly knocks it in with a hammer. The master was unhappy and said, Master. Why not twist it with a screwdriver? It's easy to loosen if you nail it directly This guy just said, is this called a screw or a screw? If it's called screwing, I'll screw it in. Screws, of course. The owner's eyes are green with anger.

Tell a true story. My uncle and my nephew work together. My uncle said that where there is water, there are fish. My nephew said there was water in my tank, but I didn't see any fish. My uncle said I was talking about running water. When my nephew came back, I peed, which was running water. No, there are no fish. His uncle was so angry that he quit his job and forced him to fight.

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No enjoyment, only harm, it is better to stay away.

Chat with the elite, enjoy both sides, and have a winning mentality. You come and go, and the picture of bullets is like a debate. It's an honor to see the spirit of the bar. Bar essence can make people's inflated thoughts shrink, and it can also make blind and confident arrogance rational. Speaking of enjoyment, it is better to say that there must be my sister in a threesome.

Everyone is arrogant and self-centered, and his own views and ideas cannot be refuted by others. Actually, everyone has shortcomings and one-sidedness. Bar essence just gives you a ruthless blow and bombing on the opposite side, which makes people awake, just like a person hanging around the cliff with his eyes closed. He, the bartender, has come to save your life.

Although sometimes the essence of the bar will add fuel to the fire or throw cold water on it, we still thank the essence of the bar. We don't lack words of praise, or even praise and recognition. In fact, we just lack someone who dares to tell you the truth.

Compared with those people, it is obvious that you want into the pit, and he is still clapping and cheering for you to run. A sunny future lies ahead.

People, thinking animals, are all hypocritical. If you are a child, you like to be touched by adults and say to you, honey, it's very kind of you. You have learned to curse. Go ahead. If you like it, stay away from it.

This is a sick world. Some people like to be spanked, others like to be slapped in the mouth. I'm just a bitch and like to be slapped.

Bar spirit, come on, take the keyboard and follow me …

When I was shopping for food, I met a bar spirit.

An aunt picked tomatoes and some of them were pinched by her nails. The proprietress was angry and said that she could not pinch them like this.

Aunt rolled her eyes and said, how do you know if you are cooked or not?

The proprietress said, how many have you broken? How do I do business?

Aunt said: I will buy a dish, I don't care how you do business!

I turned to one side and said, This tomato is not normal at first sight. It is hard, but it is red. Must have been drugged. This egg is not delicious, not fresh, small and expensive. Oh, I don't know, you still buy it. It is really unkind!

The proprietress was angry and said, you are crazy. What are you talking nonsense about pinching my food?

Aunt sneered: What's wrong with me talking casually? You are guilty. Black-hearted people sell black-hearted vegetables to earn black-hearted money to buy coffins.

Then the boss came out and said to his aunt, what did you say?

Aunt Gao Jing said: Your wife is fierce. If she doesn't talk, I will pick tomatoes. Your wife is going crazy.

The boss picked up the smashed tomatoes and patted her face, saying, don't say people are crazy.

Aunt left swearing. The boss and proprietress cleaned up the dirty floor.

I don't know whether Aunt Bar Jing likes it or not. The proprietress is very happy and gave me a handful of onions.

The first time I heard the word "lever essence", I couldn't help applauding. A person who always likes to argue with others, it is more appropriate to use "lever essence" to describe it! Such people often appear around us and always make us feel unhappy.

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Colleague Xiao Zhang is such a person. You did your best to complete a task. He would say, "What's so hard? A fool can do it! " "

Now the market is depressed, you said you should strive for it and make some achievements. He would say, "It's no use adding salt, economic crisis!"

When you say you want to work hard and earn more money, he will say, "What's the use of earning so much money? Just eat! After earning so much money, I still want to give it to the hospital! "

He doesn't do his work well. You kindly reminded him, but he immediately criticized you in turn: "You are not like this, how can you ..."

In short, no matter what others say, he always likes to put forward rebuttal opinions, and he will say it whether others like it or not. Recently, because of things at work, he actually wrangled with his boss. When the boss asked him to do something, he not only refused to carry it out, but also said it was meaningless and worthless. The boss fired him in a rage. Everyone in the company cheered in unison, and the annoying guy finally left.

Ben Jonson said: Language can reveal a person best. As long as you speak, I can understand.

A person who speaks often shows all his ugliness to others. They are happy, but what he said will make others unhappy.

We often feel helpless when we meet the "lever essence", and sometimes we can only avoid it. Such people have no sense of boundaries and can say anything. They always show themselves in front of others and always take pleasure in refuting others. On the surface, he robbed others, but in fact he robbed himself!

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Coincidentally, 10 years ago, my colleague A Bing and I went to work together and lived in the same dormitory. Supposedly, they should get along well, but their three views are very different, and they always have different views on many things.

I think a person can change his own destiny as long as he works hard. He thought, "They are all working. Do you still want to shake the earth?"

I usually like reading and writing, and he always asks me sarcastically, "I haven't been to college, and I still want to pretend to be a college student?" What's the use of reading so many books? Isn't it just work? "

Usually we chat, as long as we have different opinions, he either speaks loudly or puts on a condescending posture: "If I don't tell you, you won't understand!" " "Between words, full of contempt.

No matter what it is, he has his own set of opinions, and he always believes that he is right. When others do something different from him, he thinks others are naive, naive and stupid. With him, there is always an uncomfortable feeling.

As the saying goes, sworn enemies. I know very well in my heart that I am different from A Bing. From then on, I insisted on being myself and working hard. 10 years later, my income has increased ten times. I bought a house and settled in this city. A Bing was still a soldier in those days, wandering around and having no fixed place.

Count Gist Phil said: Talking is interesting for people of all ages and a reasonable pastime; However, the conversation of the ignorant is not a kind of "conversation" and can't give people any fun.

Indeed, talking with interesting people is a pleasure, a kind of enjoyment, and talking with boring people who love to wrangle is not fun at all, only trouble.

Everyone's life experience is different, and everyone has the right to pursue the life he wants. Others have no right to change our views and deny our practices, but there are always people who measure the whole world with their own ideas. As long as others are different from him, he will question.

Because in the eyes of such people, there is no room for others to do "stupid things". In the eyes of this kind of person, you can only be the same as him forever. He doesn't want or believe that you can be arrogant. If you agree with such people, we will never make progress. If you want to make progress, please stay away from such people as soon as possible.

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In my heart, I always believe that as long as you work harder than others, you can make progress and live a better life. However, when you strive for a better life, those who stand still will not envy you, but wait to see your jokes, because they really think you will eventually fail.

Take buying a house as an example. You worked hard and bought a house in the city, but someone said, "You obviously have no ability, but you still have to hold on!" " Obviously poor, but also pretend to be rich! "This sentence instantly pulls you back to the starting point of incompetence. They don't think you deserve it. They think you are a decent living person.

Others said, "You are still young, and you can earn a few dollars. When you are old and can't make money, what can you pay back the mortgage? " This sentence, I don't know whether they comfort themselves or have a wrong mentality. All your efforts are worthless in their eyes. They have no ability to be good themselves, and they really don't want others to be good all the time.

They also said: "When the price of the house is reduced in the future, you will cry and doubt your life!" " "This kind of leverage is really overwhelming sometimes! According to him, we don't have to work hard, we don't have to fight for it, and everything goes with the flow and is resigned to fate.

Others hit you from another angle: "What's the use of buying a house outside? My parents in my hometown can't take care of it. When your parents leave, you will regret it all your life! " You see, these people will even tie you up with moral kidnapping. If they can't make progress, they will try their best to deny your progress. Isn't it unfilial to buy a house outside What is the reason?

It's really tiring to meet such people. They always deny all your efforts. They just want you to live with them at the bottom of society. No change, no progress. That's a normal person in their eyes. Such a person will make people feel that there is no point in doing anything, even if it is alive!

Such people will never know the happiness of growing up, just like those who live on the second floor, they will never know what kind of scenery they can see if they live on the twentieth floor.

Someone said to Ma Yun: I really admire that you have survived so many difficult days, and then you have such brilliance. You are really something. If I'm crazy,

Ma Yun said: It is not difficult to endure those hard days! I know it will get better, and I admire you more. I know the days are the same, and I can live for decades. If I were you, I would have been crazy!

People at different levels often have different views on things. Some people always look at problems from the shallowest angle, while others can look at problems from a higher angle. People who love bars don't want to climb high, but always want to pull others down. We should stay away from such people as soon as possible!

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Everyone's cognition is different, and what they see is different. It is foolish for you to argue with a man who has different opinions and likes fighting.

One day, Confucius' disciples were cleaning in front of the hospital. A passerby asked, "I want to ask you, how many seasons are there in a year?"

The disciple replied, "All the year round, of course."

Passers-by said, "No, three seasons a year."

The disciple was at a loss and said, "You are wrong. All the year round, naturally! "

Passers-by said confidently, "well, we'll bet." I lost. I kowtowed to you three times. If you lose, treat me the same. "

At this time, Confucius was coming out of the room and saw them red-faced and standing in front. When they saw Confucius, they were awed and asked him to make a quick judgment. Confucius replied: "Of course, three seasons a year."

The apprentice will kowtow to passers-by three times. Passers-by left.

The disciple asked Confucius dejectedly, "Why do you say that there are four seasons in a year against your will?"

Confucius pointed to the back of passers-by and said, "Did you see it? He is dressed in green. He is a grasshopper. He has no winter, how can he have four seasons? "

Yes, some people are exposed to such a small world. The more you reason with him, the less you understand. If you fight with him, you will be in trouble! The result can only be endless. Some people are so young that they always feel that they are authoritative and all their judgments are right. For such people, the best way is to stay away.

Some people obviously don't have much knowledge, but they always use their little knowledge and unchanging thoughts to define the people and things they come into contact with.

I once read a classic saying in a book that the more ignorant people in the world, the less they know they are ignorant. For those who like to argue, we should stay away as soon as possible. Don't let his ignorance hurt you or hinder your progress.

After all, people who love bars are usually fixed-minded people, just like frogs in the well. They only see a little bit of heaven and earth, but they still enjoy themselves. They always want to leverage others, just like messing with others and blocking others' steps. In fact, they seem to incite others, but in the end they strangle themselves.

Stay away from the "bar spirit" and don't let their words affect our mood.

Stay away from the "elite" and don't let their shallowness reduce our sight.

Stay away from "leverage", go your own way, strive to grow up and live the life you want.

There is a premise for chatting with elites, that is, if you want to have fun, you must find an opponent. The more you can argue, the better. Get to the point, stay away from gangsters. You should be able to use the bar essence to guide the game and let the other side explain the correct answer. You will stand on the opposite side and guide her weakly, tell what you want to say from his mouth and explain it clearly. You will try your best to guide him to do things more completely, and you will enjoy the process!

What bar elites lack is not bar friends, but enough attention. The environment where they can't talk on an equal footing gives them an understanding that they can only look at "maverick", so we are forced to be bound, which must be very uncomfortable.

Three views are different, silence is golden!

In the video, I have seen two strangers on the train have a big fight because they have nothing to do with the rice producing area, and I have also seen two cars rubbing against each other to make good punches. This is really a matter of attitude towards life, depending on whether you want to enjoy it or not.