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The eighth route army and a kid's joke

Hai Wa 14 years old, the head of a child in Longmen Village. He started herding sheep for the landlord at the age of eight and worked hard in the wind and rain for six years. He especially hates landlords and Japanese devils.

Hai Wa, the leader of the children's group, goes to Longmen Mountain to watch sheep every day. On the top of the hill stood a tree, a fake tree, and Hai Wa was herding sheep. It turns out that this tree is an "information tree". If the devil comes, put this tree down. When the villagers saw the "information tree" fall, they knew it was the devil.

On this day, Hai Wa drove the sheep to the "information tree" again, and dozens of sheep scattered to eat grass.

To the west of Longmen Mountain is Pingchuan. Standing under the "message tree", you can see a winding river in Pingchuan, and you can also see many black spots as big as sesame scattered on Pingchuan, which are the turrets of Japanese devils.

The sheep went to eat grass, and Hai Wa was alone ―― the shepherd boy by the Heping River in Houzhouzhuang didn't come today. Hai Wa thought, how interesting it would be to fall with others, fly kites together or have an upside-down dragonfly!

Thinking about thinking, Hai Wa threw down the red tassel gun, grabbed it with both hands and stood up with his legs. It's funny that he walks with his hands propped up. Suddenly, a Grenade fell from Hai Wa's arms to the ground. This is amazing. When Hai Wa was leaving the village, the village chief gave it to him. The village chief said, "The devils are sweeping again. You are the eyes of our village on the mountain. Give you a Grenade. Don't let the traitors catch you! "

Hai Wa picked up the red tasselled spear and looked at the plain. The sun shines and everything is quiet.

Hai Wa looked and looked, and suddenly he saw a long string of black spots crawling out of that pimple in Pingchuan. Hai Wa rubbed his eyes and saw clearly that those black spots were like countless ants climbing to the top of Longmen Mountain. No, the Japanese are out again.

Hai Wa hurriedly pulled the "message tree" and the "message tree" fell down. Just listen, the bell of Longmen village rings, and the bell is getting tighter and tighter. People rushed to the ravine with food, luggage and cattle and sheep. The militiamen also gathered together and went up the mountain with weapons.

Hai Wa was standing on Longmen Mountain when he heard someone climbing the mountain. Few people go this way. Is it a traitor?

Hai Wa shook his whip hard, and dozens of sheep quickly got into the grass. Hai Wa also hurriedly hid behind a big stone and got into the jujube tree. He unscrewed the lid of the Grenade and looked through the gap in the leaves to see what the man was doing!

The man climbed to the top of the mountain and shouted, "Hai Wa! Hai Wa! "

I heard that, Hai Wa. Isn't this Dad? Hurriedly ran out from behind the big stone.

Dad said in a bit of a hurry, "The devil is coming. What are you doing? "

Dad seems to have something urgent to say. I saw a letter from my father's pocket. Hai Wa saw that it was a chicken feather letter with three chicken feathers in one corner. Hai Wa knows that this letter is very important, and it must be urgent.

Dad said to Hai Wa seriously, "You should send this letter to Zhang at once. Be careful! "

Hai Wa took the letter and said, "I see, I'll go right away!" Hai Wa said, and put his hand into his mouth and blew a whistle, only to see dozens of sheep running from the grass to Hai Wa.

Hai Wa gave his father the sheep whip to go, but his father didn't take the sheep whip and said, "Go with the sheep! If you meet the devil, tell him that you are the shepherd boy of Pingchuan! "

Hai Wa sent a chicken feather letter more than once, but it was the first time to drive a sheep. He said, "When will the sheep be delivered?"

Dad said, "Just send it tomorrow. Be careful. Don't lose the letter. " Hurry up, the devil is going up the mountain. "

Dad took a sweet potato out of his pocket and handed it to Hai Wa. He said, "eat on the way. Be careful! "

Hai Wa drove the sheep along the path on the mountain, trying to send the chicken hair letter out quickly. From Longmen Village to Wangsan Village, the road is 30 miles and the path is only 20 miles.

The cliff is surrounded by western hills. Hai Wa saw a "news tree" on the top of the Western Hills far away, and knew that there was no situation. Hai Wa shook his whip and drove the sheep safely. At that time, the sun was setting. While walking safely, Hai Wa looked up, and the "message tree" at the top of Xishan Mountain fell down. Oh, no, here comes the devil.

Hai Wa thought, don't let the devil find out, the letter sent by the chicken must be delivered. You can't take the path, so take the road.

Hai Wa drove the sheep down the ditch, turned two corners, and came to Dachuankou. Walking, Hai Wa saw a group of people coming from outside Kawaguchi. Could it be the Eighth Route Army? Hai Wa squinted for a while and found that all the animals were empty. Isn't this the devil who came to rob the rice?

What are we doing? Run! There are cliffs on both sides of the ditch, so it is impossible to get up. Throw away this letter, but it's no use. This is a chicken feather letter! Hai Wa squatted on the ground, buried the letter under the rock, and thought, this can't be done. Where can I find it in the future?

The Japanese devils are getting closer and closer, and Hai Wa is getting more and more anxious. Dozens of sheep just ran forward. The head of this sheep pressed against the ass of that sheep, and the horn of that sheep rubbed against the stomach of another. Don't worry. Suddenly, Hai Wa saw the sheep's big tail, fat and big. Behind the ass, Hai Wa had an idea.

Hai Wa ran to the flock, grabbed the first sheep-the leading sheep-opened its big tail, twisted the long fluff at the root of the tail into two slender wool ropes, and tied chicken feather letters under the tail of the sheep. The sheep broke free from Hai Wa's arms and ran away. The faster it runs, the tighter its tail curls, and all the chicken hair letters are covered.

Hai Wa's heart was relieved, and he threw the sheep whip away. The sheep ran so fast that it almost missed the devil.

A crooked "black dog" came running, and handfuls of Hai Wa slipped behind a devil. The devil has a foreign knife, a nose like garlic and a moustache. The devil with two big gold teeth shouted at Hai Wa, "Your Eighth Route Army spy?"

Hai Wa cocked his head and opened his mouth as if to say, "What are you talking about? I don't understand! "

The black dog hit Hai Wa's ass with the butt of his gun and said fiercely, "Taijun asked if you were a No.8 bus. Come on! "

Hai Wa wanted to call him a "black dog" and spit in his face, but when he thought of a chicken feather letter, he held back and said, "It's not No.8, I'm herding sheep!"

A Japanese officer with a moustache asked the crooked black dog to search Hai Wa. After searching for a long time, he found nothing but a baked sweet potato. As soon as the crooked black dog put the baked sweet potato in his mouth, he was robbed by a Japanese officer with a moustache. He ate and said, "Great! Great! "

After eating the baked sweet potato, the moustached Japanese officer asked Hai Wa again, "What do you do?"

Hai Wa said: "The work of herding sheep!"

"Do you have a good citizen card?"

"I am only 14 years old, how can I have a good citizen card!"

"Your sweet potato, Taijun's gift, open the way!"

Hai Wa hurried away with the sheep, relieved. But it didn't go far, and several black dogs caught up again.

The crooked black dog grabbed Hai Wa's sheep whip and tried to drive the sheep away. It turned out that they saw that it was dark and there was no place to eat dinner. They want to kill sheep and eat meat.

Hai Wa hugged the crooked black dog and cried, "This can't be done. I can't live without sheep! " No matter how sad Hai Wa was, the black dogs threw the whip and drove the sheep away.

Hai Wa thought, this how line? Where is Ji Maoxin? At the thought of Mao Xin, Hai Wa stopped crying and followed the devil at a distance ―― Mao Xin can't fall into the devil's hands.

Hai Wa suddenly blew a whistle and saw dozens of sheep run away. The black dog caught this one and ran away. They were sweating profusely. The crooked black dog ran over, slapped Hai Wa in the face and shouted, "Quick! Drive the sheep for Lao Tzu! "

Hai Wa pretended not to go, and the crooked black dog hit Hai Wa several times. Only then did Hai Wa catch up with the sheep and follow the devil into the mountains. He thought it was the right time to get the idea of a chicken feather letter and deliver it.

In a small mountain village, it is getting dark. The Japanese officer with a moustache shouted, "Missy Missy!" -It's time for dinner. However, the people in the village have run away and the food has been hidden. What should we eat? I saw the black dog run into the sheep. You caught one, and he caught one to kill the sheep. How sad Hai Wa is! These dozens of sheep were raised by Hai Wa himself!

Some black dogs cut off the leg of lamb with one knife, others cut open the belly of the sheep, and the crooked black dogs killed the sheep when they grabbed it. However, he dragged his horn and couldn't move it. The old sheep's four legs were nailed to the ground, and the crooked black dog was so tired that he was sweating. All the other black dogs laughed. The crooked black dog said angrily, "What are you laughing at? This sheep can have 30 pounds of meat, which is heavier than the three of you! " The other black dogs listened and said, "Who wants to eat that old sheep? Be your mother! " "

When the crooked black dog kicked the sheep twice to catch a lamb, Hai Wa was worried about a chicken hair letter under the tail of a sheep.

The black dogs were going to cook mutton, so they removed the doors and windows and set a fire. But there is no pot and no water. The jars are hidden, the wells are covered, and the slates are covered with dung. The crooked black dog asked Hai Wa where the well was, but Hai Wa didn't tell them.

Black dog set fire to barbecue mutton to eat.

Devils and black dogs are full of roast mutton, full of oil, and some put leftover sheep bones in their waists.

Hai Wa watched helplessly as his sheep were slaughtered and barbecued by devils and black dogs, leaving only 30 old street sheep. Hai Wa leaned against the sheep and wept secretly, thinking, what should Ji Maoxin come up with for Zhang Lianchang?

Hai Wa drove the sheep to the sheepfold behind the village, and took some haystacks at the gate of the sheepfold to get ready for bed. Just then, crooked black dog came running and shouted to Hai Wa, "What are you doing? You still want to escape! "

Hai Wa said, "I want to sleep! I'm here to herd sheep, and there are wolves at night! "

The crooked black dog said, "There are no wolves! Let's go and sleep in the house with me! "

Hai Wa had to follow the crooked black dog to a big house, where many devils and black dogs slept stagger, and there was a sentry at the door. The crooked black dog pushed Hai Wa all the way in ―― fearing that he would escape, he went to bed.

Hai Wa lay for a long time, unable to sleep. He thought, Hai Wa, Hai Wa, you are in trouble this time. If you can't send a chicken hair letter, let the devil get it. Great! What should we do?

The devil and the black dog ran all day, ate roast mutton and slept soundly. Some are playing loudly, some are drooling, and some are laughing in their dreams. But there are ghosts and black dogs everywhere, so it is impossible to get out.

It's late at night, and Hai Wa is still awake. He's worried! Suddenly I heard a devil shouting in the yard: "Who? What do you do? " Then a man replied, "feed the animals!" "

Hai Wa thought for a turn and came up with a way to escape.

Next to Hai Wa, a devil was sleeping soundly, blowing straight in his mouth. Hai Wa gently picked up a little soil from the ground and blew it into the devil's nose and eyes, only to see the devil sneeze beautifully. It is broken. I woke up from a ghost. But the devil didn't even open his eyes. He rubbed his garlic nose twice, turned over and snored to death, just to make room for Hai Wa to go out.

Hai Wa cheer up, gently from the devil in the past, and slowly from the dead sleeping devil and black dog gently jump in the past, came to the door.

The sentry at the door also slept soundly. Hai Wa ran into the yard and suddenly shouted, "Which one?"

Hai Wa didn't panic at all and said, "Feed the animals!"

Hai Wa ran to the sheepfold smoothly. When the sheep saw Hai Wa coming, they all bleated. Hai Wa forgot about these sheep, and quickly untied the chicken hair letter from under the tail of the head sheep, put it in his pocket, and ran towards the mountain ridge behind Zhuang.

Hai Wa ran, ran, and couldn't wait to pass Zhang Lianchang the chicken hair letter. However, when Hai Wa turned a mountain pass, he heard someone shouting, "Woohoo, woohoo". Looking from a distance, I saw a devil waving a small white flag, holding it over his head for a while and waving it to both sides for a while. It turned out to be a devil on sentry duty. After a while, the devil stopped waving the white flag, and Hai Wa saw the devil raise his gun. Hai Wa thought, I'm not afraid to shoot, but it's great to disturb the devil. He had a brainwave, quickly took off his white jacket and shook it hard at the devil. Really in charge, the devil put down his gun and waved to Hai Wa, as if to say, "Let's go, let's go!"

Hai Wa hurriedly ran along Panshan Road, turned over a mountain ridge and turned over a mountain ridge, and ran out of breath. Running, Hai Wa squatted on the ground, he was too tired to run. He looked over the hill. Isn't that three kings' hair? After three Wang Mao, it's Sanwangcun!

Hai Wa was so happy that the chicken hair letter was delivered immediately. However, when Hai Wa touched his body, he broke out in a sweat: there was no chicken hair letter. Why is there no chicken hair letter? This is not bad!

Hai Wa clearly remembers that the chicken hair letter was really put in the pocket of the small white jacket, but it was invisible for a long time. Can't, Hai Wa walked back along the route, to find the extremely anxious chicken hair letter.

Look for it, look for it, there is no chicken hair letter there all the way. Hai Wa has seen those devils and black dogs from a distance, and they are ready to start over. Just then, Hai Wa came to the place where he shook his white coat. He saw the chicken hair letter on the ground.

Hai Wa picked up a chicken hair letter and dropped a stone in his heart. As soon as he put the chicken hair letter in his pocket, he heard someone shouting behind him, not others, but a crooked black dog.

The crooked black dog ran over and gave Hai Wa a good beating with the butt of his gun, saying, "Are you going to desert?"

"I'm going to herd sheep, and I'm not coming back!"

"What sheep are you looking for? Where are the sheep? "

At this time, the devil and the black dog had assembled. The crooked black dog grabbed Hai Wa in front of the sheepfold and said, "Go and drive the sheep out and lead the way for Taijun!" Say that finish, crooked mouth black dog left.

Hai Wa ran to the sheepfold, took out a chicken feather letter and tied it to the tail of a sheep.

Hai Wa drove the sheep to the threshing floor, and the devils and black dogs had been arranged neatly.

The moustached Japanese officer glared at Hai Wa and ordered, "Sanwangcun, lead the way, quickly!"

Hai Wa drives the sheep, Japanese soldiers follow behind, and a group of black dogs walk in front. The moustached officer kept urging Hai Wa to go quickly, and Hai Wa raised his whip and whipped twice. But the sheep don't care if you are in a hurry. It happened that at this time, I cocked my big tail, shit. Sheep dung eggs are scattered all over the floor like black beans. What worries Hai Wa is that the sheep also pursed its tail. This is not bad. The chicken hair letter will be exposed soon.

Hai Wa quickly picked up a lump of soil and threw it at a sheep's big tail, which exploded like a loess flower. The first sheep was startled, jumped up on its hind legs and ran away with its tail between its legs.

Hai Wa threw a whip in mid-air, and the sheep ran so hard that the bearded officer shouted, "Great, quick!"

Hai Wa threw dirt at the sheep for a while, then shook his whip. The sheep ran faster and faster, climbed a mountain ridge, and came to Sanwang Village, Wang Mao.

On the hill beyond Sanwang Village, stands an "information tree". However, when Hai Wa led the devils into the ditch, the "information tree" fell down. Hai Wa understand, Zhang Lianchang they have found the devil.

The devils are sweating and squatting in the ditch to rest. Hai Wa didn't stop, driving the sheep to move on. He thought, stay away from the devils, or Zhang Lianchang will be killed together with them when they shoot. But nothing happened for a long time, and Zhang Lianchang and others didn't make moves.

I want to go to Hai Wa. I was in a hurry when I heard a bang. The black dog walking in front stepped on the mine and it exploded. The black dog was shrouded in black smoke, blown stagger by mines, and screamed again and again.

The moustached officer urgently urged Hai Wa: "Come on, get out of the way!"

Two roads appeared in front of Hai Wa, a path and a narrow path. Sheep path is the path taken by sheep, which is narrower, steeper and more difficult to walk than that path.

Hai Wa looked back, and the devil had fallen behind, blocked by Shiyan, and was out of sight.

Hai Wa drove the sheep to the narrow path. He thought that there would be no mines on this narrow path. At this moment, several black dogs shouted, "Why are you here? Take the right path! " "

Hai Wa shouted, "This road I took is closer than that one!" As he spoke, he threw a few whips and the sheep continued to run.

The devils and black dogs struggled to get up with the animals and shouted, "The animals can't get up!" " "Hai Wa also shouted:" It's easy to go after this hurdle! " Say, dumped a few whip.

The moustached officer seemed to perceive something and shouted, "Open the way slowly!"

Hai Wa didn't listen to the moustached officer, and walked forward without looking back, swinging a sheep whip as he walked. He thought, will soon be able to see Zhang Lianchang them.

When the moustached officer saw that Hai Wa didn't stop, knowing that he had been cheated, he shot "pa, pa" and Hai Wa ran faster. Hai Wa climbed up the rock and squeezed through the grass, shouting as he ran, "The devil is coming! Shoot! "

The devil and the black dog kept shooting at Hai Wa, and Hai Wa ran forward desperately. Hai Wa suddenly fell down, and he was too tired to get up. At this time, there was a gunshot on the mountain. Hearing this, Hai Wa was very happy. This is the gun of the Eighth Route Army. He got up desperately and ran up the hill. I didn't run far and fell to the ground again. An Eighth Route Army soldier rushed to pick up Hai Wa. As the Eighth Route Army ran, it shouted, "It's the shepherd, who won the lottery!"

Zhang Lianchang came over and looked at it. He said in surprise, "Isn't this Hai Wa? The parents of Longmen Village often send us letters. "

Hai Wa opened his eyes and saw Zhang Lianchang squatting beside him. Tears flowed from his eyes. Hai Wa thought, what a shame, how did you cry when you saw Zhang Lianchang! He tried to wipe away his tears, but his arm was too painful to lift. He just whispered, "sheep, ... old sheep ... chicken hair letter ..."

Zhang Lianchang bandaged Hai Wa's wound and asked, "What sheep?" "Where is the letter!"

Hai Wa said intermittently, "The old sheep ... the first sheep ... the letter is under the tail ... no, the tail is under the letter ..." As he spoke, he fell into a coma again.

When Hai Wa woke up, it was the next morning. Hai Wa found himself sleeping on a warm kang, covered with a red carpet and a soft blanket, feeling uncomfortable all over. Look at all the square and round cans on the edge of the kang. They are all delicious. What's going on

Sitting on the edge of the kang, Zhang Lianchang saw Hai Wa awake and asked with a smile, "Are you better? Does it still hurt? "

Hai Wa asked, "Where is this? Whose are so many things? "

Zhang Lianchang smiled and said, "It's yours!"

Hai Wa said, "It's not mine." He has never seen these good things.

Zhang Lianchang told Hai Wa that the chicken hair letter he sent was very important. According to the information in the letter, the Eighth Route Army destroyed the devil's lair in Sichuan together with the militia.

Zhang Bianchang touched Hai Wa's head and said, "You are really our little hero. These things are given to you by the headquarters. "

Hai Wa blushed and said, "I don't want these things, I want guns!" " "

Zhang Lianchang pointed to the corner and said, "Isn't that a gun?"

Hai Wa saw many guns, all of which were captured devils. Hai Wa just wanted to reach out to Zhang Lianchang for a gun, but his arm was too painful to lift. ...